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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I've been to one bar mitzvah and one bat mitzvah

    they were both very jewish? I remember the ceremony itself being pretty boring but I was a pretty irreverent and shitty kid so

    I went to fifteen

    And Fari is in New York so he can almost definitely top that

    And they were mostly all boring, as are pretty much all formal services in Judaism

    The parties were fun, though
    actually i've been to like two because amazingly enough asians and black people and communists tend not to have barmitzvahs



    natek that's the wedding

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    I'm 18 and haven't had my bar mitzvah yet. I was learning Hebrew with my brother when I was 11 and was getting good at it! But then we kind of forgot about it and no one's brought it up yet so

    you do not get to be in on this minyan

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no that's the wedding

    I went to my uncle's a few years ago and like most weddings it was fun

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    well then...I want to go to a jewish wedding

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    natek wrote: »
    is the bar mitzvah the thing with chairs and stomping on glasses?

    they do the chair thing, yes

    no glasses, though

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    glasses are at the wedding yes

    yes glasses are at the wedding

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Try not to step on the rabbi's hand when he puts the glass down...

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    A lot of guys use lightbulbs instead, claiming that wine glasses are too hard to break underfoot.
    Is it just me, or does that constitute being a pussy?

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    With the right shoe you should at least put a crack in it. Maybe, I'm not sure. Also I think I should go to Israel before I think about getting a jewish wedding.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    true manjews would crush the wine glass between their teeth, of course

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    A real Mensch as it were

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    are wine glasses really that hard to smash?

    I have never tried and probably never will. but a hard surfaced shoe of a >180 lb man with a bit of force should crush it, right?

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Whenever I hold a wine glass I feel like I'm holding a delicate flower that I might accidentally crush.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    natek wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    aerospace engineering more like gayrospace borengineering

    have fun with your books while im building the future

    sorry I believe mankind's future is in culture and thought and not in rockets :rotate:
    alright have fun with all your books while the planet is all grooss while im sittin in comfort in my moonhouse

    and all of humanity will benefit from getting to the moon faster

    for some reason

    we haven't ascertained what it is yet but trust us


    you do. You honestly feel this way. You pretend that you're joking but you actually believe this. You are incredibly ignorant and have no idea what you're talking about. It's hilarious.

    uh no I don't actually feel this way I actually think scientific advancement is pretty neat and respect it enormously even if I myself am not very scientifically gifted

    but you're right even though I know that I'm joking and I say that I'm joking I'm probably not joking for some reason (??)

    new zealand education, ladies and gentlemen

    part of it might be you coming off as a giant douche at all times, no matter your intentions

    ding ding ding ding
    making a joke about going to the moon being a stupid endeavor in SE plus plus is like making a series of jew jokes at a barmitzvah

    well yes

    the moon is like a religion with these homos

    it's total lunacy

    ha ha puns

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no no Llama, we are talking about the structural integrity of wine glasses now

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh sorry

    I've managed to never accidentally break one! but I usually move on to other alcohol if I start getting tipsy on wine for that very reason

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You guys don't drink it straight from the box?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the only wineglass I've ever accidentally crushed with my hands was not actually stemware

    :/

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    You guys don't drink it straight from the box?

    haha amateur, you pull the bag (or 'goon' in the parlance) out of the box so you can squeeze it as you drink.

    [tiny] I think I used parlance wrong there but ehh fuck it[/tiny]

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    You guys don't drink it straight from the box?

    haha amateur, you pull the bag (or 'goon' in the parlance) out of the box so you can squeeze it as you drink.

    [tiny] I think I used parlance wrong there but ehh fuck it[/tiny]

    Ohh I saw that show about those idiot kids. They use it as a pillow after right?

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    You guys don't drink it straight from the box?

    haha amateur, you pull the bag (or 'goon' in the parlance) out of the box so you can squeeze it as you drink.

    [tiny] I think I used parlance wrong there but ehh fuck it[/tiny]

    Ohh I saw that show about those idiot kids. They use it as a pillow after right?

    What? You're talking about most weekends for like half of the teenage population of australia and new zealand here.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    You guys don't drink it straight from the box?

    haha amateur, you pull the bag (or 'goon' in the parlance) out of the box so you can squeeze it as you drink.

