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Penny Arcade Xbox Avatar Shit

the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
What do you think of these new avatar things. I was like FUCK when i saw there was no merch shirt... Anyone bought one? A cardboard tube prop woulda been a nice addition.

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Goddamn microsoft for coming out with more ways to waste our money. (I bought a pirate hat and eyepatch)

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I would buy a batman costume if it was offered on the marketplace.

    Not a pacman shirt though.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    You are a day late with this, the cheat!

    Also, I'll probably get the First Party polo.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    well i only seen them today!

    also, i been hitting you guys in the face with water baloons in that mini-game.

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    They need to get the Heroism shirt up there, then Avatar-me will be uncannily accurate. Because I love that shirt and wear it often.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I didn't care enough about my XBOX avatar to not have it be a little old man for like 10 months up until a few days ago
    Now I'm some sort of blonde, pigtailed female Kurt Cobain in a top-hat
    I will not be paying dollars money for any of it

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I didn't care enough about my XBOX avatar to not have it be a little old man for like 10 months up until a few days ago
    Now I'm some sort of blonde, pigtailed female Kurt Cobain in a top-hat
    I will not be paying dollars money for any of it
    Did you see the lightsaber?!

    Yours for only $5! :P

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd rather play with my real lightsaber.

    Penis joke.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am tempted to get the I Roll 20's shirt. and I would grab the giant q-tip but my old friend who would get that is in Japan right now.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Annoying that the Wombat is female-only. But... I guess it was never offered as a real shirt for guys, either?

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    No, I will not be buying fake clothes for my virtual character that does nothing.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My avatar is rocking the tuxedo right now, with a monocle and a top hat. I don't know if I want to change that look, but that hadouken shirt is pretty sweet.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sir Platypus wrote: »
    No, I will not be buying fake clothes for my virtual character that does nothing.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    this reminds me

    everyone pay me $5 for your avatars

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i don't want to buy any of those!

    or anything!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My XBox Live avatar:

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    those are all really awesome, except that I have already got my avatar looking basically exactly like me down to the Hawaiian shirt, so.

    Maybe if they make a First Party Hawaiian shirt?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    God no I'm not going to pay money for that.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    how come avatars cannot emulate the proper body figure of a lot of people

    aka fat

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Because they think no one would choose to be seen as fat?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    how come avatars cannot emulate the proper body figure of a lot of people

    aka fat

    Pretty sure fat people don't want to be fat in cyberspace.


    Well, most of them, anyway.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I want a fat avatar.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't have an xbox so I can't make myself in digital form.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i know plenty of people that LOVE being fat

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I would wear the bioshock helmet if I didn't have to pay for it

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    I want a fat avatar.

    You're also not fat.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am the fattest fatty.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it's true he is so fat I have seen it

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I may have suffocated a man in my rolls. In fact his body may still be in here somewhere.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you give me a team of men and an expense account and I'll find that poor soul

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I might have eaten him but yeah you can give it a shot. Warning: you might get eaten too.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    we're gonna need a bigger boat

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    don't put your hand in there....

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    has there been any update on the real First Party shirts?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
    isnt fat avatar a playstation game

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fatavatar

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the fat does not go well over butters

    he is like four feet tall

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd only get something from the avatar market if it was a Fruit Fucker costume, that would be it

    It won't happen, but I can dream can't I?

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    While I admit that the Paint the Line shirts are tempting, my avatar still looks like the bastard offspring of Des Lynam and a tennis club rapist and I don't think I could bring myself to change things any.

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My friends generic avatar wound up looking more like him than his customized one.

    Didn't want to tell him it was because it had a little belly.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    aw man Rank called me but I was out of the office.

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