So I came across
this article, and found it interesting that the codes of conduct are not so much savage, as largely sensible.
No sillly, I'm not saying the Taliban are nice, but if you realize they're still just people, something something.
Anyway, I found it interesting.
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Chapter 7: On the Mujahideen
Suicide attacks should be at high value and important targets because a brave son of Islam should not be used for low value and useless targets. In suicide attacks the killing of innocent people and damage to their property should be minimized.
It makes sense not to send a suicide bomber to destroy the local coffee shop because they got your order wrong.
INFIDEL, I ASKED FOR TWO SUGARS AND 1% SKIM MILK, NOT SPLENDA AND SOY MILK. I DECLARE A JIHAD ON STARBUCKS!
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really?
ugh
i don't agree with people being killed, etc etc
that's not the point
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two hours later the reptiloids invade Baghdad
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you're among friends here
nobody's my friend until I say they are
anyway, i want to see the rest of the book, like
Chapter 43: Bacon
Although bacon is the best food, don't eat it.
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I don't actually like bacon!
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I knew I'd have a use for that.
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like somehow he was expecting to open it up and find "KILL EVERYONE" scribbled in blood across each page
sure, why not
What is your opinion of these colors running?
neat
do I get a t-shirt or a mug or something
it depends on if the fabric is colorfast or not
sometimes colors can run if the fabric is not properly treated
you will get a membership card
the card will look like an old sub club card from subway that is halfway punched because the fuckers stopped doing the sub club goddammit
...ahem. but that is only a clever disguise.
In Afghanistan, Taliban kills more civilians than US
And hey, Taliban history:
does it have the complimentary mustard stain
because it's not worth anything on ebay without that
I can put one on there for you
I got mustard
I you.
I'm guessing death penalty + extradition by country?