I had a movie nightmare last night. In it I saw a trailer for a Big Trouble in Little China remake, starring paul walker, michelle rodriegez, and jet li, directed by stephen sommers. I woke up terrified.
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I had a movie nightmare last night. In it I saw a trailer for a Big Trouble in Little China remake, starring paul walker, michelle rodriegez, and jet li, directed by stephen sommers. I woke up terrified.
I like Jet Li and I don't mind staring at Michelle Rodrigez.
Joe Queenan really fires up the vulture in me, which I try to keep in check. And apparently shares my disdain for the Watchmen, which makes me like him more.
I had a movie nightmare last night. In it I saw a trailer for a Big Trouble in Little China remake, starring paul walker, michelle rodriegez, and jet li, directed by stephen sommers. I woke up terrified.
I like Jet Li and I don't mind staring at Michelle Rodrigez.
You like Michelle Rodrigez? She's like a real life version of Vasquez, only uglier.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I had a movie nightmare last night. In it I saw a trailer for a Big Trouble in Little China remake, starring paul walker, michelle rodriegez, and jet li, directed by stephen sommers. I woke up terrified.
Don't be stupid. It was just a dream. Brett Ratner is directing it.
And yeah, Queenan is an entertaining writer. He's really entertaining when he writes about classical music as well.
I had a movie nightmare last night. In it I saw a trailer for a Big Trouble in Little China remake, starring paul walker, michelle rodriegez, and jet li, directed by stephen sommers. I woke up terrified.
I like Jet Li and I don't mind staring at Michelle Rodrigez.
You like Michelle Rodrigez? She's like a real life version of Vasquez, only uglier.
Saying I like her and that I don't mind staring at her are two completely different things.
Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?
Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?
Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?
Oh fuck if you're in australia you can be sure that whatever it is can absolutely demolish you physically or spiritually.
Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?
Maybe it's one of those big damn spiders that you guys seem to enjoy living around?
Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?
Ok there is a fucking weird noise outside. It sounds like a bark but it's raspy and not continous. What sort of Australian murdering thing might be stuck in my wall?
Maybe it's one of those big damn spiders that you guys seem to enjoy living around?
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Heh, after reading that I remembered that Mr. Smith goes to Washington was on tv last night when I got home from work.
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*patpat* You've worked a full day then, surely.
*glasses*
Swine Flu
I like Jet Li and I don't mind staring at Michelle Rodrigez.
You like Michelle Rodrigez? She's like a real life version of Vasquez, only uglier.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The 90's called and they want there joke back.
EDIT: Oh ffs -_-
Allegedly.
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It sounds like,
big trouble
8-)
in little China.
Don't be stupid. It was just a dream. Brett Ratner is directing it.
And yeah, Queenan is an entertaining writer. He's really entertaining when he writes about classical music as well.
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
I'm going to count to 3.
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I haven't seen any proof
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Saying I like her and that I don't mind staring at her are two completely different things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGjFSxDk5HM
"Sturmisch bewegt" sounded German, so I was curious as to its meaning. Hence I asked "Do you speak English" in the formal manner.
Is Hillary fucking sleeping?
drop bear
has to be
Oh fuck if you're in australia you can be sure that whatever it is can absolutely demolish you physically or spiritually.
and it's eating a baby.
No, what was the hilarious offer that occurred last night?
8-)
dead tired
She's counting the lights in the ceiling.
Don't say you've never done it.
Maybe it's one of those big damn spiders that you guys seem to enjoy living around?
It's the sort of moustache that might leap off and attack you.
Ghost Dingo?
or dinosaurs
or abominations
Have you ever been to a catholic funeral? It's like an aerobic exercise, she's just resting her eyes.
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But it might also be a terror bird.