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Holy shit I am not partying anymore
Sanius
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About five hours ago I was blazed off my ass with ten shots of 90 proof trying to convince my mom and two of my other friends' moms that we were at eachothers respective houses, causing a triangle lie of where we were crashing, resulting in me tripping out and my whole night clusterfucking. And to add it all up, my ex-girlfriend texts me saying that I apparently told everyone that she sucked my dick, but I was talking about another girl that had her name, but she never sucked my dick so I don't know where she got off with that idea.
All I remember on the drive home was that there were five lanes on a two lane street and every two inches there were billboards on the side of the road. Thousands of them, all spread out across. I also remember me and five of my friends trying to jump our own group because we thought they were a random family trying to crash the party. But we never did anything because we blacked out. I don't even remember putting my shirt back on but I am wearing it. Once we went to my friends house to pick up my sister, I thought people were breathing in the car and trying to get in and take me away.
Basically I had the best night of my life that I do not want to experience again. The only thing that sucked was I wasn't sober enough to try and get a b.j
All I remember on the drive home was that there were five lanes on a two lane street and every two inches there were billboards on the side of the road. Thousands of them, all spread out across. I also remember me and five of my friends trying to jump our own group because we thought they were a random family trying to crash the party. But we never did anything because we blacked out. I don't even remember putting my shirt back on but I am wearing it. Once we went to my friends house to pick up my sister, I thought people were breathing in the car and trying to get in and take me away.
Basically I had the best night of my life that I do not want to experience again. The only thing that sucked was I wasn't sober enough to try and get a b.j
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the party
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I remember my mom saying when i'm out of the house in about a year I can do it all I want
I wasn't sure if she was trying to say a mommy like thing and I was too high to figure it out or if she was being cool about it because she never raised her voice once about it.
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weak
it's yo drinkin
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I remember slamming my phone on the grass and yelling FUCKING BITCH really loud and laughing my ass off and deleting the message.
I sent so many stupid text messages oh my god.
Weed smells like buttfuck
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the green
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WIMMY WAM WAM WAZZLE
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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Grow might be giving it too much credit.
I feel that "mutate" would be a more apt word here.
ok now it's terrible
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I am going to punch you in the face
where do you live
where's geek
edit: wow
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so much potential
goooone
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creepy
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD
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just leave here is what I'm saying
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
It is fascinating how high he was
Hours of interesting dialogue and debate
You're approaching it all wrong, Centi
Tell them you are going to kiss them in the face, find out where they live, and then: PUNCHES.
Face-punching is all about the tactical approach these days.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
he gonna get mad
over da internet
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get the fuck out, shit, i don't give a FUCK