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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

    Man it's not like it particularly matters.

    By the time you get naked enough for a woman to see your penis chances are she's going to have sex with you unless you say something particularly stupid.

    "This reminds me of kindergarten."

    "umm so hey can you put some clothes back on?"

    Vivixenne on
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    what is chikan?
    Wiki wrote:
    Chikan (痴漢, チカン, or ちかん) is the Japanese term used to refer to frotteurism.

    Frotteurism refers to a paraphilic interest in rubbing, usually one's pelvis or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual gratification. It may involve touching any part of the body including the genital area.

    A person who practices frotteurism is known as a frotteur. The majority of frotteurs are male and the majority of victims are female, although female on male, female on female, and male on male frotteurs exist.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    "You like Seinfeld? Kramer's my favorite character."

    Kazhiim on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

    Man it's not like it particularly matters.

    By the time you get naked enough for a woman to see your penis chances are she's going to have sex with you unless you say something particularly stupid.

    "This reminds me of kindergarten."

    Your tits look better when I look at them through my telescope.

    I forgot to mention that I let my dog watch.

    Moriveth on
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    "Have you ever heard of super mega comics"

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    if i remember correctly from when i was thirteen

    hentai is basically tons of awful exposition until someone has sex where it is just a half dozen frames of boobs jiggling really badly

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd report that quote tree for awesome except it's more amusing than anything else and Kaz probably doesn't want his dick size broadcasted to the rest of the forums.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    hentai can be pretty good

    I enjoy it from time to time
    Also from what I have seen of hentai the dudes generally have big dongs.

    I think the japanese just have small wangs.

    I could go there and be a porn king.

    I'd just need some ear plugs or something to get rid of the noise.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "Could you just say 'I pwned you', just once?"

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Okay pony, I will bite, what is chikan?

    basically it's non-consensual public groping and humping

    like, grabbing a chick's ass on a train or putting your dick against her in a crowded elevator

    Japan has a whole fucked up cultural attitude towards consent and sex as it concerns women but even then

    chikan is such a big problem in that country that they have women-only train cars and shit just to prevent it

    and there's chikan porn!

    that's right, porn about dudes rubbing their dicks against girls with their clothes on

    sometimes the clothes come off and it basically turns into gangrape porn

    that stuff is anti-boners for me so i don't watch it, but man

    i hope they're staged

    then again, just straight up raping girls on a train and filming it is the sort of thing Japan would do

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Maybe the japanese women are screaming because they just aren't satisfied by Japanese dick?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan does a lot of that

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    is everyone being worst on purpose in this thread?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    more women need to permanently end a rape attempt

    meaning grab the dick

    and pull it off

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    is everyone being worst on purpose in this thread?

    you just posted in here HEH

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    is everyone being worst on purpose in this thread?

    This is standard pre-PAX conversation

    deal with it

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    very few people will look at your wiener and go "no... no I don't think so"


    VERY FEW

    Raneados has a desire.

    you are the desire.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    "Could you just say 'I pwned you', just once?"

    I think a sigh I guess or what the hell? Or may be if she said Lawl and let you?

    Brainleech on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i find simulated rape porn horrifying in general

    i mean BDSM and stuff is one thing

    rough sex, all that

    but when you are actively trying to simulate rape, complete with the woman crying and begging for you to stop

    that's

    that's fucked up, man

    i look down on that shit and cast a narrow gaze at people who are turned on by it

    Pony on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

    Man it's not like it particularly matters.

    By the time you get naked enough for a woman to see your penis chances are she's going to have sex with you unless you say something particularly stupid.

    "This reminds me of kindergarten."

    Your tits look better when I look at them through my telescope.

    I forgot to mention that I let my dog watch.

    I'm gonna do a raid on your vagina.

    Blake T on
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    would you prefer they watch a real rape, Pony?

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

    Man it's not like it particularly matters.

    By the time you get naked enough for a woman to see your penis chances are she's going to have sex with you unless you say something particularly stupid.

    not always.

    it's incredibly frustrating to get jacked by a girl for 15 minutes before she suffers a crisis of conscience.

    the wook on
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    "I said I'd show your mine if you showed me yours. I'm not seeing a penis."

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i find simulated rape porn horrifying in general

    i mean BDSM and stuff is one thing

    rough sex, all that

    but when you are actively trying to simulate rape, complete with the woman crying and begging for you to stop

    that's

    that's fucked up, man

    i look down on that shit and cast a narrow gaze at people who are turned on by it

    Then I know of a woman who you want to talk to because she is into it

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    would you prefer they watch a real rape, Pony?

    carpe rapem

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

    Man it's not like it particularly matters.

