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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    PENETRATION TIME C'MON

    Please tell me this wasn't how Orik asked you out.

    The last thing I need is straight people using my pickup lines

    nah it was the other way around

    it's true, too.
    Except I put it vaguely more tastefully at
    "Hey so want to fuck...?"

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "hey uh so.. you wanna fuck" is about as tasteful as wanting to fuck gets

    pillow on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Dachshund wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »

    A sport shirt is a button down, collared shirt made in fabrics that are not dressy

    Oh. A polo shirt. I see.
    He's talking about these things.

    Ha ha ha they're trying to build business, not restrict themselves to a dying market share.
    :^:

    Man what can you wear a polo with? Can't add a tie. Looks stupid with a sport coat. Polos are all "yep look at this it's the only thing I got on my upper body just a lonely shirt." I guess they just aren't for me maaaaann I like accessories too much

    Also we sure failed at changing the topic huh

    you're fucking stupid

    Yeah, just multiclass a level of Hipster. You can wear any equipment without penalty.

    I am a fucking stupid non-hipster thanks

    yeah, polos are hipster shirts

    riiiiiight

    Druhim on
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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    They are when you layer them or pop the collars.

    Any of you do that, I swear I will hunt you down and fix your shirts.

    Cyvros on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    "hey uh so.. you wanna fuck" is about as tasteful as wanting to fuck gets

    Yep, and that's exactly what I wanted!
    Little did I know what it would turn into....

    :3

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Polo shirts are for playing polo in.

    Polo shirts were invented by Marco Polo.

    Marco Polo and Titus Pullo got into a fight once over shirt designs because their names were too similar.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    alas

    i have been booty call'd

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Polo shirts are for playing polo in.

    Polo shirts were invented by Marco Polo.

    Marco Polo and Titus Pullo got into a fight once over shirt designs because their names were too similar.

    Tell me more.

    bombardier on
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    zoom. zip. smash.zoom. zip. smash. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    They are when you layer them or pop the collars.

    Any of you do that, I swear I will hunt you down and fix your shirts.

    I think that's less hipster and more dudebro. One is self-conciously sub-culture and the other is completely oblivious to any culture at all.

    zoom. zip. smash. on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    They are when you layer them or pop the collars.

    Any of you do that, I swear I will hunt you down and fix your shirts.

    No, that's what you do when you call your friends "bro" and "brah" and you have mad keggers all the time

    E: z.z.s., I like you already

    AMP'd on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    alas

    i have been booty call'd



    well more like booty-your-ass-flown-across-the-country but yes!

    Trillian on

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    wait

    layer like. . .multiple polos

    or like, wear a polo and then wear a sweater

    Abracadaniel on
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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    alas

    i have been booty call'd

    but it was a booty call from destiny

    a booty call of love, if you will

    pillow on
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    "hey uh so.. you wanna fuck" is about as tasteful as wanting to fuck gets

    Yep, and that's exactly what I wanted!
    Little did I know what it would turn into....

    :3

    Another forumer lost to Team Jacob

    Fiz on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    alas

    i have been booty call'd

    but it was a booty call from destiny

    a booty call of love, if you will

    this is now my favourite phrase ever

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    "hey uh so.. you wanna fuck" is about as tasteful as wanting to fuck gets

    Yep, and that's exactly what I wanted!
    Little did I know what it would turn into....

    :3

    Another forumer lost to Team Jacob

    is that a twilight reference?
    You're such a faggot, fiz.

    Trillian on

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    edited November 2009
    Those are pretty nice shirts.

    Khoo you need to get somebody on changing the favicon to something other than the yahoo Y!

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    alas

    i have been booty call'd

    but it was a booty call from destiny

    a booty call of love, if you will

    this is now my favourite phrase ever

    I am about as romantic as it gets.

    This isn't really sarcasm, either.

    :winky:

    pillow on
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    "hey uh so.. you wanna fuck" is about as tasteful as wanting to fuck gets

    Yep, and that's exactly what I wanted!
    Little did I know what it would turn into....

    :3

    Another forumer lost to Team Jacob

    is that a twilight reference?
    You're such a faggot, fiz.

    One of these days I will read the books or see one of the movies and understand any of these Burger King jokes

    Fiz on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    They are when you layer them or pop the collars.

    Any of you do that, I swear I will hunt you down and fix your shirts.

    those aren't hipsters though
    those are frat boys or bros
    not even fucking close

    Druhim on
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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    also

    I have never read the books or seen the movies, but I'm totally team jacob.

    pillow on
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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    They are when you layer them or pop the collars.

    Any of you do that, I swear I will hunt you down and fix your shirts.

    I think that's less hipster and more dudebro. One is self-conciously sub-culture and the other is completely oblivious to any culture at all.
    Australia is evidently fucking weird.

    Cyvros on
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bombardier wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Polo shirts are for playing polo in.

    Polo shirts were invented by Marco Polo.

    Marco Polo and Titus Pullo got into a fight once over shirt designs because their names were too similar.

    Tell me more.

    Titus Pullo would have kicked the fuck out of Marco.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    They are when you layer them or pop the collars.

    Any of you do that, I swear I will hunt you down and fix your shirts.

    I think that's less hipster and more dudebro. One is self-conciously sub-culture and the other is completely oblivious to any culture at all.
    Australia is evidently fucking weird.

