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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    they should take care to show that the actors have wedding rings on so we can be assured they are not partaking in premarital sex

    Showing restraint and trying to be quiet so as not to wake the kids

    Me Too! on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    How hard is it to be a machinist?

    I need a job

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited June 2009
    drawing is fun

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • edited June 2009
    maybe they could write poetry and read it to each other and then they swoon into each others' arms and then they ever so tenderly make love

    bongi on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    It should really just be married people sex

    Boring, missionary, and completely devoid of enjoyment

    Me Too! on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Metalbourne on
  • edited June 2009
    I don't know anything about being a machinist but I do have a sweet pencil made complete out of graphite

    bongi on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    now THAT'S a sharp pencil

    Raneados on
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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    oh yes what we need in porn is loving tender sex between caring peo-

    wrong what we need is like ten dudes fucking nine dudes

    right now go go go get those dicks in there

    actually I think porn where the actors are really into it and not faking is the best porn ever

    Neli on
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    I have stared into Satan's asshole, and it fucking winked at me.
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I want that pencil sharpener

    Campion on
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  • edited June 2009
    Neli wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oh yes what we need in porn is loving tender sex between caring peo-

    wrong what we need is like ten dudes fucking nine dudes

    right now go go go get those dicks in there

    actually I think porn where the actors are really into it and not faking is the best porn ever
    it can be good

    it can also be good to see someone getting abused by a russian with a penis the size of the moon

    bongi on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    How hard is it to be a machinist?

    I need a job

    machining itself is pretty easy, all you have to do is know which way to turn a knob and remember some numbers. It gets a little harder when you have to be the guy to know stuff like what speed to run the machine with what kind of tool and metal.

    but just remember that as great as a diamond tipped cutting tool would sound, it absolutely does not work on steel.

    Metalbourne on
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hey Knob - sorry about the shitty music, but this is a cool video of a 5 axis CNC mill making a V8 engine block from a big fuck-off billet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsmiIeAkE-o

    edit: ugh shitty spelling

    chrishallett83 on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    okay machinist is a cool job title and all but I thought it had gone the way of the toothpaste tube capper

    Kazhiim on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oh yes what we need in porn is loving tender sex between caring peo-

    wrong what we need is like ten dudes fucking nine dudes

    right now go go go get those dicks in there

    actually I think porn where the actors are really into it and not faking is the best porn ever
    it can be good

    it can also be good to see someone getting abused by a russian with a penis the size of the moon
    bongi do you dream of being abused by a russian with an enormous cock?

    Druhim on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    they should also shake hands at the end

    similar things to this happen a fair amount in water bondage and fem-dom stuff.

    some sites i've seen are really cute, actually. at the end of ever photo gallery is a shot or two of the actors just hanging out all after the fact and smiling and enjoying company

    Futore on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    okay machinist is a cool job title and all but I thought it had gone the way of the toothpaste tube capper
    and that's a pretty stupid thing to think

    Druhim on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    How hard is it to be a machinist?

    I need a job

    machining itself is pretty easy, all you have to do is know which way to turn a knob and remember some numbers. It gets a little harder when you have to be the guy to know stuff like what speed to run the machine with what kind of tool and metal.

    but just remember that as great as a diamond tipped cutting tool would sound, it absolutely does not work on steel.

    Does it pay well, or is it the kind of job that depends on the complexity of the work?

    Liiya on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oh yes what we need in porn is loving tender sex between caring peo-

    wrong what we need is like ten dudes fucking nine dudes

    right now go go go get those dicks in there

    actually I think porn where the actors are really into it and not faking is the best porn ever
    it can be good

    it can also be good to see someone getting abused by a russian with a penis the size of the moon
    bongi do you dream of being abused by a russian with an enormous cock?

    castro-khrushchev-2.jpg

    Charles Kinbote on
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited June 2009
    my personal dreams do not involve becoming abused

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    they should also shake hands at the end

    similar things to this happen a fair amount in water bondage and fem-dom stuff.

    some sites i've seen are really cute, actually. at the end of ever photo gallery is a shot or two of the actors just hanging out all after the fact and smiling and enjoying company
    well, in the dom/bondage stuff it's more important to show that it's consensual and not actual torture

    Druhim on
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hey Knob - sorry about the shitty music, but this is a col video of a 5 axis CNC mill making a V8 engine block from a big fuck-of billet.

