something always really bothered me about smokey the bear. why is it wearing pants?
this is a good point. and if one is to assume that having pants is proper for bears where he is, why is he with two very young pantsless bear cubs in that image
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edited October 2009
He is also a park ranger. He gots to have pockets.
GRMikeThe Last Best Hope for HumanityThe God Pod Registered Userregular
edited October 2009
I was told I'd "make a good bear" from a gay couple I used to know. Then I looked it up and got kind of offended. I'm about 60 lbs and a lot more Streisand songs away from that.
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had sex with a lady last week 8-)
did she stroke your pubey shoulders
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too busy stroking my sasquatch arms
seriously
ladies know what they're getting into with me once they look at my forearms
well my arms are i guess
this is a good point. and if one is to assume that having pants is proper for bears where he is, why is he with two very young pantsless bear cubs in that image
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Now bears who just wear shirts? Fuck that.
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shit!I didn't know. I just learned what a queeny (?) was from my gay roommate. I have so much to learn about gay culture.
if I start now I'll just look like a retard
Plus, I'm a top.
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Although I don't think it works as well translated into American.
I guess the best approximation is pitcher/catcher
top is the pitcher?
I do not want hairy shoulders.
Satans..... hints.....
I just have the girlfriend use her fancy girl razor on me in the shower when they get too unruly
thankfully I don't have a hairy back, though.
Satans..... hints.....
I have however finished making the repulsar beam and that looks freaking sweet.
Satans..... hints.....
t crwth aren't you some kind of human/sasquatch hybrid
I was trying to grow a beard for christmas. It was up to about an inch long, then the boss at work made me shave it off.
I was gunna bleach it till it turned white, too.
Tell him you're doing it for charity.
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Also, shaving your body hair is for softcocks. Hairy shoulders? WAX IT MOTHERFUCKER. Or else you get stubbly little hairs poking through your shirt...
But I need my job to get money with which to procure gifts. I'd rather go beard-free than present-free.