New Comic for June 01, 2009 (I'm doing it!)

Tarranon

Robcham

fuckin smurfs

Druhim

sounds smurfy

FlatEric

Robcham wrote: »

smurfing smurfs

Kazhiim

I can't remember why gargamel wanted to catch the smurfs

it was either to eat them, or because they were a key ingredient in transmuting gold

Robcham

it's because smurfs are delicious

and you're thinking of Billy and mandy

Druhim

it's because he wanted to sex up smurfette

Druhim

I mean, y'all wanted to sex up smurfette also






right?

seizureorbs

I have never seen the smurfs

I can sort of infer why this is funny though

Kazhiim

but he created smurfette

shit, if he could create smurfs, why did he need to catch them?

Kazhiim

unless she wasn't a true smurf

a hollow facsimile, a clay simulacrum given life

a perversion of nature which twisted the very reality surrounding the thing

Robcham

wait
he

made

smurfette?

The Otaku Suppository

I too am shocked by this development

Robcham

I need to sit down

ChicoBlue

STOP THE SMOGGIES

seizureorbs

come to america and sit on my lap robcham

Loomdun

whats a smoggie?

Robcham

Smurfette was magically created from clay by the Smurfs' enemy, Gargamel, so that she would use her charms to cause jealousy and competition among the Smurfs in order to cause their fall. He left her in the forest and Hefty Smurf took her to the Smurf village, where she was kept out of kindness.

Gargamel's plans didn't work well at first, as her appearance was flawed. He had designed her in such a way that she might be attractive to a sad and despicable person like himself, but to the Smurfs she looked like just a male Smurf but with long spiky black hair and a dress. She tried to be feminine and considerate, but was unattractive and proved to be more annoying than seductive.

Frustrated, the Smurfs got back at her by making her think that she had put on weight and was becoming fat, thus causing her to fall into a state of depression. Papa Smurf took pity on her and took her to his laboratory, where they locked themselves in for several days before emerging. Smurfette now had long, flowing blond hair and an appealing character. This caused every Smurf of the village to fall in love with her.

shit is fucked up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

Kazhiim

I wonder what Papa smurf did to her

Loomdun

So Gargamel thought that was sexy? He's into midgets to, he wants to stick the smurfs down his pants before eating them after they finish squirming to live inside there like how fat people stick hamsters in there butts

Robcham

oh you know

this and that

Raiden333

Robcham wrote: »

Smurfette was magically created from clay by the Smurfs' enemy, Gargamel, so that she would use her charms to cause jealousy and competition among the Smurfs in order to cause their fall. He left her in the forest and Hefty Smurf took her to the Smurf village, where she was kept out of kindness.

Gargamel's plans didn't work well at first, as her appearance was flawed. He had designed her in such a way that she might be attractive to a sad and despicable person like himself, but to the Smurfs she looked like just a male Smurf but with long spiky black hair and a dress. She tried to be feminine and considerate, but was unattractive and proved to be more annoying than seductive.

Frustrated, the Smurfs got back at her by making her think that she had put on weight and was becoming fat, thus causing her to fall into a state of depression. Papa Smurf took pity on her and took her to his laboratory, where they locked themselves in for several days before emerging. Smurfette now had long, flowing blond hair and an appealing character. This caused every Smurf of the village to fall in love with her.

shit is fucked up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

so smurfette was basically a smurf cylon?

Peter Ebel

Welcome to licensing!

Robcham

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Smurfs

this is really misleading

Nuzak

ChicoBlue wrote: »

STOP THE SMOGGIES

jealous

Olivaw

Raiden333 wrote: »

Robcham wrote: »

Smurfette was magically created from clay by the Smurfs' enemy, Gargamel, so that she would use her charms to cause jealousy and competition among the Smurfs in order to cause their fall. He left her in the forest and Hefty Smurf took her to the Smurf village, where she was kept out of kindness.

Gargamel's plans didn't work well at first, as her appearance was flawed. He had designed her in such a way that she might be attractive to a sad and despicable person like himself, but to the Smurfs she looked like just a male Smurf but with long spiky black hair and a dress. She tried to be feminine and considerate, but was unattractive and proved to be more annoying than seductive.

Frustrated, the Smurfs got back at her by making her think that she had put on weight and was becoming fat, thus causing her to fall into a state of depression. Papa Smurf took pity on her and took her to his laboratory, where they locked themselves in for several days before emerging. Smurfette now had long, flowing blond hair and an appealing character. This caused every Smurf of the village to fall in love with her.

shit is fucked up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

so smurfette was basically a smurf cylon?