    No fucking kidding

    AMP'd on
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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    wait

    layer like. . .multiple polos

    or like, wear a polo and then wear a sweater
    Weeell, the former, unfortunately.

    Cyvros on
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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    They are when you layer them or pop the collars.

    Any of you do that, I swear I will hunt you down and fix your shirts.

    those aren't hipsters though
    those are frat boys or bros
    not even fucking close
    Hipsters do it in Australia. It's like popped collar on a pink polo underneath a green polo, both of which are tucked into white shorts with a brown belt, and sunnies and brown sandals or something like that to top it all off.

    This is the most common combination I see on people and mannequins.

    Cyvros on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    god damn it I just can't stay mean

    Larlar on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    wait

    layer like. . .multiple polos

    or like, wear a polo and then wear a sweater
    Weeell, the former, unfortunately.

    ah okay

    cause I got a new sweater and the polos I got look pretty good with it is all

    Abracadaniel on
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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    wait

    layer like. . .multiple polos

    or like, wear a polo and then wear a sweater
    Weeell, the former, unfortunately.

    ah okay

    cause I got a new sweater and the polos I got look pretty good with it is all
    I like polos and V-neck sweaters. Mostly because I can't work crewneck sweaters properly. I know the theory, it just looks awful in practice.

    Cyvros on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I saw a really nice sweater today while shopping with the girlfriend and was like

    "Fuck that's a nice sweater"

    "It's a girls sweater"

    "Damnit. . ."

    and then she went and bought it just to rub it in my face :(

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    edited November 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I saw a really nice sweater today while shopping with the girlfriend and was like

    "Fuck that's a nice sweater"

    "It's a girls sweater"

    "Damnit. . ."

    and then she went and bought it just to rub it in my face :(

    on the plus side, you get to look at it

    alternately: on the plus side, she's rubbing it in your face

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    They are when you layer them or pop the collars.

    Any of you do that, I swear I will hunt you down and fix your shirts.

    those aren't hipsters though
    those are frat boys or bros
    not even fucking close
    Hipsters do it in Australia. It's like popped collar on a pink polo underneath a green polo, both of which are tucked into white shorts with a brown belt, and sunnies and brown sandals or something like that to top it all off.

    This is the most common combination I see on people and mannequins.

    Then they're fake hipsters. Popped collars are the universal signal for "I'm a douchebag" for hipsters.

    Fake hipsters are the people who literally enjoy bands like Brokencyde and that emo/hip hop/ew disgusting mashup.

    Baroque And Roll on
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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I saw a really nice sweater today while shopping with the girlfriend and was like

    "Fuck that's a nice sweater"

    "It's a girls sweater"

    "Damnit. . ."

    and then she went and bought it just to rub it in my face :(
    Take it to a tailor when she's out. Make it yours.

    A ha ha ha ha ha!

    A ha ha ha ha haaa!

    Cyvros on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm so glad Baroque is here

    AMP'd on
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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    They are when you layer them or pop the collars.

    Any of you do that, I swear I will hunt you down and fix your shirts.

    those aren't hipsters though
    those are frat boys or bros
    not even fucking close
    Hipsters do it in Australia. It's like popped collar on a pink polo underneath a green polo, both of which are tucked into white shorts with a brown belt, and sunnies and brown sandals or something like that to top it all off.

    This is the most common combination I see on people and mannequins.

    Then they're fake hipsters. Popped collars are the universal signal for "I'm a douchebag" for hipsters.

    Fake hipsters are the people who literally enjoy bands like Brokencyde and that emo/hip hop/ew disgusting mashup.
    Then I shall buy a thousand Post-It notes, scribble on them and label these fake hipsters appropriately.

    Also, I shall hate you forever for bringing that memory of Brokencyde back to the surface of my mind.

    I hate you.

    :cry:

    Cyvros on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    okay I just tried it on and it's definitely a lady sweater

    it's probably not worth getting altered, and it scored me a free sweater due to their BOGO sale

    Abracadaniel on
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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    They are when you layer them or pop the collars.

    Any of you do that, I swear I will hunt you down and fix your shirts.

    those aren't hipsters though
    those are frat boys or bros
    not even fucking close
    Hipsters do it in Australia. It's like popped collar on a pink polo underneath a green polo, both of which are tucked into white shorts with a brown belt, and sunnies and brown sandals or something like that to top it all off.

    This is the most common combination I see on people and mannequins.

    Then they're fake hipsters. Popped collars are the universal signal for "I'm a douchebag" for hipsters.

    Fake hipsters are the people who literally enjoy bands like Brokencyde and that emo/hip hop/ew disgusting mashup.
    Then I shall buy a thousand Post-It notes, scribble on them and label these fake hipsters appropriately.

    Also, I shall hate you forever for bringing that memory of Brokencyde back to the surface of my mind.

    I hate you.

    :cry:

    We all gotta face the truth sometime, dawg. IT HAPPENED, MAN.

    t AMP'd - Hey. What's up? I just got done belting out Rock Band vocals for songs that are way out of my vocal range.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What's up is I should go to bed sometime soon, it's 2 AM here

    Also I played Rock Band the other day for the first time in forever, that was rough

    AMP'd on
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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pffffffft. I've slept like 3 of the last 55 hours. This ain't no thang.

    Baroque And Roll on
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What is this I hear about Hipsters embracing Heavy Metal as their own?

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