Witches and Wizards, this stuff that some sources sling around about Ravenclaw house wanting out of this competition, not wanting to drink, is a crock of bullshit. Ravenclaws love to drink, traditionally. All real Ravenclaws love the sting and clash of pubcrawls. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to celebrate PAX and your new friendships. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real wizards and all real wizards like to drink.
Ravenclaws play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who did not donate and laughed. That's why Ravenclaws have never lost nor will ever lose a tournament; for the very idea of losing is hateful to a Ravenclaw. A house is a team. It lives, laughs, eats, and drinks as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who drinks themselves under the table before the Friday morning lineup don't know any more about real drinking under wand fire than they know about fucking! Each Wizard must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy drinking beside him. We don't want green faces in this House. They should be taken care of like young Nifflers. Keep all our wizards conscious and we will have a house full of triwizard champions.
We have the finest drink, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best wizards in the world! Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By Albus, I do.
Requirements for headboy:
-at least one (1) article of clothing containing the house colors of blue and silver.
-ability to herd drunk wizards that may have lost their wand somewhere in the bar and damn you can't find it but yeah you've gotta go to the next place now so everyone out
-Must be able to count to ten, inebriated
Punkjr if you fill the requirements i'll gladly have you on as headboy
Skarsol i'm not sure you want it enough, if you do, make a case for it otherwise the nominated candidate will take the spot.
For the record, I did *not* blow AtlusParker to win the Head Girl spot.
:winky:
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Just to get everyone a bit more excited, here's a bad pic of the scorecard with all 4 buttons. These are the official 1.5" ones, not the itsy bitsy 1" ones that didn't quite come out.
Just to get everyone a bit more excited, here's a bad pic of the scorecard with all 4 buttons. These are the official 1.5" ones, not the itsy bitsy 1" ones that didn't quite come out.
Those look A-Mazing! CANNOT wait to see them in the flesh.
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Pffft, sure, the other houses might have MORE Omeganauts, but Hufflepuff has an Omeganaut for their Head of House! The Omegabat, even!
PS: HUFFLES - We want to win the house cup! Bring cash because I will be annoying you for it all night! Remember - everything you give me goes straight to Child's Play!
Now if that was true I'd remind Slytherin that they failed to produce an Omeganaut.
This puts Slytherin in a distinct position. Our goal will be to get the other houses drunk enough that their omeganauts are unable to compete due to extreme hangovers. We are the only house with nothing to lose, which makes us the most dangerous of all.
Two current omeganauts still beats two former. 8-) But this isn't a competition here.
Poor, poor non-Slytherins. It's so cute how you think there can be any competition. If I were you (and thankfully, i'm not...because being one of those wingding Huffleypufflys or silly Ravensfingers would be too much to ask of me), i'd just keep your eye on the prize...that SECOND place. Sure, it's not as good as First, but you're not as good as us.
Now if that was true I'd remind Slytherin that they failed to produce an Omeganaut.
This puts Slytherin in a distinct position. Our goal will be to get the other houses drunk enough that their omeganauts are unable to compete due to extreme hangovers. We are the only house with nothing to lose, which makes us the most dangerous of all.
I think I may just surprise some people with my drunken Mario Kart tactics.
Two current omeganauts still beats two former. 8-) But this isn't a competition here.
Poor, poor non-Slytherins. It's so cute how you think there can be any competition. If I were you (and thankfully, i'm not...because being one of those wingding Huffleypufflys or silly Ravensfingers would be too much to ask of me), i'd just keep your eye on the prize...that SECOND place. Sure, it's not as good as First, but you're not as good as us.
Yet you had nothing bad to say about Griffindor. What kind of Slytherin overlooks an opportunity to insult Griffindor? One who is not a true Slytherin I say.
Two current omeganauts still beats two former. 8-) But this isn't a competition here.
Poor, poor non-Slytherins. It's so cute how you think there can be any competition. If I were you (and thankfully, i'm not...because being one of those wingding Huffleypufflys or silly Ravensfingers would be too much to ask of me), i'd just keep your eye on the prize...that SECOND place. Sure, it's not as good as First, but you're not as good as us.
Yet you had nothing bad to say about Griffindor. What kind of Slytherin overlooks an opportunity to insult Griffindor? One who is not a true Slytherin I say.
Griffinpoors!
Happy?
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Zankabo you will be missed.
Witches and Wizards, this stuff that some sources sling around about Ravenclaw house wanting out of this competition, not wanting to drink, is a crock of bullshit. Ravenclaws love to drink, traditionally. All real Ravenclaws love the sting and clash of pubcrawls. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to celebrate PAX and your new friendships. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real wizards and all real wizards like to drink.
