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[Mini-Phalla] Newbie Phallas - GAME OVER - Cheaters / Honest Students Victories
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It was a fine autumn day at Phalla College and in fact it was move-in day for most. When will the dean of Phallas learn that they should let students move in before classes start, instead of expecting them to move in and make it to class in the same day? Most of the students already had their schedules set up, but the unlucky few still trying to fit the necessary classes into their schedule were positively livid at the long wait to get into the computer lab to sign up for classes.
Kime was sitting on the left wall in the computer lab trying to get into his classes.
"Underwater Basket Weaving 101 is full?"
Kime really wasn't sure how the school expected him to finish his degree when they only offered one section for all the classes he needed. Luckily he had managed to get into every other class he needed, but he would have to switch Underwater Basket Weaving for another class of equal credits if he was going to keep his phallaship for the semester.
"Hmmmm Phallamanship 101 has seats left.... this sounds.... perfect!"
Kime signed up for the class and now he would have to run all the way across campus to get there on time. Sweating profusely and out of breath, Kime just made it inside the door as the class started. Unfortunately for him, he would not get to stay in class for long.
"POP QUIZ!!" yelled the Instructor just as the students were trying to take their seats.
The rest of the students took their seats and pulled out a piece of paper to write on.
"True or False: Is Rainfall always evil?"
Most of the students were looking around in confusion, but Kime always knew just what to say.
"I'm cheating!" Kime yelled out into the class.
The Instructor looked up in bewilderment as Kime continued to spout self-incriminating speech that seemed to come off as nothing short of insanity.
"I'm a serial killer, I am invincible to the vote, I am evil, and Dac Vin sent me an invincibility role pm!" Kime would not stop spouting what appeared to be nonsense to the other students.
"I don't know who you think you are Sir, but get out of my class before I send you straight to the Dean's office. I never wanna see your face in here again. Now to the rest of you. Know that I do not tolerate cheaters and I will be doing my best to see you all gone from this class and out of this college. I will not have Phalla graduates get away with cheating!"
The Dead
Kime - insane - Day 0'd
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The game has now started. You have until 10:00 PM EST tomorrow night to vote someone out. Everyone with special abilities as well as the mafia, also need to send in orders before tomorrow. Orders or votes after 9:59 PM EST will not be accepted. PM all proboard links to me.
And remember the most important thing, have fun!
edit: Oh great, and now I can't first day vote for kime, so much for tradition.
See: Ten Phallandments. The mafia voted out their leader that way.
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Oh yeah voted off as the revealed seer. Not my finest hour. I shouldn't have freaked out so much when people started to vote for me. I would have helped if DeShadowC wasn't being so blatantly evil and having no other villagers tell him off.
Oh well. I would say you learn... but I really don't :P
I get voted off awesomely, all the time.
I'm a physics major, which is way cooler than metaphysics.
There isn't anyone in here that I remotely have a grudge against....Also no Kime....
Erich for being on the winning team in timeline.
Sorry man a bit too late, I will add you as a reserve.
I don't know if you want to be late to this class...
::points to the door where fragments of some crazy man's clothes are all that's left::
PHILOSOPHY MAJORS SHALL BE PURGED.
An engineering/compsci student would be acceptable but judging by recent movements by them they would be likely to represent the cheaters/the neutral.
Dunedain you worthless bastard you already day one'd me twice.
Incidentally, the next chance I have to kill you you die.
What recent movements, Erich?
Well last time you were evil....
Tie votes will be RNG'd for now, but I think Dac Vin wants to do a different method for tie breaking that he will explain tomorrow when he is around if that is the one he will want to use.
Order of actions is as follows:
Vote -> guard -> vig -> mafia. The order of the seer doesn't matter because if they die at any point they will not be able to reveal it to anyone.
Day 0 narration is linked.
All pms should be out. If you haven't gotten a role pm and should have, let me know. If you do not understand your role pm, let me know.
I'm too lazy to actually make my own....
Oh, guess I'll do it right now. I experimented that mechanic in my last phalla and I guess it turned out well even if ties never happened - plus it removes a RNG element, so why not?.
Ties will be resolved as such: The player with the highest votecount before the tie dies. This apply with every situations, like if a vote was added on the second place, a vote was removed on the vote leader, or a vote was switched from the vote leader to the second place.
Tomorrow will be reserved for a surprise element I think wasn't in the original newbie phalla. Don't worry, it's not harmful.
even I am excited
In the ALPHALLA set of games we had an Assassin style game. I wrote a program to help me stalk players and find my marks, putting real names to fake accounts. I was the only villager to be victorious that game because I was the only one to kill my marks and declare such to the host, exiting the game as the mafia won.
So McWeed, post-restriction or desperate love of color: you decide
Either way, it's annoying.
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OS, :^: on the narration, was wonderful
Hahahaha though, I win! You can't kill me now, stupid village! :twisted:
OOOooooOOOOOOO
(This is a ghost post, as indicated by the "OOOoooOOO"s that frame it. Typically, unless otherwise stated by the host, you can put in one of these after you die to cry out in rage or die gloriously or whatever. However, DO NOT give ANYTHING away related to the game. No "Oh by the way B:L is evil" (even though we all know he is :P), or "I know Orange Soda is good!"
These are just friendly ways to exit the game, but for all intents and purposes you are dead and cannot influence the game (or anyone else) in any way.
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I am a vanillager, that is a promise, not a threat, I can't deliver on that yet.
That shit is worse than using the NSA's supercomputers to crack Kryptos.
I'm sorry what did you say I was too busy enjoying my victory. :^:
Read this.
THAT's evil.
I can has cheezburger, yes?
Dude it's day one.
Oh god, I remember playing a version of this at a gaming convention... A lot of this, actually. We had some guy who decided to drag out the first day by 30 minutes. I kid you not. The new players in the group outnumbered the veteran players, unfortunately, and the jerk knew enough to sound important.
Those of us who had been playing awhile were ready to kill him. When night fell, I can't say I've ever been so happy to be mauled by our mafia/werewolves.