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Hey guys, check out this rad new NERF sword.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    natek wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I actually wanna get one of these swords mostly to have a prop sword at school that we can have art models hold while I draw them and we ain't gotta worry about some dumbshit stealing some real sword

    also, it is very fun to draw naked chicks who are holding nerf products

    Draw yourself with your wife riding you while you hold a Maverick in each hand and she's brandishing a Marauder sword over her head.

    You can keep it for yourself, of course. I'm just here to be your inspiration.

    Maybe you can give it to her for an anniversary gift.

    like a standoff during sex?

    Shoot 'Em Up!

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TxRObbyyQ0

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    the geek I never pictured you with facial hair is my main thing

    also more doughy

    I look more doughy without the 'burns.

    okay i guess that might fit my mental image better

    but still

    still

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I actually wanna get one of these swords mostly to have a prop sword at school that we can have art models hold while I draw them and we ain't gotta worry about some dumbshit stealing some real sword

    also, it is very fun to draw naked chicks who are holding nerf products

    Draw yourself with your wife riding you while you hold a Maverick in each hand and she's brandishing a Marauder sword over her head.

    You can keep it for yourself, of course. I'm just here to be your inspiration.

    Maybe you can give it to her for an anniversary gift.

    And if she doesn't like it, just sell it to Meatloaf for his next album cover.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I actually wanna get one of these swords mostly to have a prop sword at school that we can have art models hold while I draw them and we ain't gotta worry about some dumbshit stealing some real sword

    also, it is very fun to draw naked chicks who are holding nerf products

    holy shit this is the best idea

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    now i want to make a video that is all these built girls in bikinis at the range firing all kinds of nerf guns

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    now i want to make a video that is all these built girls in bikinis at the range firing all kinds of nerf guns

    American Gladiators?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    now i want to make a video that is all these built girls in bikinis at the range firing all kinds of nerf guns

    American Gladiators?

    well

    shit

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man, I miss American Gladiators

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    natek wrote: »
    my problem with buying a nerf sword would be finding someone as gay as me to fight with

    I bought three wooden swords that my friends and I proceeded to use to beat the everloving shit out each other.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I joined the fencing club here specifically to smack people with pieces of metal

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Never bring a NERF knife to a NERF gunfight

    EDIT: damnit Geek

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    WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dyscord wrote: »
    those swords honestly don't seem like they would be as much fun as the "swords" we made out of foam and pvc pipe back in the day

    those were fun times

    and yeah the crossbow has always been awesome, inferior only to that six barrel rotary one that shot the balls

    BALLZOOKA

    I still need to get a few packages of extra BALLISTIC BALLZ so that I can load that mother fucker with fifteen BALLISTIC BALLZ


    BALLZOOKA: The Glock of Nerf guns.

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    WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    btw, I'm sure if you took a Maverick to a leather worker and were willing to withstand a potential barrage of taunts, he'd be willing to make some holsters for it.

    Hell, I'm surprised someone hasn't made a business of that.

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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    really nerf guns were a lot better before they started trying to make them look like real guns

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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also, do you what I never realized?

    at some point there was a transformers/nerf crossover!
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hmmmm

    Ringo on
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    ScrumScrum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Stick your hand up Starscream's ass and you sir will be surprised.

    Scrum on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Actually I think a NERF gun fight is the one kind you can bring a NERF sword to.

    You could be a NERF Jedi.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'd rather have a Maverick in one hand and a sword in the other than just the sword. Then I'd dance and twirl around, shooting and slicing my enemies in a beautiful, deadly ballet while they laughed themselves to death.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    As a little kid, I would've loved to beat people in the face with that.

    I know, right?

    The stuff Nerf has been putting out lately makes me wish I was eight again, or that I had a kid I could buy them for as an excuse.

    Why do you need an excuse? You that much of a pussy that you can't buy a kids toy for yourself and proclaim it as such if someone asks?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man I am buying nerf guns all the damn time. they promised a tommy-gun earlier this year, I want to see it.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man I am buying nerf guns all the damn time. they promised a tommy-gun earlier this year, I want to see it.

    uhh I've seen them in the stores.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
    are some of you people really too young to remember nerf swords

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I hadn't seen them on the nerf website last I checked and nothing in stores

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    The newest N-Strike Nerf Gun.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    goddamn.


    Also I remember when the 'sniper rifle' gun came out and there was a thread

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
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    The newest N-Strike Nerf Gun.

    yes that is the one

    also I remember the old swords, they had a hiltguard that had holes to poke

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    so where can I get more arrows for that nerf composite bow? three just won't be enough

    also thanks to this thread I have decided to organize a nerf gun fight in a park in the coming weekends

    anyone who is in or around charleston sc can come

    Arch on
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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It looks like that drum magazine can fit on the LongShot and Recon

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    so nerf makes larp weapons now?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    so nerf makes larp weapons now?

    now?

    always?

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man I am buying nerf guns all the damn time. they promised a tommy-gun earlier this year, I want to see it.

    I prefer this tommy gun:

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    While a bitch to reload, the Rapid Fire was fantastic fun to run around with, probably because its just so damn large

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
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    While a bitch to reload, the Rapid Fire was fantastic fun to run around with, probably because its just so damn large

    I got one of those from a yard sale for 5 bucks.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man I am buying nerf guns all the damn time. they promised a tommy-gun earlier this year, I want to see it.

    my friend has that gun, and it is awesome. It's not automatic, it's pump action instead, which makes it better for running around and shooting the shit out of people. It takes forever to run out of ammo with that thing.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I remember having the Ballzooka, and the psychological effect on anyone you were playing against when you revved that motor up was just great

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I had the one that rotated around and shot an arrow each time you pumped it. It had six arrows, and I can't remember the name of it!

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man, I'm so tempted to go buy a Vulcan and convert it into a Heavy Bolter, power and chain fed from a ammo-pack. I may still have the frame from a hiking pack that got wrecked (it got torn to fuck, but the frame was fine). I could potentially have the most awesome Halloween costume that nobody would ever get.

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