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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    those Chinese swords that can bend sideways and are really light, fuck yeah

    Weaver on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    ITT Knob becomes the man he opposed his entire youth.
    Look man, I'm all for a little adolescent punk rock rebellion, but don't you think rebelling against machinists is a bit overspecific and counterproductive?

    Rankenphile on
  • BlitzkriegBlitzkrieg Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    so..what? are you suggesting that kukri will deflect bullets?

    He's suggesting that when the time is right, you won't have to.

    Blitzkrieg on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited June 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    ITT Knob becomes the man he opposed his entire youth.

    I'm glad someone else said it, so that I wouldn't have to. I'm not terribly surprised that it was you, since, I think, it is becoming clearer and clearer that we are actually the same person.

    i'm coming in on my day off and using company machinery to make a mortar that fires bowling balls

    Knob on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Most medieval swords were only really sharpened on the tip.

    More or less.

    That was the way of things, more or less, until those crazy Japanese showed everyone how it's done.

    oh please shut up

    the metallurgy involved in forging a katana is pretty interesting and clever, but they aren't fucking lightsabers compared to a longsword.

    L|ama on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Neli wrote: »
    LARP

    what would you do if you met these people in the woods

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

    Defender is prepping a 37 page retort about how swords are superior to guns and that the swordsman could defeat Indy if he executed his plan.

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    Hello this party is nice I am glad to be late

    AMP'd on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Most medieval swords were only really sharpened on the tip.

    More or less.

    That was the way of things, more or less, until those crazy Japanese showed everyone how it's done.

    oh please shut up

    the metallurgy involved in forging a katana is pretty interesting and clever, but they aren't fucking lightsabers compared to a longsword.
    not to mention Damascus steel was even more advanced

    Druhim on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i fucking love that cover

    "excuse me, but you must've forgotten MY SWORD"

    Calamity Jane on
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    not to mention Damascus steel was even more advanced

    damascus steel was a fluke

    japanese swordcraftery was the result of the japanese having fuck-all for iron deposits

    Kazhiim on
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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User
    edited June 2009
    and finally not to mention that the samurai sword was not to be employed en masse like a longsword

    most japanese warfare was fought with spears and bows and arrows just like everyone else

    lol nerds

    Ol' Sparky on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Swords schmords.

    Fucking maces are where the shit is at. What this, I can't cut through your breastplate? How about I just stove it in with a blow from an iron club. Whats this, your ribcage is crushed in and your lungs can't inflate because the crunched breastplate is holding them down? Whoops - sucks to be you. Guarantee they won't pull that bitch off before you die.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User
    edited June 2009
    you know what would suck

    to be an infantryman of any sort at any time in history

    Ol' Sparky on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I was always a fan of axes, but then I have a hardon for vikings so no surprises there.


    Sparky: German infantryman in the west when they initially invaded wouldn't be too bad, or perhaps if you were commanded by alexander or some great general that didn't take many losses (I dunno what kind of losses alexander suffered, maybe he fits that criterion?)

    L|ama on
  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User
    edited June 2009
    oh hey sup medieval dudes

    meet my machine gun

    Ol' Sparky on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh sup machine gun dude, meet my grenades or sniper rifle or flamethrower.

    L|ama on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh sup flamethrower guy, meet my overbearing Jewish grandmother.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AHHHHHHHHH I GIVE UP GENEVA CONVENTION I HAVE RIGHTS MAN



    fuck I'm about ready to go to sleep at 2pm, I've been getting up at 4pm recently though. Not sleeping for a night is not the ideal way to sort out a messed up sleep cycle.

    L|ama on
  • Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Oh sup flamethrower guy, meet my overbearing Jewish grandmother.

    Oh sup overbearing Jewish grandmother, Meet Hitler.

    Spacehog85 on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Neli wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oh yes what we need in porn is loving tender sex between caring peo-

    wrong what we need is like ten dudes fucking nine dudes

    right now go go go get those dicks in there

    actually I think porn where the actors are really into it and not faking is the best porn ever

    Well then it's not acting, is it?

