Sit down, my children, and I shall tell you a story.
It is the story of the Island that floated high above the surface, shrouded in mystery and wonder.
It is the story of the creatures that lived there, the Mimiga, who struggled against great hardship and adversity.
It is the story of the Doctor, who alongside his minions brought the Island to its knees.
It is the story of the Sakamoto family, who came from the surface only to become embroiled in the unfolding tragedy.
And it is the story of two heroes, fated to save both the island and the surface from total destruction.
This is My Story. This is...
This is a Miniphalla. A Miniphalla is like a Phalla, but smaller. Any information you may need regarding all things Phalla may be found right
here.
This game is based on
Cave Story, a freeware adventure game created over the course of 5 years by a single man known as Pixel. Having steadily gained a following since its release, it is now being developed for release on the Wii’s virtual console. If you want to download and play the game you can do so
here. I can highly recommend it; it’s entertaining, endearing and very well crafted. Seriously, what’s stopping you?
Prior knowledge of the subject matter is not necessary to play this game, and it should not confer any large advantages to those who have experience with it.
All standard Phalla rules apply; no screen caps, no anonymous contact, no dead people talking to the living, etc. All proboard links should be sent to me to avoid shenanigans.
This Phalla will hopefully not contain any mechanics that will make Dac Vin want to destroy us all.
Vote will close at 2AM BST / 9PM EDT, and narrations will follow some time afterwards, varying depending on how tired I am.!Sign Up in pretty colours.
1 -
DevoutlyApathetic - Professor Booster (Vote Ressurector) - Utterly blown up.
2 -
SkyCaptain - Kanpachi (Fisherman) - Gently thrown into a deep pit.
3 -
Orange Soda - Santa (Homeowner) - Torn to fine shreds.
4 -
Eipnoom - Quote (Vigilante) - Game Over.
5 -
oldmanken - Jenka (Bus Driver) - Cremated.
6 -
Gumpy - Numahachi (Framer) - Turned to Stone
7 - B:L
8 - Dunadan019
9 - SpectralSpork
10 -
kime - King (Double Voter) - Scared half to death. The other half was the ground's doing.
11 -
Rainfall - Kazuma Sakamoto (Narration Jacker) - Unintentionally Squished
12 - garroad_ran
13 - Erich Zahn
14 -
Ebfan - Tetsuzou (Ability Booster) - Wrong sort of customer.
15 - Julius Caezure
16 - Timmer
17 -
Nodgarb - Balrog (Ex-Mafia) - Learnt his Lesson.
18 - dunedainjedi
19 - kuhlmeye
20 - Spectrum
21 - Powerpuppies
22 - Fatal3RR0R
23 - Thetheroo
24 - Darian
25 -
[strike]Cleonicus[/strike] Wildcat (Puppy Keeper) - Colon - Flattened. And his little dog, too.
Reserves:
1 - samuari6966
2 - Dac Vin
3 -
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I'm a little strung out with Phalla right now given the mini I'm running and the mindfuck that is Rend's Labyrinth (and the fallout from Gumpy's ongoing saga), but I'll definitely be watching this one, Daius.
I'm doing my bit to try and make this Transatlantic.
I may very well get destroyed in the process.
This post is going to go up at around 9:15 EDT. Most of the US that is on Eastern uses this. I know not about Canuck land.
EDT. Thanks for reminding me that there's a difference.
Timezones are the worst bloody things.
Um, wow. I've never heard of that before.
It could be that your sound card is incompatible with it or something.
I found this
But if that doesn't work I have no idea.
:winky:
(from the photoshoop contest)
I was going to look for a nice picture of Balrog but got Balrog bukkake instead so I stopped
...oh christ my brain.
(I saw it too.)
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(please count this...I can't get bold or colors to work on my p.o.s. phone...please...) I will edit when I get home.
Edited to add color.
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That's what she said! oooooh!
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I need my phalla fix dammit. IRC only holds me over so long.
I'm preparing Role PMs now, expect them over the next few hours.