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The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
Sybok in the medical bay, during a routine colonoscopy...

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What are you doing?

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In order to lower and re-raise the shields as quickly as possible, we're going to forego the tractor beam, and fly her in manually.


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*Manually*?

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How often have you done this?

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[smiles] Actually, it's my first attempt.

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YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Slow OP is slow.

    matt has a problem on
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Slow OP is slow.

    desc on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah jesus man plat so much time for something really dissapointing. Much like your entire sexual history.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    But worth it.

    Haphazard on
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Speaker wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    What'd you do?

    I accessed my email through non-authorised means.

    Bwa?
    Security issues I'd presume.

    Really awful though Kakos.

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  • The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hey man I totally thought matt won it until I got tired of waiting and checked again. Sorry duders.:cry:

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    Quid wrote: »
    YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
    PSN Name: MusingPlatypus
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Whew, I was actually starting to get some work done.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I like your OP Plat. Don't listen to these dickheads. :)

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Raging Platypus wrote: »
    Hey man I totally thought matt won it until I got tired of waiting and checked again. Sorry duders.:cry:

    I forgive you. Beam me up startrek [chat]!

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sulu actually fenced in the original?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I just don't think the science presented in this chat reflects real world science so the thread is enjoyable but completely unbelieveable.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Raging Platypus wrote: »
    Hey man I totally thought matt won it until I got tired of waiting and checked again. Sorry duders.:cry:
    I was actually going to make one insulting your chat making abilities if we got to 15 minutes without a chat.


    You win this round...

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Sulu actually fenced in the original?

    And he didn't need no shirt for it!

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So anyway, the prime directive is crap.

    Quid on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    So anyway, the prime directive is crap.
    It's just a plot device that allows them to not do anything up to the point where intervening means they have to shoot stuff.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So yesterday I had to go to this safety lecture thing for my field school in Portugal. There was only 10 of us from the group there, I think there are 18 or so going intotal. But of the 10 of us I was the only guy there.

    :winky:

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    So anyway, the prime directive is crap.

    They should probably just go ahead and reword it to: "Do not interfere in the development of non-warp capable societies unless it's really, really, important."

    japan on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    So anyway, the prime directive is crap.
    It's just a plot device that allows them to not do anything up to the point where intervening means they have to shoot stuff.
    I shit you not there's a large number of people who think it's a good idea. As if genocide is somehow unacceptable to intervene in ten minutes before they develop warp technology.

    Quid on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Sulu actually fenced in the original?

    And he didn't need no shirt for it!

    No wonder Platypus couldn't cut it!

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    minutes finished. now to plan all the "real" work I have to do this weekend.

    :sigh:

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hey, Sabs! You're within missle range!

    Haphazard on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    So anyway, the prime directive is crap.

    They should probably just go ahead and reword it to: "Do not interfere in the development of non-warp capable societies unless it's really, really, important."
    See, I'd be cool with that at least. I'd prefer a set guideline for interfering with a species where one then had to prove it had an overall benefit.

    Quid on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hey, Sabs! You're within missle range!

    Pew pew pew?

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Basically, the prime directive is a license to kill.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hmm, I hate doing SQL code.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    Hmm, I hate doing SQL code.

    Is there anyone that enjoys doing it?

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I think I may have a signed album.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hey, Sabs! You're within missle range!

    Pew pew pew?

    Just smile when it hits you.

    :winky:

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Hmm, I hate doing SQL code.

    Is there anyone that enjoys doing it?

    Database admins?

    I love how it was designed to be used so people could do things like access... and then no one ever used it except programmers and it's still this horrible mess of shit.

    bowen on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    So anyway, the prime directive is crap.

    They should probably just go ahead and reword it to: "Do not interfere in the development of non-warp capable societies unless it's really, really, important."
    See, I'd be cool with that at least. I'd prefer a set guideline for interfering with a species where one then had to prove it had an overall benefit.
    Non-interference can have benefit too. Do you know how much entertainment Janeway got from watching primitive species blow up their own planet and self-genocide? You can't buy entertainment like that.

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jesus this AV cart is so gross.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hey, Sabs! You're within missle range!

    Pew pew pew?

    Just smile when it hits you.

    :winky:

    With a mouth wide open smile.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I love No More Heroes too damn much

    oh god want want

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cops shot an off-duty cop in NYC.

    The cop doing the shooting was white, the cop getting shot was black. Anyone surprised?

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Cops shot an off-duty cop in NYC.

    The cop doing the shooting was white, the cop getting shot was black. Anyone surprised?

    Are you really saying that white people are the better shooters?
    No, Than. Just no.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Cops shot an off-duty cop in NYC.

    The cop doing the shooting was white, the cop getting shot was black. Anyone surprised?
    Man with a gun and no obvious police ID running down the street chasing another man without a gun. Cops ID themselves and say drop it, man turns turns towards police without IDing himself still with the gun.

    Sorry, but unless the off-duty cop was IDing himself, this is just a horrible mistake.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Inqi is in the shower right now.

    Should I join him y/n?

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DROP TABLE in_garbage

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Inqi is in the shower right now.

    Should I join him y/n?
    yyyyy

    Elendil on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, I want Relic to make another Homeworld game.

    Cinders on
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