A sexual act performed by too gay men. This sexual act is like a 69er but it involves both men licking each others ring piece.
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In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Rockets refers to having two aces as your hole cards. This is usually seen as the holy grail of hold 'em hands and wins a very large majority of the time. Yet, seen by many neophytes as a terrible hand because 'they always get drawn out'. Chances you receive aces as your hole cards are .45%
When I was put on Vicodin after breaking my wrist I didn't shit for three days. On the end of that third day I let out a shit so mighty, so mind bogglingly epic, I spent a good hour on the can. Despite my tactfully placed mercy flushes, when the time came to give the final flush before wiping could commence, the toilet clogged. I spent like 10 minutes fighting that son of a bitch with the plunger before it went down. That was the worst shitting experience in my life.
When I was put on Vicodin after breaking my wrist I didn't shit for three days. On the end of that third day I let out a shit so mighty, so mind bogglingly epic, I spent a good hour on the can. Despite my tactfully placed mercy flushes, when the time came to give the final flush before wiping could commence, the toilet clogged. I spent like 10 minutes fighting that son of a bitch with the plunger before it went down. That was the worst shitting experience in my life.
When I was put on Vicodin after breaking my wrist I didn't shit for three days. On the end of that third day I let out a shit so mighty, so mind bogglingly epic, I spent a good hour on the can. Despite my tactfully placed mercy flushes, when the time came to give the final flush before wiping could commence, the toilet clogged. I spent like 10 minutes fighting that son of a bitch with the plunger before it went down. That was the worst shitting experience in my life.
When I was put on Vicodin after breaking my wrist I didn't shit for three days. On the end of that third day I let out a shit so mighty, so mind bogglingly epic, I spent a good hour on the can. Despite my tactfully placed mercy flushes, when the time came to give the final flush before wiping could commence, the toilet clogged. I spent like 10 minutes fighting that son of a bitch with the plunger before it went down. That was the worst shitting experience in my life.
Was it your first time to have vicodin?
Cause all I'll ever be able to get out when I've taken vicodin, tramadol, or percosets are little nuggets. Best just to man up and have some citrucel or metamucil around just for that.
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When I was put on Vicodin after breaking my wrist I didn't shit for three days. On the end of that third day I let out a shit so mighty, so mind bogglingly epic, I spent a good hour on the can. Despite my tactfully placed mercy flushes, when the time came to give the final flush before wiping could commence, the toilet clogged. I spent like 10 minutes fighting that son of a bitch with the plunger before it went down. That was the worst shitting experience in my life.
Was it your first time to have vicodin?
Cause all I'll ever be able to get out when I've taken vicodin, tramadol, or percosets are little nuggets. Best just to man up and have some citrucel or metamucil around just for that.
Yeah, that was actually. Unfortunately I wasn't warned of what effects it would have on my clockwork like shitting until it was far too late.
every time you get up from your seat you must call out, or declare graves, otherwise your seat is free game. however, you may not have graves on multiple seats, and once you sit somewhere else your graves on the previos seat is voided.
uhhhhhh yeah so thats interesting...but to keep on the farting topic, I hate when you fart and it BLASTS out and it hurts from the sheer force of the release.
every time you get up from your seat you must call out, or declare graves, otherwise your seat is free game. however, you may not have graves on multiple seats, and once you sit somewhere else your graves on the previos seat is voided.
uhhhhhh yeah so thats interesting...but to keep on the farting topic, I hate when you fart and it BLASTS out and it hurts from the sheer force of the release.
Have you ever sneezed while holding back a fart? That shit can get painful.
When I was in Kindergarten I shat my pants and sat in it until recess, just playin it off all cool-like, then the teachers noticed that I was waddling uncomfortably towards the playground, and I had to put on those spare clothes at the nurses office
fucking tattlers. I remember in nursery school this kid was like "Stick up your middle finger" "why?" "just do it and I'll tell you" *finger* "TEACHER!!!!" then for like 5 fuckin minutes I was in the goddamn corner for time out, and I had no idea what the hell just happened.
Well, the one guy lived with two kids under the age of 5, and the other....well, let's just say that he was much better suited to play Watson.
