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I posted in the AC and all I got was this stupid [CHAT]

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    VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    God I hate my sleep patterns they're so easily disrupted.

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    For some reason I imagine a giant chinchilla sitting on a lotus with people in masquerade masks slowly and methodically brushing his long flowing locks. The scent of cinnamon fills the air, and somewhere the sound of a swan crying can be heard. Behind the chinchilla-guru is a giant gachaopon, from which he occaisionally plucks a capsule and opens and draws out a long string of verbs, adjectives and nouns, and adds them to his unceasing mantra.

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    Also HEY GUYS guess who CAN'T SLEEP AGAIN OLOL

    it is me

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Anyone know of any good way to stream webcam? That isn't, like, some adult webcam site? :|

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Looks like it's a lot of us, actually

    Why hasn't anybody gotten me a pastry yet, jesus.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that DR, what a hoe

    edit: both DR's

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    splat
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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    summer is so bad for my sleep schedule

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I will get you a pastry ND, it will be bad by the time it gets to you though.

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    VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I actually do have pastry here, they're apple turnovers.

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    lyriumlyrium Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    If sunrise is within half an hour and I still haven't gotten to sleep, I just hold out.
    It's going to be here in 26 minutes.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have a bag full of sugar. You could eat that.

    Also, I am not a hoe. I'm a rake. :winky:

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    Cheese.
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    VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    At this point I usually try to go the day without sleeping, thinking I can go to sleep at a normal time tonight and then I can sleep like normal - I always managed to fall asleep during the day and screw it up even worse though.

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No one wants to see me on webcam. I will promise to be at least partially clothed!

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    They make webcams with wide-angle lenses?

    Something new everyday!

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    Cheese.
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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ouch.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Veritas wrote: »
    I actually do have pastry here, they're apple turnovers.

    Delicious.
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    I will get you a pastry ND, it will be bad by the time it gets to you though.

    Thanks for the sentiment. :(

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    VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I wonder if a pastry can be fedexed?

    I bet it could.

    alternative use:

    Sending away leftover containers you're afraid to open

    edit: I wonder if that could be considered terrorism?

    Mayhem by 2 month old meatloaf.

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Man, I'm so full!

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    VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh? You got my leftovers already? What was it?

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It was some red thing. I don't know what it was, but if you cook like that every day, I might just marry you!

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    VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Then we could make boxes together, it would be magical!

    And dare I say it? Box Furniture?

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Flay wrote: »
    You know psychonauts? Sometimes I wonder what would happen if someone made a trip in to Loom's mind...

    That would make a pretty great challenge, actually.
    Maybe not only loom's mind, but illustrating the mind of any other forumer, psychonauts style.

    sounds like the next challenge to me

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I woke up to my job interview being moved back a day.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What sort of job will you be interviewing for?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    What sort of job will you be interviewing for?

    Basically a QA/QC lab tech and hazardous waste disposal position.


    Unrelated: When I was a kid the human body was 70% water. These days people are like 98% water. What the fuck.

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    ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you can't be that much older than me, and I was fed the 98% bullshit as a kid as well.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you can't be that much older than me, and I was fed the 98% bullshit as a kid as well.

    Just for the record: women can be as low as 55% water, Men are usually 60-65% and newborn babies can be as much as 78%. Everyone knock off this 98% water bullshit. Water balloons are 98% water.

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    ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was also taught in Mississippi, where most of our education was rooted in superstition including the embedding of a strong fear of the evils of learnin' and the sins that readin' can cause.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was also taught in Mississippi, where most of our education was rooted in superstition including the embedding of a strong fear of the evils of learnin' and the sins that readin' can cause.

    Know what bugs me about puritanical christianity? Every once in a while a guy like Cotton Mather comes along just to throw all that bullshit into sharp contrast.

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    ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've been real goddamned thirsty lately. In the last three days, I've had over two quarts of orange juice, two jars of pickle juice, a few full glasses of water from my sink, and well over a few dozen 6-oz styrofoam cups of water from a cooler. ...and I'm still thirsty, filling my belly with water and wanting more.

    I'm apparently broken.

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    no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No one wants to see me on webcam. I will promise to be at least partially clothed!

    http://www.ustream.tv/

    Now just start unbuckling your belt.

    :winky:
    D:

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    VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    two jars of pickle juice

    :?

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've been real goddamned thirsty lately. In the last three days, I've had over two quarts of orange juice, two jars of pickle juice, a few full glasses of water from my sink, and well over a few dozen 6-oz styrofoam cups of water from a cooler. ...and I'm still thirsty, filling my belly with water and wanting more.

    I'm apparently broken.

    You're not broken, you just suck at hydrating. For one, orange juice isn't going to hydrate you at all really--and pickle juice (seriously?) will most likely dehydrate you from all of the sodium in it.

    I'm no expert, but if you're seriously dehydrated the only cure for that is water. I would drink one 20oz bottle of Gatorade and supplement that with at least twice as much water. When you walk around the streets of Iraq in 130 degree weather for 8 hours straight wearing 80 lbs of uncomfortable, unbreathable shit... you start to figure things out.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Veritas wrote: »
    two jars of pickle juice

    :?

    The more manon talks, the more I realize I have in common with him.

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My buddy convinced me to go to ground-fighting with him at the gym last night. He's a machine gunner and weighs 220, I'm a 180... I think one of my ribs is broken.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why the hell did you fight a guy that has 40 pounds on you?

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Well really it's more about technique than anything. Which I have none of, so he was able to just muscle me around.

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    ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    MaximasXXZ wrote: »
    I've been real goddamned thirsty lately. In the last three days, I've had over two quarts of orange juice, two jars of pickle juice, a few full glasses of water from my sink, and well over a few dozen 6-oz styrofoam cups of water from a cooler. ...and I'm still thirsty, filling my belly with water and wanting more.

    I'm apparently broken.
    and pickle juice (seriously?) will most likely dehydrate you from all of the sodium in it.

    I thought that thar pickle juice'd hydrate me be givin' me some o' 'dem fancy ee-lectrolytes, same as gatorade through the sodium.

    However, that wasn't the purpose behind drinking it, my family cans their own pickles in the summer and I love the shit. Just visited them last week and brought six jars back with me.

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    CharisCharis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    How... unique.

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    MaximasXXZMaximasXXZ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    SOME salt is fine, I can guarantee that pickle juice has WAY more than Gatorade. Probably in the realm of... omg you shouldn't drink it.

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