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Holy shit, there's a cat on my deck

Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
So a fucking cat jumped up onto my deck from the ground below, which is no mean feat considering the fact that my deck is a good twelve feet or so above ground. I was fucking impressed!

I think it's probably a stray or whatever and I also think she might be pregnant because her tummy is pretty bloated, as opposed to the rest of her.

What should I do with this Mystery Cat? Pics to come

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    meow

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    got a paintball gun?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cat on ya dick

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    got a paintball gun?

    i hope you get hit by a bus

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    pet it

    keep petting it

    it will purr

    I promise you this

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    got a paintball gun?

    i hope you get hit by a bus

    thanks for the morality check Pony

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    got a paintball gun?

    i hope you get hit by a bus

    thanks for the morality check Pony

    i've got a greater tolerance for cruelty to humans than i do for cruelty to animals

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i almost want to let it inside but if i do that it will never leave AND it will make a baby kitty mess inside my house.

    also, it probably would not get along with my cat.

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  • MindLibMindLib Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    hah, title reminded me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WruyjJwyf0M

    oh but seriously, if you are trying to catch it, if it looks into your eyes blink slowly at it until it visibly calms

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    shrimp are okay, i guess

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    i almost want to let it inside but if i do that it will never leave AND it will make a baby kitty mess inside my house.

    also, it probably would not get along with my cat.

    I do this with a kitty I named karen.

    She does not scratch my furniture or go to the bathroom in bad places.

    I think you should let it inside. To pet it.

    I am a motherfucker who loves petting kittens... goddamn.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    i almost want to let it inside but if i do that it will never leave AND it will make a baby kitty mess inside my house.

    also, it probably would not get along with my cat.

    that and theres the good chance it has fleas and other pests crawling all over it

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    I ate a bunch of raw shrimp earlier

    now my stomach is rumbling and I'm beginning to question the intelligence of this decision

    Kosh could it be that the cat is not pregnant

    Could it be that the cat is in fact you, belly bloated with shrimp

    Damn dude you are pretty athletic, also congrats on the whole learning to use a computer thing

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    did you include cocktail sauce

    this determines the intelligence of your decision

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Poop in the...

    You know what? Nevermind.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    to CL: yeah, that was also a concern hence i have put a box with a blanket, some food and water out there, and i guess i'll see if it's still around before i go to bed.

    MYSTERY CAT PICTURE: NAME THAT MYSTERY CAT

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cat looks pretty safe

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dewey

    like the youngest child from malcolm in the middle

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    nah bitch, you puke in your box

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the cat's name is: ROY G. BIV

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this really is the purrfect thread for me

    oh god, all these puns, you've got to be kitten me

    are you fur real
    i'm an enormous faggot

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Big Red Tie's cousins say name it Zachary

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Is it really thin? If it's really thin but it's stomach is bloated then it probably has worms. :|

    EDIT Wow, ok probably preggerz

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Linksville wrote: »
    Is it really thin? If it's really thin but it's stomach is bloated then it probably has worms. :|
    also a good point, but its nipples were bulging way out and everything. i checked because i have no shame. i think she's preggers.


    to answer your question however, yes, it is p. thin

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cloudman, can you please not the people wait any longer and announce that it is in fact named dewey

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Yeah, definitely preggerz. Make sure you take pictures of the kittens. >_>

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    god damn it

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  • ogcam777ogcam777 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    ogcam777 wrote: »
    did you include cocktail sauce

    this determines the intelligence of your decision

    it was raw sweet shrimp, man

    soy sauce only

    oh well thats just as awesome

    carry on

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    name her shrimp de-veiner.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i'll just name her koshian because, well, that makes the most sense at five twenty six AM

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    fuck son of a bitch okay

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    sorry dogg

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    I like my name fine as it is :I

    change your name to shrimp de-veiner!

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It was me I'm the cat

    hi how are you how's the family

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You let that cat inside and you give it a good meal you bastard

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh butler my butler

    listen to Bearstranaut, and add petting to your agenda.

    Goodnight guys

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i gave it a meal, fuck you, you furry killing machine!

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    i gave it a meal, fuck you, you furry killing machine!

    Yeah that was pretty tasty

    I guess

    I mean I've had better

    Is there any more?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh god it's out there meowing and pawing at the screen door

    the way it's behaving makes me think it probably isn't a stray but it doesn't have a collar or anything. SO CONFUSED URGH

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Just let it in.


    It's a cat - what's the worst it can do?

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