    The Geek on
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    who says the 10 dudes fucking the 9 dudes wouldn't be really into it?

    Jordyn on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    who says the 10 dudes fucking the 9 dudes wouldn't be really into it?

    I'd think that statistically, there'd probably be at least a couple of them who are, even if they were getting paid to be there.

    The Geek on
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Just because they're getting paid to be there means they're less likely to be into it? Maybe they love their job and they're excited to go to work and be a part of 10 dudes fucking or 9 dudes getting fucked every single day.

    Jordyn on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Just because they're getting paid to be there means they're less likely to be into it? Maybe they love their job and they're excited to go to work and be a part of 10 dudes fucking or 9 dudes getting fucked every single day.

    Yeah, but for some of them, it's probably just another dead end job. Punching in and out every day.

    The Geek on
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    ITT Knob becomes the man he opposed his entire youth.

    I'm glad someone else said it, so that I wouldn't have to. I'm not terribly surprised that it was you, since, I think, it is becoming clearer and clearer that we are actually the same person.

    i'm coming in on my day off and using company machinery to make a mortar that fires bowling balls

    Let me help you

    Metalbourne on
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Just because they're getting paid to be there means they're less likely to be into it? Maybe they love their job and they're excited to go to work and be a part of 10 dudes fucking or 9 dudes getting fucked every single day.

    Yeah, but for some of them, it's probably just another dead end job. Punching in and out every day.

    and in and out and in and out and in and out and in an-

    Jordyn on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    man I signed my new lease today

    woo I move in on the 12th

    woo I don't own a stick of furniture

    woo

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well, you can't really sit on a stick anyway.

    Jordyn on
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  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Raneados I will send you a single stick if that will help

    Defaultuser on
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh man

    Let's all send him a stick, and then he can build something.

    Jordyn on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i have it arranged so I have 15 days before I need to be out of my current apartment

    time for some thievery!

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you don't want our very thoughtful community stick table?

    (some assembly required)

    Jordyn on
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  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Think of it as the web 2.0 version of Ikea furniture.

    Defaultuser on
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Lets just send him pictures of furniture instead.

    Metalbourne on
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Raneados get to IKEA sharpish. People talk shit on IKEA furniture, but it is really good stuff for the price.

    chrishallett83 on
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    IKEA is awesome

    inexpensive and pretty nice looking

    yeah it's not high quality stuff but it's great for the amount you pay for it

    Moriveth on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Raneados get to IKEA sharpish. People talk shit on IKEA furniture, but it is really good stuff for the price.

    yeah I am going tomorrow

    problem is my mom heard I was moving and is all I WILL GET YOU STUFF FROM THE THRIFT STORE

    oh mom

    why

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I will buy shelves and TV stands and things of that ilk from IKEA.

    I will not buy couches and beds. I swear to christ they don't know how to cushion something.

    Jordyn on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I will buy shelves and TV stands and things of that ilk from IKEA.

    I will not buy couches and beds. I swear to christ they don't know how to cushion something.

    I swear to sit at least 30 minutes before I buy ANYTHING

    plus they have a good return policy

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados get to IKEA sharpish. People talk shit on IKEA furniture, but it is really good stuff for the price.

    yeah I am going tomorrow

    problem is my mom heard I was moving and is all I WILL GET YOU STUFF FROM THE THRIFT STORE

    oh mom

    why


    "Hey mum, instead of getting me ugly old shit from the thrift store, how about you help me go kerb shopping in an expensive suburb soon?"

    Do you guys have council pickup (big n' bulky rubbish) days? A friend of mine got a very nice Natuzzi three seater leather couch from one of our posher suburbs about two years ago.

    chrishallett83 on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Yes, IKEA is awesome for shelves and coffee tables and other such things, but they suck for couches.

    Mor is the place for couches.

    The Geek on
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