    I didn't notice the music over the WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Metalbourne on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    they should also shake hands at the end

    similar things to this happen a fair amount in water bondage and fem-dom stuff.

    some sites i've seen are really cute, actually. at the end of ever photo gallery is a shot or two of the actors just hanging out all after the fact and smiling and enjoying company
    well, in the dom/bondage stuff it's more important to show that it's consensual and not actual torture

    the law dictates she has to wink at the camera once every five minutes

    Charles Kinbote on
    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    okay machinist is a cool job title and all but I thought it had gone the way of the toothpaste tube capper
    and that's a pretty stupid thing to think

    yes yes well I have been proven wrong

    Kazhiim on
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  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User
    edited June 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oh yes what we need in porn is loving tender sex between caring peo-

    wrong what we need is like ten dudes fucking nine dudes

    right now go go go get those dicks in there

    actually I think porn where the actors are really into it and not faking is the best porn ever
    it can be good

    it can also be good to see someone getting abused by a russian with a penis the size of the moon
    Is the money shot a partial lunar eclipse?

    Defaultuser on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oh yes what we need in porn is loving tender sex between caring peo-

    wrong what we need is like ten dudes fucking nine dudes

    right now go go go get those dicks in there

    actually I think porn where the actors are really into it and not faking is the best porn ever
    it can be good

    it can also be good to see someone getting abused by a russian with a penis the size of the moon
    bongi do you dream of being abused by a russian with an enormous cock?

    castro-khrushchev-2.jpg

    castro looks like Liam Neeson in this picture

    Futore on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    he really, really does

    Charles Kinbote on
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    my personal dreams do not involve becoming abused

    but some of them want to abuse you !

    Metalbourne on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    they should also shake hands at the end

    similar things to this happen a fair amount in water bondage and fem-dom stuff.

    some sites i've seen are really cute, actually. at the end of ever photo gallery is a shot or two of the actors just hanging out all after the fact and smiling and enjoying company
    well, in the dom/bondage stuff it's more important to show that it's consensual and not actual torture

    Man, I want my snuff porn to have real snuff in it.

    Butters on
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited June 2009
    them?

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    they should also shake hands at the end

    similar things to this happen a fair amount in water bondage and fem-dom stuff.

    some sites i've seen are really cute, actually. at the end of ever photo gallery is a shot or two of the actors just hanging out all after the fact and smiling and enjoying company
    well, in the dom/bondage stuff it's more important to show that it's consensual and not actual torture

    Man, I want my snuff porn to have real snuff in it.

    What, like French fops sniffing out of little tins and women being ignored?

    Hunter on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't know what any of that means, Hunter, but it sounds pretty hot.

    Butters on
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  • edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oh yes what we need in porn is loving tender sex between caring peo-

    wrong what we need is like ten dudes fucking nine dudes

    right now go go go get those dicks in there

    actually I think porn where the actors are really into it and not faking is the best porn ever
    it can be good

    it can also be good to see someone getting abused by a russian with a penis the size of the moon
    bongi do you dream of being abused by a russian with an enormous cock?
    who doesn't?

    bongi on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oh yes what we need in porn is loving tender sex between caring peo-

    wrong what we need is like ten dudes fucking nine dudes

    right now go go go get those dicks in there

    actually I think porn where the actors are really into it and not faking is the best porn ever
    it can be good

    it can also be good to see someone getting abused by a russian with a penis the size of the moon
    bongi do you dream of being abused by a russian with an enormous cock?
    who doesn't?

    *raises hand*

    DJ Eebs on
  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User
    edited June 2009
    geebs is lying, sic Vasilev on him, he'll love it.

    Defaultuser on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    now you've all got me looking at an Analysis of a Snuff Video

    specifically the video "Kidnap.mpg"

    Futore on
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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'd never hire a degenerate like you.

    Burden of Proof on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    to analyze snuff films? well i doubt it would be a very lucrative profession

    Futore on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh man

    now there's a profession i'd nail

    Calamity Jane on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I know a hook-handed gravedigger. He's a cool but creepy looking old dude.

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