Smart Hero wrote: » no wonder she had to have a c-section giving birth to a car must be rough
Quoth wrote: » awesome but damn you for reminding me how much i want babies BABIES
Pony wrote: » Theidar, the challenge for you now iscan you be as bad-ass a dad as Hunter?
Druhim wrote: » Quoth wrote: » awesome but damn you for reminding me how much i want babies BABIES keep your fertile womb away from me
Larlar wrote: » this is your own fault the baby probably didn't want to come out until you gave it a better name
Pony wrote: » is there a first name that contains every vowel?
Druhim wrote: » wiggin's right
NotACrook wrote: » Aeidyan
Canada_jezus wrote: » isn't Aidan the non terrible way to spell it.
Me Too! wrote: » Pony wrote: » is there a first name that contains every vowel? "Steaiveou" Only pronounce the e's
AMP'd wrote: » Canada_jezus wrote: » isn't Aidan the non terrible way to spell it. Aiden, but it's still a terribly preppy name
Pony wrote: » i knew a kid in grade school whose real name was i shit you not shark williams his first name was shark he hated it when he was a little kid and he went by his middle name (david) until he was in fifth grade then suddenly he decided that having motherfuckin shark as your first name was cool
Pony wrote: » Me Too! wrote: » Pony wrote: » is there a first name that contains every vowel? "Steaiveou" Only pronounce the e's that's not real google says you are a liar and i trust google more than you, mister
Me Too! wrote: » Pony wrote: » Me Too! wrote: » Pony wrote: » is there a first name that contains every vowel? "Steaiveou" Only pronounce the e's that's not real google says you are a liar and i trust google more than you, mister I control Google I own the internet
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giving birth to a car must be rough
A four-door no less!
Congratulations.
can you be as bad-ass a dad as Hunter?
http://www.hiyoooo.com/
but damn you for reminding me how much i want babies
BABIES
Congrats, man!
At seven years old my son goes out into the wild to survive on his own. At 17 he comes back for martial training and then we go out for frozen yogurt.
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Druhim do you even remember what a fertile womb looks like
Like you don't shoot dust at your age gramps. I mean really.
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(congrats)
the baby probably didn't want to come out until you gave it a better name
"Eustace? Pfff, screw that noise, I'm staying put."
then you'll see
YOU WILL ALL SEE
Tumblr blargh
completely serious
i didn't even realize it was a real name
Seriously.
I mean, it may be out of the womb, but it'll be years before he's out of the closet.
OR
I hope he has an easier time coming out of the closet than he did your wife's womb
Pick whichever you like best, i couldn't decide.
It's spelled Aedan but pronounced Bob
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"Steaiveou"
Only pronounce the e's
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydan
i shit you not
shark williams
his first name was shark
he hated it when he was a little kid and he went by his middle name (david) until he was in fifth grade
then suddenly he decided that having motherfuckin shark as your first name was cool
Aiden, but it's still a terribly preppy name
*takes off sunglasses*
The S. is for Shark
that's not real
google says you are a liar
and i trust google more than you, mister
They could make up for it by dressing him as a bum.
This has to be done...
Did he ever try to date rape some chick and scream "I'm Shark....suck my dick...I'm Shark"?
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I control Google
I own the internet
Bullshit, you're not Al Gore.
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The fuck was wrong with that kid
Shark is the best name ever after Cobra Death Ray 9000
seriously
not a single vowel in his first or last name
(it's pronounced "Nigh Tehoo" apparently, but motherfucker why don't you just spell it like that in english then?)
Cobra Death Ray 9000 Martin