so if this is too personal I wont feel bad if you dont answer it, but was divorce as outrageously expensive as I have heard it to be? I met a divorce lawyer this weekend and she implied it was a very long and pricey experience.
if it's contested, yes.
if you have dependents, God yes.
if you try to keep:
a: dignity
b: liquid assets
c: real estate
Holy Fuck Yes.
Me? 18 months ago, I liquidated everything we owned, handed her a check for 95% of it, hired a truck and movers, paid for an apartment, and told her to go her own way. For the past 18, I've paid her bills every month in lieu of alimony.
Frankly, I got off cheap.
wait a minute, was i crotch-grabbed by a married man?
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long ago I stopped being surprised by what could be ordered or found on the internet.
The best part is the match.com advertisement
My buddy from Iowa actually started it and mentioned that I'd be perfect to make the calls.
I honestly don't know if I can morally do it
sign me up
I'll fucking do it
Shit yeah I need the cash.
Ain't nothing morally wrong with telling someone that they got off easy by not marrying a sleaze who can't break up with them properly.
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edited October 2009
Also this means that we gotta throw you a bachelor's party, Stale.
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long ago I stopped being surprised by what could be ordered or found on the internet.
The best part is the match.com advertisement
My buddy from Iowa actually started it and mentioned that I'd be perfect to make the calls.
I honestly don't know if I can morally do it
I don't see what would be immoral about it at all for the person making the call.
It's more the sense that you kind of have to be a dick because the calls are recorded and uploaded to youtube.
Trust me, I can be a dick to people, but not to people who are in the process of being dumped.
The caller ain't being a dick. At most, the person ending the relationship is.
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Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son
Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one,
Psycho Dad!
Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad
Who's the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair!
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad
He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He's likes to eat it raw, He's Psycho Dad!
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edited October 2009
without looking it up or knowing jack shit about that song (?), it looks to be an awesome rob zombie tune.
Married with Children, it was Al's favorite TV show
also:
National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood
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edited October 2009
No Maam
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also doesn't she want you to read twilight or something else equally gay?
and I also remember you expressing something about her terrible taste in food
like, she dragged you to a TGIF or Chili's or something similar
isn't she also a red head, thus invalidating all your points
also doesn't she want you to read twilight or something else equally gay?
and I also remember you expressing something about her terrible taste in food
like, she dragged you to a TGIF or Chili's or something similar
isn't she also a red head, thus invalidating all your points
wha?
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also doesn't she want you to read twilight or something else equally gay?
and I also remember you expressing something about her terrible taste in food
like, she dragged you to a TGIF or Chili's or something similar
isn't she also a red head, thus invalidating all your points
also doesn't she want you to read twilight or something else equally gay?
and I also remember you expressing something about her terrible taste in food
like, she dragged you to a TGIF or Chili's or something similar
isn't she also a red head, thus invalidating all your points
also doesn't she want you to read twilight or something else equally gay?
and I also remember you expressing something about her terrible taste in food
like, she dragged you to a TGIF or Chili's or something similar
isn't she also a red head, thus invalidating all your points
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wait a minute, was i crotch-grabbed by a married man?
i feel like such a naughty ladyboy
Shit yeah I need the cash.
Ain't nothing morally wrong with telling someone that they got off easy by not marrying a sleaze who can't break up with them properly.
Talk to Nikki.
I still haven't shot down the idea, but I'm on the fence. You guys are pushing me towards 'do it'.
Coran Attack!
The caller ain't being a dick. At most, the person ending the relationship is.
Why should I have to talk to General Sherman, you're dating her
i really like chili's endless tostada chips and salsa
mmmmm want that salsa
Darling Nikki?
Last I heard, from a fellow named Prince, she was caught in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.
I don't want to imagine the paper cuts.
Sometimes I love you Mully.
She's more Patton than she is Sherman.
Patton didn't burn Atlanta to the ground
Granted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GFq6usPg6U
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
that feelin....like god's own mercy. i can almost feel you dancing from here.
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son
Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one,
Psycho Dad!
Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad
Who's the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair!
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad
He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He's likes to eat it raw, He's Psycho Dad!
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
Seriously, the episode where Al gets stuck at the store and he wants to watch Hondo might be on the of the best episodes ever.
Coran Attack!
also:
National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood
Coran Attack!
isn't she also a red head, thus invalidating all your points
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ-Xz_5GKCg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB4LYHO9zhk
Some clips probably overlap, but they still crack me up
Coran Attack!
wha?
you enjoy manbutt
i must have lost those brain cells long ago.
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
He has a very good point