    [tiny] I think I used parlance wrong there but ehh fuck it[/tiny]

    Ohh I saw that show about those idiot kids. They use it as a pillow after right?

    What? You're talking about most weekends for like half of the teenage population of australia and new zealand here.

    Oh... this was a documentary about alcoholic homeless teenagers. I couldn't watch it for more than 10 minutes because they said and did the most retarded shit.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    A real Mensch as it were
    I think you have seen the heart of my words

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    You guys don't drink it straight from the box?

    haha amateur, you pull the bag (or 'goon' in the parlance) out of the box so you can squeeze it as you drink.

    [tiny] I think I used parlance wrong there but ehh fuck it[/tiny]

    Ohh I saw that show about those idiot kids. They use it as a pillow after right?

    What? You're talking about most weekends for like half of the teenage population of australia and new zealand here.

    Oh... this was a documentary about alcoholic homeless teenagers. I couldn't watch it for more than 10 minutes because they said and did the most retarded shit.

    Nah, hitting the goon is in no way limited to the homeless. We worked out that cask wine is the cheapest alcohol per mL, so everyone that hadn't had experiences of drinking too much of it before always got that.

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    GenericFanGenericFan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Scrumpy challenge is clearly the best cheap alcohol drinking

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Barely any of my friends have the alcohol tolerance to do any drinking games (me included), one of them literally gets drunk off two beers. I would say that he's just faking it, but he constantly gets ridiculed for it so I don't know why he would.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm not sure if it's even possible but my girlfriend may be allergic to alcohol. She turns red and wants to puke after like half a glass of wine.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It is possible to be allergic to alcohol.

    Also it is possible to be allergic to grapes.

    So.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is your girlfriend a recovering alcoholic on disulfiram?

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    Fuck off and die.
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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    I'm not sure if it's even possible but my girlfriend may be allergic to alcohol. She turns red and wants to puke after like half a glass of wine.

    A girl from my high school that's allergic to nuts (hehe) drank vodka once and had an allergic reaction to it.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Is your girlfriend a recovering alcoholic on disulfiram?

    That must be it. I knew she was hiding something.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Looks like Qmark and I are going to talk to a large number of students about our awesome film adventures

    Sometimes I wonder if I should've gone into film...I dunno. I mean I like cartoons a lot more and computer graphics just seem more interesting to me.

    Up until a year ago I would freak out every now and then because I had almost no contacts within the industry, not a whole lot of experience, and because I kept reading blurbs from people in the industry pretty much saying "you'll never make it." Since that time we've been extremely lucky and now feel that we at least have better chances of getting in than 90% of the students here. That and film people keep saying that they have a feeling about us, but I think that's just because we're twins.

    Basically I'm saying that you probably made the right choice going into videogames because it's goddamned stressful (though I don't know how stressful doing videogames are) going into film until you get lucky

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    (though I don't know how stressful doing videogames are)

    Professionally?

    Really goddamn stressful.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man having a four year relationship end while at a school with 80% women is pretty weird

    I don't want to date any of them because I still feel guilty but they're all "look at your facebook you're single"

    geh

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Barely any of my friends have the alcohol tolerance to do any drinking games (me included), one of them literally gets drunk off two beers. I would say that he's just faking it, but he constantly gets ridiculed for it so I don't know why he would.

    He might not be faking.
    I can get drunk as a skunk off one glass of white wine. I consider myself lucky in a bizarre way -- I use alcohol efficiently.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    my girlfriend, her friend, and one of the girls we would always party with were that way too, two beers and they're done for the night. Another good friend would be one at three beers.

    So a few times it ended up my roommate and I finished two six-packs each while these girls nurse a beer for an hour.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Filling the growler after work tonight. 64 ounces of happiness.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    my gf takes maybe one whole beer to get drunk.

    It makes the non-consensual sex a lot easier on the both of us.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    so I need a new major

    right now I'm in kind of the prep stage for Secondary Ed/English five year program, but not really doing anything toward that because I was planning to switch my major to straight up English as soon as I got around to doing it

    but now I'm starting to reconsider and trying to think of other options. not really coming up with anything however

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    my gf takes maybe one whole beer to get drunk.

    It makes the non-consensual sex a lot easier on the both of us.

    But she's Asian

    She's supposed to flush red, not get drunk!

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