    By the time you get naked enough for a woman to see your penis chances are she's going to have sex with you unless you say something particularly stupid.

    not always.

    it's incredibly frustrating to get jacked by a girl for 15 minutes before she suffers a crisis of conscience.

    that can't have happened to you more than once

    I refuse to believe it

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Need to find that college humor sketch where the guys break it to their buddy that the bang bus isn't real...and that all of those 'reality' porn things are fake.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i find simulated rape porn horrifying in general

    i mean BDSM and stuff is one thing

    rough sex, all that

    but when you are actively trying to simulate rape, complete with the woman crying and begging for you to stop

    that's

    that's fucked up, man

    i look down on that shit and cast a narrow gaze at people who are turned on by it

    i've simulated rape in my own sex life

    the wook on
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

    Man it's not like it particularly matters.

    By the time you get naked enough for a woman to see your penis chances are she's going to have sex with you unless you say something particularly stupid.

    not always.

    it's incredibly frustrating to get jacked by a girl for 15 minutes before she suffers a crisis of conscience.

    that can't have happened to you more than once

    I refuse to believe it

    no, just the once.

    to be fair, she DID have a boyfriend at the time.

    the wook on
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    it's incredibly frustrating to get jacked by a girl for 15 minutes before she suffers a crisis of conscience.

    "I'm not sure I can pay for the collateral damage this might cause."

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i find simulated rape porn horrifying in general

    i mean BDSM and stuff is one thing

    rough sex, all that

    but when you are actively trying to simulate rape, complete with the woman crying and begging for you to stop

    that's

    that's fucked up, man

    i look down on that shit and cast a narrow gaze at people who are turned on by it

    Then I know of a woman who you want to talk to because she is into it

    no actually i don't want to talk to her

    at all

    ever

    i don't want to be around people like that, they disgust me

    and if they are people i otherwise like and respect, i don't want to hear about it and if they value my friendship i would hope they wouldn't try to argue their case on it

    because it's horrifying and that is all

    Pony on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i find simulated rape porn horrifying in general

    i mean BDSM and stuff is one thing

    rough sex, all that

    but when you are actively trying to simulate rape, complete with the woman crying and begging for you to stop

    that's

    that's fucked up, man

    i look down on that shit and cast a narrow gaze at people who are turned on by it

    brave words

    if you were against hitler i think the pope has a new saint to make

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i find simulated rape porn horrifying in general

    i mean BDSM and stuff is one thing

    rough sex, all that

    but when you are actively trying to simulate rape, complete with the woman crying and begging for you to stop

    that's

    that's fucked up, man

    i look down on that shit and cast a narrow gaze at people who are turned on by it

    There are some women (and men) who enjoy playing out the recipient in those scenario.

    So, as horrible as it sounds, there are actually some couples who genuinely enjoy role play rape.

    Stranger than fiction.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have attempted to simulate a play rape at the behest of a lady

    I was not into it

    my dick was not into it either

    Raneados on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I honestly don't have an issue with people getting off to simulated rape as long as it means they also don't go out and actually do it

    but then again the two are different and satisfy different sorts of people

    for a rapist, they won't be satisfied by watching someone else do the rape, they'd have to do it themselves

    someone just watching may not be getting off on the idea of them dominating a woman like that, nor may they be getting off on watching a woman be the victim

    for plenty of people, fantasies are acknowledged as just that, and plenty of people don't pursue those fantasies and, if they do, they usually find out that they preferred the fantasy as just a fantasy, rather than turning it into reality

    and there are lots of women who get off on the idea of rape... simulated, of course, wherein they are believing they are not in control when they actually are, they just want to be dominated or taken over for a little while and still get to dictate when it begins and ends and set boundaries and all that

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It still bothers me that I dated her for 5 years
    Yes I had sex often but in retrospect was it worth it? I can say No. I feel that she screwed me in more ways that I can ever imagine

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i have an absolutist "that is disgusting and i don't care what you think" viewpoint on very few subjects

    simulated rape happens to be one of them.

    Pony on
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    goddamn it

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    although I can understand that some people are turned on by it and am not a close-minded jerk like mister pony

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

    Man it's not like it particularly matters.

    By the time you get naked enough for a woman to see your penis chances are she's going to have sex with you unless you say something particularly stupid.

    not always.

    it's incredibly frustrating to get jacked by a girl for 15 minutes before she suffers a crisis of conscience.

    A crisis of sucking a small penis?

    We are talking about being kicked back purely for wang size here wook.

    Blake T on
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