Bah girl's down in the dumps and stressed about going to work tomorrow rather than just sleeping in.
I set my alarm for an hour before she has to be in work (waaaaay before I need to be awake) and I want to text her something to start her day with a smile.
Maybe an MMS. I can draw a picture of us mud wrestling or something.
Yeah, to like, get permission to write this paper next semester I have to go to one teacher and get them to print something out then get one teacher to sign on as a primary reader and one teacher to sign on as a secondary reader and then attach a full page biliography and an opening thesis paragraph, and then give all this to another teacher for approval.
Just to write a fucking paper.
it's amazing the things they let get in the way of a student doing work.
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edited December 2009
Every once in a while, I look up the definition of a word in my computer's dictionary, and an awesome little lesson about word use pops up. You never know when you'll get one, you just have to notice that the word you looked up seems to have a definition about 3 times longer than it should be. I'll share the one I found just now, looking up "nonsense".
THE RIGHT WORD
If you write or speak in an obscure, senseless, or unintelligible manner, you'll probably be accused of producing nonsense. It is the most general of these nouns and may refer to behavior as well as to what is said (: the demonstrators were told in no uncertain terms to stop this nonsense or leave the room).
Twaddle refers to silly, empty utterances from people who know nothing about a subject but who write or talk about it anyway (: I was sick of her twaddle about the dangers of electromagnetic fields).
Bunk (short for bunkum) applies to an utterance that strikes the popular fancy even though it is lacking in worth or substance (: the speech, which received enthusiastic applause, was pure bunk).
Poppycock applies to nonsense that is full of complex, confused, or clichéd ideas (: the report was a strange combination of logical thinking and outright poppycock).
Bull is a slang term for deceitful and often boastful writing or speech (: he gave them a line of bull).
Perhaps the most insulting of these terms is drivel, which implies a steady flow of inane, idle, or nonsensical speech or writing similar to what might be expected from a very young child or an idiot (: his first novel was full of romantic drivel).
As users of a debate forum, we would do well to know all these words and utilize well the shades of meaning between them.
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The thing is, if I had a tuxedo I would make up excuses to wear it. I love dressing up. It would be nice to have something nicer than my regular ol' two-button suit that would match evening gowns more properly.
Also I would look fantastic having afternoon tea at the Empress or for other fancy activities I would otherwise feel odd doing.
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
The thing is, if I had a tuxedo I would make up excuses to wear it. I love dressing up. It would be nice to have something nicer than my regular ol' two-button suit that would match evening gowns more properly.
Also I would look fantastic having afternoon tea at the Empress or for other fancy activities I would otherwise feel odd doing.
List of people that own tuxedos:
butlers
lounge piano players
bathroom attendants
James Bond
magicians
concierges
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Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
The thing is, if I had a tuxedo I would make up excuses to wear it. I love dressing up. It would be nice to have something nicer than my regular ol' two-button suit that would match evening gowns more properly.
Also I would look fantastic having afternoon tea at the Empress or for other fancy activities I would otherwise feel odd doing.
List of people that own tuxedos:
butlers
lounge piano players
bathroom attendants
James Bond
magicians
concierges
those are all badass what's your point?
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The thing is, if I had a tuxedo I would make up excuses to wear it. I love dressing up. It would be nice to have something nicer than my regular ol' two-button suit that would match evening gowns more properly.
Also I would look fantastic having afternoon tea at the Empress or for other fancy activities I would otherwise feel odd doing.
List of people that own tuxedos:
butlers
lounge piano players
bathroom attendants
James Bond
magicians
concierges
those are all badass what's your point?
Yeah, love those stories about badass bathroom attendants.
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Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
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I set my alarm for an hour before she has to be in work (waaaaay before I need to be awake) and I want to text her something to start her day with a smile.
Maybe an MMS. I can draw a picture of us mud wrestling or something.
*think*
hi mike
man
o.o
it's amazing the things they let get in the way of a student doing work.
god damn it
As users of a debate forum, we would do well to know all these words and utilize well the shades of meaning between them.
No.
Face Twit Rav Gram
please don't hit me
I didn't mean it
*suspicious*
How are you this fine (in your case) early morning?
Face Twit Rav Gram
should be a good time
I've had the jar of honey av for a while. Then I had the Cutethulhu sig with the Thanksgiving av. Now I've got the Christmas av with the Christmas sig. Nothing nefarious going on here.
NOTHING TO SEE, MOVE ALONG, MOVE ALONG.
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Nah
I dote on her more than she does on me, because I am a super involved person
She does do very nice things for me, though- just not as regularly
oh I have sigs turned off
Tim Burton exhibit?
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Also I would look fantastic having afternoon tea at the Empress or for other fancy activities I would otherwise feel odd doing.
So you don't even see your own. Perfect. Might I suggest you make yours this image?
Face Twit Rav Gram
yes, that's right
skippy i will slap you and then steal all your weed
yes
Cool. You'll have to tell me how it is.
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no sir
even though I can't see it
it adds to the cuteness of my posts
I MOSTLY BROWSE THE FORUMS AT WORK
I CANT HAVE YOUR DOODADS CLUTTERING UP MY XCEL SPRED SHEETS AND WORK DOCS .DOCX
that still kinda looks like a beaker full of urine
and that brush thingy reminds me of the thing I use to scrub my toilet
that's actually great. I support this.
List of people that own tuxedos:
butlers
lounge piano players
bathroom attendants
James Bond
magicians
concierges
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
those are all badass what's your point?
It's a honey dipper, dammit.
First someone thinks it's a euphemism for sex.
Then it's a jar of pee.
Now there's a toilet brush involved?!
What are you people, [chat]ters or something?
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Yeah, love those stories about badass bathroom attendants.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)