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A [Chat] Between Hitler and Anne Frank

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Today I am going to the tattoo shop and start working on getting my tattoo.

    I am finally getting it. :P
    where is the tattoo going to be

    On my back, right shoulder area.
    that's a terrible place for it

    you can't go "hey ladies"

    "guess where I have a tattoo"

    It is a place though to give me an excuse to take my shirt off more often.

    Now I just need to work out more so I will be more sexy when my shirt is off

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    definitely that first one. But we have an under 2 month old kid, so I'm not really complaining. And we got married in September, so there was some sex after marriage, but not so much lately.

    Well you want to encourage her to have sex soon, perhaps saying she's beautiful instead of "Jesus I didn't realize you were such a cow before you cow." would help wally, just a tip.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blockbuster paid out a settlement over excessive late fees while I worked there. Anyone who was in the suit got a coupon for a free rental.

    One.

    One coupon for a free rental.

    That if they returned late, they'd have to pay a late fee on.

    I worked at blockbuster too in high school

    it was a pretty good job!

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    you can't go "hey ladies"

    "guess where I have a tattoo"

    The best way is to wait for them to answer incorrectly and then respond, "No no, it's on your inside thigh. Let me show you."

    mrflippy on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've posted on the PA forums in not a [chat] or TF2 thread ... it's like the Presidential Election megathread days all over again.

    Unfortunately, I have nothing actually interesting to add to the topic. D'oh.

    It's also about time I change my sig and avatar. Soon.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Edward you are like some kind of miserypire, you need to feel bad to live.

    And that's why I drink constantly but eh it beats schadenfraude.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah I need to change my sig and avatar again

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    It is a place though to give me an excuse to take my shirt off more often.

    Now I just need to work out more so I will be more sexy when my shirt is off

    Sabs there is never a good reason for your shirt to be off. I mean I guess if someone ingested poison and needed to throw up immediately would be a good reason, so there is like one.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blockbuster paid out a settlement over excessive late fees while I worked there. Anyone who was in the suit got a coupon for a free rental.

    One.

    One coupon for a free rental.

    That if they returned late, they'd have to pay a late fee on.

    I worked at blockbuster too in high school

    it was a pretty good job!
    I have great stories from my 3 years there. Great, horrible, horrible stories...

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Edward you are like some kind of miserypire, you need to feel bad to live.

    And that's why I drink constantly but eh it beats schadenfraude.

    No trust me. You are a fount of schadenfraude.

    Ludious on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Parallel universe Benders stealing each other's wallets: rofl

    Organichu on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Edward you are like some kind of miserypire, you need to feel bad to live.

    And that's why I drink constantly but eh it beats schadenfraude.

    No trust me. You are a fount of schadenfraude.

    Is it still schadenfraude if the other person doesn't find the situation to be particularly awfully?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think I am going to get another 2 hours or so on my sleeve next month

    my wife is going to get a yarn ball with knitting needles on her back too

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Parallel universe Benders stealing each other's wallets: rofl

    Kiss my glorious golden ass.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    It is a place though to give me an excuse to take my shirt off more often.

    Now I just need to work out more so I will be more sexy when my shirt is off

    Sabs there is never a good reason for your shirt to be off. I mean I guess if someone ingested poison and needed to throw up immediately would be a good reason, so there is like one.

    I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.

    Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Edward you are like some kind of miserypire, you need to feel bad to live.

    And that's why I drink constantly but eh it beats schadenfraude.

    No trust me. You are a fount of schadenfraude.

    Is it still schadenfraude if the other person doesn't find the situation to be particularly awfully?

    Yes and it's schadenfreude.

    Haphazard on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    To be honest, I have to think of a good reason to put a shirt on most days.

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I thought marriage was just a euphemism for sex. Isn't it just one big hot sticky miserable set of convolutions that eventually lead to an explosive release?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.

    Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.

    The sexless marriage is just a myth man, like your penis.

    Preacher on
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Edward you are like some kind of miserypire, you need to feel bad to live.

    And that's why I drink constantly but eh it beats schadenfraude.

    No trust me. You are a fount of schadenfraude.

    Is it still schadenfraude if the other person doesn't find the situation to be particularly awfully?

    Yes and it's schadenfreude.

    My spell check. .

    said I was right :(

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  • fmz65fmz65 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ice. Burn.

    That was supposed to follow-up like 5 posts ago...

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.

    Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.

    The sexless marriage is just a myth man, like your penis.

    Myth? No friend. . .it is a legend

    :winky:

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.

    Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.

    The sexless marriage is just a myth man, like your penis.

    My penis is like the Lochness Monster, everyone keeps on hearing about it but no one has actually seen it.

