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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    God, Japanese porn is terrible

    it seriously creeps me out

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    also someone pm me what the sheri complex is because wha

    tell me this also

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    flaccid penises below five inches i guess i can understand but a four inch penis i mean

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

    consider that Asian women have tighter vajayjays

    I am now entertaining the thought of a Korean dude banging a black woman.

    Their vaginas are like the TARDIS, bigger on the inside.

    oh no, he fell in

    somebody throw him a rope

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I thought sheri complex was just a reference to her being a biatch

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    also someone pm me what the sheri complex is because wha

    it is a silly name for silly stuff that involves no one but those who already know about it

    it involves a handful of forumer boys and Sheri

    that's really about it

    and by the way Nucsh was no victim, I believe he broke up with her

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sheri Complex sounds like some weird spinoff of Shadow Complex

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

    consider that Asian women have tighter vajayjays

    haha

    vajayjay

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i have never seen dicks as small as they are in japanese porn in any other kind of porn

    which leads me to the conclusion that there are one of two factors at work:

    japanese dudes really are that small

    and/or

    the japanese porn industry specifically chooses dudes with small dicks, maybe because japanese dudes who watch porn are sensitive about their dick size and don't want to see monster cocks?

    who knows

    shame culture and all that

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    dudes my boyfriend is pretty hot

    just so everyone knows

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

    consider that Asian women have tighter vajayjays

    I am now entertaining the thought of a Korean dude banging a black woman.

    Their vaginas are like the TARDIS, bigger on the inside.

    oh no, he fell in

    somebody throw him a rope

    He's stuck inside the time vortex!

    Look out! He might bring a dinosaur back.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

    consider that Asian women have tighter vajayjays

    haha

    vajayjay

    bajingo

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i have never seen dicks as small as they are in japanese porn in any other kind of porn

    which leads me to the conclusion that there are one of two factors at work:

    japanese dudes really are that small

    and/or

    the japanese porn industry specifically chooses dudes with small dicks, maybe because japanese dudes who watch porn are sensitive about their dick size and don't want to see monster cocks?

    who knows

    shame culture and all that

    remember, in ancient greek times a small penis was considered aesthetically superior

    maybe japan got the same thing going on

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    viv is a fat black woman

    or ellen degeneres

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am never looking at Freema Agyeman the same way ever again

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    viv is a fat black woman

    or ellen degeneres

    what does this even mean

    PS show me a picture of yourself

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i have never seen dicks as small as they are in japanese porn in any other kind of porn

    which leads me to the conclusion that there are one of two factors at work:

    japanese dudes really are that small

    and/or

    the japanese porn industry specifically chooses dudes with small dicks, maybe because japanese dudes who watch porn are sensitive about their dick size and don't want to see monster cocks?

    who knows

    shame culture and all that

    remember, in ancient greek times a small penis was considered aesthetically superior

    maybe japan got the same thing going on

    naw but dude they can't even get a real hard on going most of the time

    seriously these are terrible

    have you ever watched japanese porn?

    they are the worst penises ever

    i have never seen a penis that pathetic with my own eyes

    and i've seen a lot of penis, boy howdy

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i have never seen dicks as small as they are in japanese porn in any other kind of porn

    which leads me to the conclusion that there are one of two factors at work:

    japanese dudes really are that small

    and/or

    the japanese porn industry specifically chooses dudes with small dicks, maybe because japanese dudes who watch porn are sensitive about their dick size and don't want to see monster cocks?

    who knows

    shame culture and all that

    Man to be honest I don't really care about the dude that's doing the fucking.

    The only time I ever really notice them is if they have a super small wang.

    I mean when you are getting a hand job, and a japanese woman's hand is larger than your wang you have a problem.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    viv is a fat black woman

    or ellen degeneres

    Just keep skinning

    Just keep skinning

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Psst, Viv: :arrow:

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Seriously, look at Randy Pitchford's office, that is awesome

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    viv is a fat black woman

    or ellen degeneres

    what does this even mean

    PS show me a picture of yourself

    vajayjay/bajingo etc.

    also the only camera i have is one that i'm not supposed to peek into/use

    having done the former, the latter would be a bit too much i think

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth, send me the pictures you got PM'd earlier. Your reaction to them has sold me on their splendor.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    Moriveth, send me the pictures you got PM'd earlier. Your reaction to them has sold me on their splendor.

    Wait, what pictures?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Psst, Viv: :arrow:

    do you have any idea how long it took for me to figure out what I was meant to do with this post

    that said

    ooh la la mademoiselle

    (nice eyebrows)

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    viv is a fat black woman

    or ellen degeneres

    Or both?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also a dude catcalled me today

    which made me go O.o

    what is it with the gays lately leave me alone geez

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i have never seen dicks as small as they are in japanese porn in any other kind of porn

    which leads me to the conclusion that there are one of two factors at work:

    japanese dudes really are that small

    and/or

    the japanese porn industry specifically chooses dudes with small dicks, maybe because japanese dudes who watch porn are sensitive about their dick size and don't want to see monster cocks?

    who knows

    shame culture and all that

    Man to be honest I don't really care about the dude that's doing the fucking.

    The only time I ever really notice them is if they have a super small wang.

    I mean when you are getting a hand job, and a japanese woman's hand is larger than your wang you have a problem.

    okay so obviously i care about the dicks a bit more than you but you are totally right

    it weirds me the fuck out

    also

    the behavior of japanese women in porn is even more horrific

    i have literally not seen one bit of japanese porn

    not one

    where it looks and sounds like the woman is enjoying what is going on

    and then there's chikan

    there's a lot of things that make people go "What the fuck, Japan"

    chikan is one of those things that makes me look at that country and start psyducking hard

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

    Man it's not like it particularly matters.

    By the time you get naked enough for a woman to see your penis chances are she's going to have sex with you unless you say something particularly stupid.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Actually, the images seem to be emanating from Callius.

    Callius, send me whatever has people talking. It must be the big fall craze!

    Edit: Wait, found them. Nice abs!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "bajingo" was coined by Sarah Chalke, okay

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

    Man it's not like it particularly matters.

    By the time you get naked enough for a woman to see your penis chances are she's going to have sex with you unless you say something particularly stupid.

    "This reminds me of kindergarten."

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also since the days when I camwhored all the time my face has changed a lot

    seriously, a lot in the past year

    I swear I look like a completely different person

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Okay pony, I will bite, what is chikan?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hentai can be pretty good

    I enjoy it from time to time

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also since the days when I camwhored all the time my face has changed a lot

    seriously, a lot in the past year

    I swear I look like a completely different person

    Kusu?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    failed the toilet paper test

    and not in the good way :(

    Man it's not like it particularly matters.

    By the time you get naked enough for a woman to see your penis chances are she's going to have sex with you unless you say something particularly stupid.

    "This reminds me of kindergarten."

    Your tits look better when I look at them through my telescope.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    very few people will look at your wiener and go "no... no I don't think so"


    VERY FEW

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    also since the days when I camwhored all the time my face has changed a lot

    seriously, a lot in the past year

    I swear I look like a completely different person

    Kusu?

    kusu and I look absolutely nothing like each other anymore, it's weird

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