Ravenclaws play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who did not donate and laughed. That's why Ravenclaws have never lost nor will ever lose a tournament; for the very idea of losing is hateful to a Ravenclaw. A house is a team. It lives, laughs, eats, and drinks as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who drinks themselves under the table before the Friday morning lineup don't know any more about real drinking under wand fire than they know about fucking! Each Wizard must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy drinking beside him. We don't want green faces in this House. They should be taken care of like young Nifflers. Keep all our wizards conscious and we will have a house full of triwizard champions.
We have the finest drink, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best wizards in the world! Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By Albus, I do.
Requirements for headboy:
-at least one (1) article of clothing containing the house colors of blue and silver.
-ability to herd drunk wizards that may have lost their wand somewhere in the bar and damn you can't find it but yeah you've gotta go to the next place now so everyone out
-Must be able to count to ten, inebriated
Punkjr if you fill the requirements i'll gladly have you on as headboy
Skarsol i'm not sure you want it enough, if you do, make a case for it otherwise the nominated candidate will take the spot.
2009 Omeganaut
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Judging from last year, this requirement is not absolute.
I'm 6'5", 240 & have a loud voice. I'm a roller derby cheerleader for pete's sake. *lol*
I've got a Qudditch ref robe that I was planning on wearing over my blue goods so people can recognize me.
Will that work?
PunkJr
Pirate, Stormtrooper, Decepticon
Yes, my middle name really is MEGATRON
Former Ravenclaw Death Eaters Head of House
You left out loud. He is tall, easy to spot in a crowd and loud. All key components of Mr PunkJr.
I cannot vouch for counting to ten though. I'm pretty sure he can get to at least six.
Yes, loud. Very loud. And quite able to herd drunkies through the streets of Seattle. Uh... not like that's ever happened to me... :P
Ravenclaw Death Eaters Head Girl, 2011-12. CACAW!
For the record, I did *not* blow AtlusParker to win the Head Girl spot.
:winky:
[15:02] Tajah: I like you BR but I'm not letting you nom my box
[15:02] BigRed-Worky: Did I mention I hate you all? cause i do
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..... neither did I.. *shifty eyes*
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What typo?
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Those look A-Mazing! CANNOT wait to see them in the flesh.
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Are you going to bring the 1" ones anyways? You should, I like them!
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Is there any question? Freakin' Slytherin, man.
Sure, the house might be full, but don't let a little thing like the rules stand in your way.
Deck yourself out in green, level up your cunning, guile, avarice, and alcohol tolerance and let's take the Triwizard cup.
Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are what's open at the moment.
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I don't drink, but I'm still gonna join to have fun/meet new people
I like the cut of your gib.
Gryffindor and Ravenclaw have two apiece.
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Sir you are like the Captain of Raining on Parades tonight.
猿も木から落ちる
Sounds like PunkJr is bigger than me, so I'll take the cowards way out! :P
Now if that was true I'd remind Slytherin that they failed to produce an Omeganaut.
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Clearly, sir, you are doing House Slytherin's own Zombiebot a grave disservice.
An acceptable apology would be allowing Apotheos to join our ranks.
Something only a dirty mudblood would say.
/Malfoy
Someone's been hitting the Time Turner a little too hard because it's no longer 2007.
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In fact Slytherin has 2 former Omeganauts.
PS: HUFFLES - We want to win the house cup! Bring cash because I will be annoying you for it all night! Remember - everything you give me goes straight to Child's Play!
Two current omeganauts still beats two former. 8-) But this isn't a competition here.
Oh wait, yes it is!
Poor, poor non-Slytherins. It's so cute how you think there can be any competition. If I were you (and thankfully, i'm not...because being one of those wingding Huffleypufflys or silly Ravensfingers would be too much to ask of me), i'd just keep your eye on the prize...that SECOND place. Sure, it's not as good as First, but you're not as good as us.
I think I may just surprise some people with my drunken Mario Kart tactics.
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Yet you had nothing bad to say about Griffindor. What kind of Slytherin overlooks an opportunity to insult Griffindor? One who is not a true Slytherin I say.
Griffinpoors!
Happy?
That's okay... Ravenclaw is going to drink you under the table, then let Hufflepuff draw wangs on your faces in Sharpie.
PunkJr
Pirate, Stormtrooper, Decepticon
Yes, my middle name really is MEGATRON
Former Ravenclaw Death Eaters Head of House