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    definitely that first one. But we have an under 2 month old kid, so I'm not really complaining. And we got married in September, so there was some sex after marriage, but not so much lately.

    Well you want to encourage her to have sex soon, perhaps saying she's beautiful instead of "Jesus I didn't realize you were such a cow before you cow." would help wally, just a tip.

    I was just gonna try to get her on ambian, but maybe I'll try your approach first. More seriously, she had an IUD (or is it IED?) put in, so we're taking it easy for now. I am giving her all the back rubs I can though....

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Demodog It's a play on wordsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.

    Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.

    The sexless marriage is just a myth man, like your penis.

    The "less sex" marriage, on the other hand, may as well be scientifically proven.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    I was just gonna try to get her on ambian, but maybe I'll try your approach first. More seriously, she had an IUD (or is it IED?) put in, so we're taking it easy for now. I am giving her all the back rubs I can though....

    Well I've heard if you get some heroin you have jennifer connelly suck your dick, this may not work if you aren't keith david.

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.

    Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.

    The sexless marriage is just a myth man, like your penis.

    My penis is like the Lochness Monster, everyone keeps on hearing about it but no one has actually seen it.
    Sounds more like a lepton. If we're going for scale, anyway.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've posted on the PA forums in not a [chat] or TF2 thread ... it's like the Presidential Election megathread days all over again.

    Unfortunately, I have nothing actually interesting to add to the topic. D'oh.

    It's also about time I change my sig and avatar. Soon.

    you have this real automatic hate self thing going on

    its slightly irritating because i like what you ahve to say and then you go and call me a worthless person for thinking you are worthwhile.

    goddamit man!

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.

    Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.

    The sexless marriage is just a myth man, like your penis.

    The "less sex" marriage, on the other hand, may as well be scientifically proven.
    In this case, my wife and I are scientific outliers.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009

    The "less sex" marriage, on the other hand, may as well be scientifically proven.

    Not for me, though I could see as you get older you wouldn't want sex as often so you don't. I mean relationships evolve and our bodies don't always maintain the same level of hormones as they once did.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.

    Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.

    The sexless marriage is just a myth man, like your penis.

    My penis is like the Lochness Monster, everyone keeps on hearing about it but no one has actually seen it.

    My penis is like Bigfoot; it's really just a dude in a horrible fur suit walking funny.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    I think sex is a good reason to take your shirt off.

    Though I guess you forgot what sex is like being married and all.

    The sexless marriage is just a myth man, like your penis.

    My penis is like the Lochness Monster, everyone keeps on hearing about it but no one has actually seen it.

    covered in slime

    dwelling in cold, lightless depths

    a holdover from an earlier era

    skippydumptruck on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've posted on the PA forums in not a [chat] or TF2 thread ... it's like the Presidential Election megathread days all over again.

    Unfortunately, I have nothing actually interesting to add to the topic. D'oh.

    It's also about time I change my sig and avatar. Soon.

    you have this real automatic hate self thing going on

    its slightly irritating because i like what you ahve to say and then you go and call me a worthless person for thinking you are worthwhile.

    goddamit man!

    What's this worthless shit all about?

    :P

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My spell check. .

    said I was right :(

    Your spell check ought to be beaten with a stick... while I watch, point and laugh!

    Haphazard on
  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    we promised to stay together
    but dont want to get married because its a silly cultural institution.

    looks like im golden

    except i do because deep in my heart i want to wear a white dress and have everybody looking at me

    wait

    er

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hm. PUA thread is dead. Now I don't have anything to prattle on about.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blockbuster paid out a settlement over excessive late fees while I worked there. Anyone who was in the suit got a coupon for a free rental.

    One.

    One coupon for a free rental.

    That if they returned late, they'd have to pay a late fee on.

    I worked at blockbuster too in high school

    it was a pretty good job!

    I worked at Blockbuster for like 3 weeks. My most striking memories are the extensive policy regarding them being willing and able to search you and your possessions at any time, and the time we were closed and I was waiting for my supervisor to finish wrapping up the shift, I got warned not to sit on the counter. After closing. When I was clocked out. Because "they" would see on the cameras and I'd get in trouble.

    I didn't give them 2 weeks notice.

    TL DR on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    My spell check. .

    said I was right :(

    Your spell check ought to be beaten with a stick... while I watch, point and laugh!

    I typically spell so badly I confound even the best spell checkers

    nexuscrawler on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    urgh. need to go to shop for supplies.

    and come up with decent excuse for why, once again, I have avoided socialising.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    we promised to stay together
    but dont want to get married because its a silly cultural institution.

    looks like im golden

    except i do because deep in my heart i want to wear a white dress and have everybody looking at me

    wait

    er

    Reminds me of a friend of mine. He got married 13 years into the relationship.

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