Jesus, this is

Wow

I need some time to process this

Robcham

good god where were all the lady smurfs if smurfette wasn't even an actual smurf

I mean good god

Loomdun

All smurfs have vaginas and penises robcham

Olivaw

Smurfs are like the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park, they can spontaneously change gender in a same-sex environment

Robcham

smurfs man

smurfs

Peter Ebel

Smurfs ain't right.

The Otaku Suppository

Robcham wrote: »

Smurfette was magically created from clay by the Smurfs' enemy, Gargamel, so that she would use her charms to cause jealousy and competition among the Smurfs in order to cause their fall. He left her in the forest and Hefty Smurf took her to the Smurf village, where she was kept out of kindness.

Gargamel's plans didn't work well at first, as her appearance was flawed. He had designed her in such a way that she might be attractive to a sad and despicable person like himself, but to the Smurfs she looked like just a male Smurf but with long spiky black hair and a dress. She tried to be feminine and considerate, but was unattractive and proved to be more annoying than seductive.

Frustrated, the Smurfs got back at her by making her think that she had put on weight and was becoming fat, thus causing her to fall into a state of depression. Papa Smurf took pity on her and took her to his laboratory, where they locked themselves in for several days before emerging. Smurfette now had long, flowing blond hair and an appealing character. This caused every Smurf of the village to fall in love with her.

shit is fucked up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

Just so we're clear, we're still talking about the Smurfs I watched as a child? The banal kids show about the blue midgets? What other bombs are going to drop now that the bay doors are open?

Kazhiim

I had SE++ pinned as the place most likely to be full of people who knew smurf trivia

huh

Xaquin

The Otaku Suppository wrote: »

Robcham wrote: »

Smurfette was magically created from clay by the Smurfs' enemy, Gargamel, so that she would use her charms to cause jealousy and competition among the Smurfs in order to cause their fall. He left her in the forest and Hefty Smurf took her to the Smurf village, where she was kept out of kindness.

Gargamel's plans didn't work well at first, as her appearance was flawed. He had designed her in such a way that she might be attractive to a sad and despicable person like himself, but to the Smurfs she looked like just a male Smurf but with long spiky black hair and a dress. She tried to be feminine and considerate, but was unattractive and proved to be more annoying than seductive.

Frustrated, the Smurfs got back at her by making her think that she had put on weight and was becoming fat, thus causing her to fall into a state of depression. Papa Smurf took pity on her and took her to his laboratory, where they locked themselves in for several days before emerging. Smurfette now had long, flowing blond hair and an appealing character. This caused every Smurf of the village to fall in love with her.

shit is fucked up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

Just so we're clear, we're still talking about the Smurfs I watched as a child? The banal kids show about the blue midgets? What other bombs are going to drop now that the bay doors are open?

Liono and snarf were father and son.

also, snorks were originally smurfs that drowned at sea during the 'Azrael Conflict'

Robcham

The Otaku Suppository wrote: »

Just so we're clear, we're still talking about the Smurfs I watched as a child? The banal kids show about the blue midgets? What other bombs are going to drop now that the bay doors are open?

In the original 1966 comic, Smurfette, when she first came to the village, was the stereotype annoying female who made life frustrating for the Smurfs without actually intending it: constantly asking silly questions; advising caution while travelling; making jumpers that were too big for the intended wearer, etc.

The Hanna-Barbera cartoon series of the Smurfs, made in 1981, had her as an actual Gargamel spy and saboteur who intentionally tries to disrupt life in the village. She was magically created from blue clay, sugar and spice but nothing nice, crocodile tears, half a pack of lies, a chatter of a magpie, and the hardest stone for her heart. She is found in the forest by Hefty Smurf (The Smurfs, season 1 volume 1, "The Smurfette").

TheySlashThem

this

this is more than I ever wanted to know

Robcham

there were only ever 3 female smurfs introduced

one was a Granny Smurf

she was the queen smurf

Xaquin

Robcham wrote: »

there were only ever 3 female smurfs introduced

one was a Granny Smurf

she was the queen smurf

what about the kid smurfs

I recall them, but nothing about them

one sec

edit: hot damn

http://bluebuddies.com/help/smurf_names_and_list_of_the_smurfs.htm

Nuzak

the rabbit hole

it cannot be closed

Raiden333

Loomdun wrote: »

All smurfs have vaginas and penises robcham

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Robcham

so there is a smurf movie in development

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/