New Comic for June 01, 2009 (I'm doing it!)

Muggins

Willeth's true identity revealed itt

TheySlashThem

hey willeth there is a hot debate going on

did you want to catch the smurfs to eat them or to use them to make gold

Willeth

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

did you want to catch the smurfs to eat them or to use them to make gold

I don't know where either of those came from. I just have a thing for midgets. As long as they aren't blonde.

Robcham

Gargamel wanted to use the smurfs for a potion to turn things into gold

silly Gargamel alchemy doesn't work

unless you have a metal arm and leg and a brother in a suit of armor

Muggins

Robcham are you watching that new series?

I dunno if you actually like the show or not I was just asking

Robcham

I read it off wiki




there's a new series?

TheySlashThem

or to use them to make gold so you could eat the gold

Robcham

silly TDOT always eating things

seizureorbs

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Kazhiim wrote: »

unless she wasn't a true smurf

a hollow facsimile, a clay simulacrum given life

a perversion of nature which twisted the very reality surrounding the thing

I really like this post.

me too

mostly I just like the word simulacrum a lot

TheySlashThem

gonna eat robcham

tiny asian man

gonna eat him right up

om nom nom

Robcham

you into vore

you sicko

TheySlashThem

it's your fault for being made of candy

Robcham

it's your fault for making me from candy

TheySlashThem

I am your father and if you ever want to be a real boy you will not talk to me that way

and by real boy I mean not asian

Robcham

I AM REAL TDOT

LIKE

SO REAL

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

TheySlashThem

robcham is the fakest of boys

Robcham

says my wooden father

made out of

sticks and shit

autono-wally, erotibot300

what we need is a Smurfs live action movie with toby maguire as papa smurf

TheySlashThem

I can't find the snl sketch about a smurfs made for tv movie anywhere

you have failed me, internet

Mr. G

Wikipedia Bitches wrote:

Gargamel the sorcerer is the sworn enemy of the Smurfs. He is an evil wizard, though his powers appear very limited; he actually seems to be more of an alchemist as his main ability is to create magic potions. His main goal in life is to destroy the Smurfs and/or capture enough of them to create a potion to turn things to gold. However, no matter how elaborate Gargamel's plans, they invariably end in failure, causing him to spout his catch phrase: "I hate those Smurfs!". (It is worth noting that he possibly does have softer feelings towards at least one Smurf, his daughter/creation Sassette who refers to him as "pappy Gargamel.")

Robcham

fffffffffffffffffffff

Reigner

Wait... he made Sassette too?

What the goddamn...

Slagmire

Come along with the Snorks!
Swim along with the Snorks!
So much to see,
waiting for you and me.
Have some fun with the Snorks!

zimfan

did someone already post the Donnie Darko scene?

Tossrock

yes

zimfan

ok just making sure

Zzulu

Robcham wrote: »

Smurfette was magically created from clay by the Smurfs' enemy, Gargamel, so that she would use her charms to cause jealousy and competition among the Smurfs in order to cause their fall. He left her in the forest and Hefty Smurf took her to the Smurf village, where she was kept out of kindness.

Gargamel's plans didn't work well at first, as her appearance was flawed. He had designed her in such a way that she might be attractive to a sad and despicable person like himself, but to the Smurfs she looked like just a male Smurf but with long spiky black hair and a dress. She tried to be feminine and considerate, but was unattractive and proved to be more annoying than seductive.

Frustrated, the Smurfs got back at her by making her think that she had put on weight and was becoming fat, thus causing her to fall into a state of depression. Papa Smurf took pity on her and took her to his laboratory, where they locked themselves in for several days before emerging. Smurfette now had long, flowing blond hair and an appealing character. This caused every Smurf of the village to fall in love with her.

shit is fucked up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

that is fucked up

what the hell

zimfan

hahahahha this smurf stuff is hilarious

#pipe

IS THAT REALLY ANOTHER PERSON WHO THINKS BIRDS ARE MAMMALS?

IT HAPPENED LIKE A MONTH AGO

(scroll to post 183)

CatnipCat

This is raping my childhood with equal thrust as 4chan. Especially the naked smurfette that pops up in GIS when looking for the pre-plastic surgery Smurfette.

#pipe

you mean THIS ONE?

#pipe

ha ha ha

haaaaa

Snowbeat

pipe stop it

you're killing meeeeee

#pipe

The Internet, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Neli

so basically gargamel creates smurfette to become this seductress whore to spread malevolence amongst the smurf community

but the smurfs don't think she's hot so they mock her and she falls into a state of depression

then papa smurf...uh, genetically alter her to look and act sexier and more appealing to the male smurfs

am I understanding this right

Robcham

what is up

with your sig

Neli

Here's blackhair smurfette

Tossrock

what the fuck even happened there

half your post is in your sig

Snowbeat

neli I am going to rape your ass

#pipe

Neli

the new Leli?

let's watch