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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You kicked the bucket and then skipped work?

    You would think they would understand your inability to work from the afterlife.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Rude titties.

    Boobs are fun to draw! But hard to draw right.

    damn straight. Stupid boobs.

    tynic on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    they're like balloons filled with very firm jell-o

    beavotron on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    and as you get older the water balloon begins to deflate and sag and shrivel up

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I thought they were like a bag of sand

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    no, you're thinking of stress balls

    it's easy to confuse the two.

    tynic on
  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    Iruka wrote: »
    Gee I went to bed and apparently started a fight. I appreciate your love induced rage though, bevo <3.

    I also dont have Double Ds. Sorry metal.

    hahah i gotta defend my fellow forum ladies!
    we're outnumbered around here!

    Not by much oddly. And definitely not when it comes to people who actually use vent.

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • J-PJ-P Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I thought they were like a bag of sand

    I thought they were bags of filled with happiness that you go to when you had a bad day.

    J-P on
    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    J-P wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I thought they were like a bag of sand

    I thought they were bags of filled with happiness that you go to when you had a bad day.

    How is this different from a stress ball again?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I didn't know you people still used vent, although i'm a horrible person over vent because I sound like i'm talking inside a pool of water

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • J-PJ-P Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    J-P wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I thought they were like a bag of sand

    I thought they were bags of filled with happiness that you go to when you had a bad day.

    How is this different from a stress ball again?

    Stress balls are the size of your...balls.

    J-P on
    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    J-P wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    J-P wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    I thought they were like a bag of sand

    I thought they were bags of filled with happiness that you go to when you had a bad day.

    How is this different from a stress ball again?

    Stress balls are the size of your...balls.

    Not if you're doing it right.




    wait, what?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if you've felt a boob that feels like a bag of sand then... man i don't know what to tell you
    they feel more like there's some sort of gelatin on the inside, sort of fluid-like

    every forum girl right now is simultaneously feeling herself up, trying to determine what they feel like.

    beavotron on
  • J-PJ-P Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    *images in head*...I'm glad i skipped work today.

    J-P on
    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did you?

    MagicToaster on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if you've felt a boob that feels like a bag of sand then... man i don't know what to tell you
    they feel more like there's some sort of gelatin on the inside, sort of fluid-like

    every forum girl right now is simultaneously feeling herself up, trying to determine what they feel like.


    1:25 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQVPjLAulaM

    That said, I... wonder if your hypothesis is true.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did you?

    He kicked the bucket, of course he's skipping work today.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    That said, I... wonder if your hypothesis is true.

    Oh yeah. I spent at least a minute squeezing my tit.

    tynic on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    That said, I... wonder if your hypothesis is true.

    Oh yeah. I spent at least a minute squeezing my tit.

    That makes two of us.



    I'm at a loss for words... that was the closest thing to a reply I could muster

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    That said, I... wonder if your hypothesis is true.

    Oh yeah. I spent at least a minute squeezing my tit.

    That makes two of us.

    how the fuck did you get into my living room?!?

    tynic on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That should be the least of your questions

    edit: namely, did it feel like a bag of sand?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Live art was fun! But the surface we had to paint on arrived 2 hours late so we were rushed. But hooray improv.

    desperaterobots on
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I remember once in a very tight crowd at college I swing my arm backwards and felt it hit something soft. Not looking back I kept poking it repeatedly thinking "What is this?" Then I look back and it was some poor girl's boob.

    I still remember her face frozen with disbelief like O_O

    I said "OH! I'm so sorry!!!" then ran off horribly embarassed... but strangely envigorated!

    edit: Boooooooobs!

    MagicToaster on
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You should've turned to her, smiled, and said "Nice."

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    if you've felt a boob that feels like a bag of sand then... man i don't know what to tell you
    they feel more like there's some sort of gelatin on the inside, sort of fluid-like

    every forum girl right now is simultaneously feeling herself up, trying to determine what they feel like.

    I've heard sandy vagina as a diss but sandy boobies is new territory.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If by 'new' you mean 2005, then yes.
    You need guys need to bone up on your inane pop-culture references.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jen needs a hug

    please deliver

    NightDragon on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Psh. What's in it for us?

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jen needs a hug

    please deliver

    Have you had your shots?

    Tam on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    vaccinations yes, liquor no

    if somebody can do that too, it may help

    probably not though, I'd rather have some sleep, and a dog

    somebody deliver a dog

    NightDragon on
  • J-PJ-P Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I hate window's vista with the passion of the christ.

    J-P on
    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So now you want a hug, some sleep, and a dog?
    Talk about greedy.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fuck you, Douche-Robe

    I'll get it all

    NightDragon on
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    vaccinations yes, liquor no

    if somebody can do that too, it may help

    probably not though, I'd rather have some sleep, and a dog

    somebody deliver a dog

    I've outsourced your hug to a small Lithuanian child. His name is Aras and you must provide him a sack lunch for his return trip.

    Tam on
  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I found a dog to send you but my neighbors will probably be looking for it soon.

    How many holes should I poke in the box?

    Veritas on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fuck you, Douche-Robe

    D: And here I was about to give you the benefit of the doubt and hug you.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    Jen needs a hug

    please deliver

    k.

    ND_hug.jpg

    Angel_of_Bacon on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am secretly enthralled, horrifying buck teeth inches from my face or no.

    NightDragon on
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How could something be so creepy and yet so delightful?

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How could something be so creepy and yet so delightful?
    This must be your first time encountering Bacon.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
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