EDIT: So I eventually told both of them, and the one guy said, "Dude, I have two kids. I haven't smelled air that isn't tainted by fecal matter in four years."
The other one said, "Oh. Well, I thought you were kind of edgy and driving a little fast that night when you dropped me off."
mentally prepare before you actually sneeze so you don't go sprayin everywhere
yeah but i am allergic to pine tree pollen and right now everything outside is coated in yellow dust. so I sneeze in groups of 3 or 4 and after the second pee sneeze it's hard to brace yourself. You're in a state of chaos peein', sneezin' can't see, trying to recover and trying to remain pee focused but the third and fourth sneeze plunge you into a pee crazed spray of chaos and pain
its not like you plan on sneezing before you start pissin, duder
and once you start and then you feel the sneeze come on you don't really have time to stop the flow and switch positions and let go before you start sneezing
also seph the picture that post paints for me is tickles me so much i think im siggin that
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Fecal abortion?
I just thought it was my favorite robot master
haha
coat hanger up the butt
Edit: I just let another one go. The sequel was a lot better than the original.
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Sounds like a good night out.
Thanks.
Dayum, that post got some manifest goin on.
i won't spread your lies
Was it your first time to have vicodin?
Cause all I'll ever be able to get out when I've taken vicodin, tramadol, or percosets are little nuggets. Best just to man up and have some citrucel or metamucil around just for that.
Yeah, that was actually. Unfortunately I wasn't warned of what effects it would have on my clockwork like shitting until it was far too late.
every time you get up from your seat you must call out, or declare graves, otherwise your seat is free game. however, you may not have graves on multiple seats, and once you sit somewhere else your graves on the previos seat is voided.
uhhhhhh yeah so thats interesting...but to keep on the farting topic, I hate when you fart and it BLASTS out and it hurts from the sheer force of the release.
Have you ever sneezed while holding back a fart? That shit can get painful.
holy FUCK that hurts
air leaving your mouth at 100 mph and at the same time air is getting sucked in
they kinda meet in the middle of your throat and expand
when it happened to me, i periodically spat in the sink to make sure nothing was bleeding
Sometimes I get away with it, sometimes I don't.
The bad thing is if the girl farts during sex.
That can be a real moodbreaker.
Mainly because it's hard to stop laughing afterwards.
that sticks in your mind for a while
don't know what my ass does to produce such odors
but i want it to stop
We were sitting around a table at my friend's house playing a game of some kind.
So I leaned forward to move my armies or whatever the fuck it was and to squeeze off a round.
And I blew off a huge, bubbling serving of diahrreah right up my back.
And no one noticed for some reason.
that is disgustingly hilarious
Thats how alot of our Battletech games descented to was a farting contest.
So I managed to hold it off until the middl of the night, and then when everyone was asleep I let it rip.
The smell woke up everyone in the house, so of course i feigned sleep and then pretended it was the baby.
So I drove ten miles
With shit-filled pants
And a brown racing stripe up my back.
I took an hour-and-a-half long shower when I got home and threw the clothes in the garbage.
i have one of those somewhat wet farts and mentioned it to someone and they tattled and i had to go to the nurse and put on those stupid spare pants
ssssssschooPEEEEE OWWWWW MY DICK
SNNEEZE NO NOT AGA OWWWWWW
Well, the one guy lived with two kids under the age of 5, and the other....well, let's just say that he was much better suited to play Watson.
EDIT: So I eventually told both of them, and the one guy said, "Dude, I have two kids. I haven't smelled air that isn't tainted by fecal matter in four years."
The other one said, "Oh. Well, I thought you were kind of edgy and driving a little fast that night when you dropped me off."
you gotta brace for that turbulance
mentally prepare before you actually sneeze so you don't go sprayin everywhere
yeah but i am allergic to pine tree pollen and right now everything outside is coated in yellow dust. so I sneeze in groups of 3 or 4 and after the second pee sneeze it's hard to brace yourself. You're in a state of chaos peein', sneezin' can't see, trying to recover and trying to remain pee focused but the third and fourth sneeze plunge you into a pee crazed spray of chaos and pain
and once you start and then you feel the sneeze come on you don't really have time to stop the flow and switch positions and let go before you start sneezing
also seph the picture that post paints for me is tickles me so much i think im siggin that