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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    well my hazy not really near being solid at all plan was maybe a TEFL program for however long and then master's and doctorate and then teach

    I really don't know what else I could do, suppose I ought to go talk to the undergrad english adviser monday and try to get some light shed on that

    because the only thing I've ever heard is the old, haha english major you gonna wait tables?

    You could go into the publishing industry. My mom got a bachelor's and ma at NYU in english and worked as an editor for a company.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like it when the mutton is

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    well my hazy not really near being solid at all plan was maybe a TEFL program for however long and then master's and doctorate and then teach

    I really don't know what else I could do, suppose I ought to go talk to the undergrad english adviser monday and try to get some light shed on that

    because the only thing I've ever heard is the old, haha english major you gonna wait tables?

    You could go into the publishing industry. My mom got a bachelor's and ma at NYU in english and worked as an editor for a company.

    hmmm

    I'll mention it to the adviser if s/he doesn't

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also swordfights what

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Too lazy to finish a princess bride quote, Lockstock.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If high school was like Glee, it would have been terrifying and hilarious at once.
    Also more lipsyncing.

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    well my hazy not really near being solid at all plan was maybe a TEFL program for however long and then master's and doctorate and then teach

    I really don't know what else I could do, suppose I ought to go talk to the undergrad english adviser monday and try to get some light shed on that

    because the only thing I've ever heard is the old, haha english major you gonna wait tables?

    You could go into the publishing industry. My mom got a bachelor's and ma at NYU in english and worked as an editor for a company.

    hmmm

    I'll mention it to the adviser if s/he doesn't
    My mom worked in the publishing industry, and from what I've heard, it's not a great idea. Everybody who wants to write uses publishing as a backup plan. There's not a whole lot of opportunity for advancement; essentially you're likely to get stuck in a pink-collar job. YMMV, of course.
    If I were an English major, my backup plan would be teaching; a private school teacher, at least, has a nice life, and you get to be around kids.

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    SniperLogicSniperLogic ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    well my hazy not really near being solid at all plan was maybe a TEFL program for however long and then master's and doctorate and then teach

    I really don't know what else I could do, suppose I ought to go talk to the undergrad english adviser monday and try to get some light shed on that

    because the only thing I've ever heard is the old, haha english major you gonna wait tables?

    You could go into the publishing industry. My mom got a bachelor's and ma at NYU in english and worked as an editor for a company.

    hmmm

    I'll mention it to the adviser if s/he doesn't
    My mom worked in the publishing industry, and from what I've heard, it's not a great idea. Everybody who wants to write uses publishing as a backup plan. There's not a whole lot of opportunity for advancement; essentially you're likely to get stuck in a pink-collar job. YMMV, of course.
    If I were an English major, my backup plan would be teaching; a private school teacher, at least, has a nice life, and you get to be around kids.

    If you are particularly interested/good at the mechanics of English, there is also the option of being a technical writer. This does not necessarily mean just writing manuals for software or whatnot, but also drafting requirements for software projects, standards, and other assorted foundational documents for a company that do not fall under legal.

    We have a pretty good number of them at my company. They do OK in terms of pay, and it would probably be good experience for more desirable English positions as you are at least demonstrating experience in writing clear, cogent, organized documents.

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think Orson Scott Card did this. Wrote Windows manuals and the like.
    Something I've heard from more than one English major (including an English PhD!) is that computer skills -- not necessarily a computer science degree type thing with all the theoretical underpinnings, but database management & the ability to write little scripts -- are great backup skills for people who study English in school because you can teach yourself to a large degree. English major by day + hacker by night = no trouble finding employment while you work on the Great American Novel.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    neville wrote: »
    If high school was like Glee, it would have been terrifying and hilarious at once.
    Also more lipsyncing.

    and more stealing jokes from other tv shows


    the ones I noticed were:
    -Not knowing which of your two gay dads is your biological dad (arrested development)
    -First and a half base (clone high)

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    neville wrote: »
    If high school was like Glee, it would have been terrifying and hilarious at once.
    Also more lipsyncing.

    and more stealing jokes from other tv shows


    the ones I noticed were:
    -Not knowing which of your two gay dads is your biological dad (arrested development)
    -First and a half base (clone high)


    That show screams "Hamlet 2" to me.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it was pretty funny, I just wish they'd stick to jokes I hadn't heard before

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I need someone to watch ponyo with meeeee, but all my friends would probably think its too childish

    sadface

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That's what girlfriends or girl (space) friends are for

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i dont have a life partner, tasteicle! why you gotta remind a poster of woes now

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    projeck is younger than you

    i remember when i was the youngest here!!!

    So is Swordfights, by a week

    I think Antimatter and BRT are also younger

    And maybe seizureorbs
    Big Red Tie is older than you by a few months.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    GRE Math subject test in less than a month from now


    This is gonna be one hell of a month

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ditto.
    Fear.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    projeck is younger than you

    i remember when i was the youngest here!!!

    So is Swordfights, by a week

    I think Antimatter and BRT are also younger

    And maybe seizureorbs
    Big Red Tie is older than you by a few months.

    Well screw that guy!

    What about Tommy?

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    how many 'old school' jokes have been made thus far

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Just finished my WHMIS course (workplace safety stuff)

    suggested amount of time to complete it: around 3 hours

    my time: 15 minutes

    8-)

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am writing this paper outside

    It was a good idea

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have to do some fill in the blanks for my biology class
    And a crossword puzzle.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Now all I've got to do is read about 70 pages for chem and 30 pages for engineering and maybe review calculus a bit and i am dooone

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i'd rather hit my dick with a ballpeen hammer than deal with another english class.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Haven't taken an English class since high school, and won't ever have to again.

    Yeaaaaaah

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Haven't taken an English class since high school, and won't ever have to again.

    Yeaaaaaah

    i like readin and writin

    and i think i do those two things pretty well!

    but we turn in all our fucking work via the forums on our university website and so you have like 2 - 3 things to write and post on the forums and then the damn teacher goes through and reads that shit and posts responses

    sorry, can't be bothered to check that shit constantly to see how to improve things. i'm just doing what's required.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh, I don't mind reading. I love classic literature.

    But I like to read what I like, rather than whatever the professor wants us to read.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i mean like, i'll kill time on these forums or whatever

    but school forums?

    nah dog i got shit to do

    also i need to read beowulf, the dream of the rood, the wanderer and some other old stuff sometime this week. i keep falling asleep in brit lit.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have this really stupid rebellious thing, I can't understand why, where if something is assigned by authority, I lose interest in it. I'll read chapter upon chapter of history, but as soon as the prof says to read the section on Federalists, nope, no interest.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I didn't think a ball-been hammer could be a real thing

    But lo and behold, it is

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    OK it's biology crossword time

    are people cells prokaryotic or eukaryotic

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    euk

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    thanks, I always forget

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    eukaryotic

    prokaryote means "before the house" and they don't have nuclei

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    wow I really should have been able to do this
    they don't have the same letter count. it's a crossword

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Keep asking questions, I need to review this stuff

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What are bacteria with no cell wall called?

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    A deficiency of thyroxine causes cretinism in children
    and hypothyroidismin adults

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ar...archaebacteria?

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