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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Horrible Bastard discovers amazing Nerdcore UK artist
    "Why haven't I heard of Scroobius Pip before?" he laments.

    J. Grant on
    FAILURE TO FIRE - TWO LUMPS - MANUEL THE WONDER SNAIL
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    Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Student Recovers From Food Poisoning Last Night
    That you Jesus for the Discovery Channel

    Akilae729 on
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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Horrible Bastard discovers amazing Nerdcore UK artist
    "Why haven't I heard of Scroobius Pip before?" he laments.


    Thou Shall Think for Yourself!
    [insert popular band from the past 40 years here] was just a band.


    Pretty good find, J.Grant.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    Forumer starts watching Stranger Than Fiction
    Reported to be "VERY HAPPY" now

    That is such a good movie
    I mean seriously, it's way better than a movie about a guy who works at the IRS has any right to be

    TheySlashThem on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wow
    Lax standards you have there, Darth

    Quitcherbitchin'
    She's making me a scarf, dude.

    I'm Having Trouble With Nap's Hat
    I think I'll work on your scarf until I figure out how to fix it.
    Noooooooooooooooooo
    ooooooooooooooooooo!

    naporeon on
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    taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    School District Tech Losing Patience Slowly
    Considering starting a new thread about it

    taoistlumberjak on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man Feels Like Shit After 4 Day Stag Do Bender
    Why the fuck do I do these things? I'm too old for this shit.

    Silmaril on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    I like Maximo Park
    Our Velocity is a really great track. Also, my throat seems to be full of bubbles. Or scum. It ripples whenever I breathe. Possibly dying

    bongi on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Noooooooooooooooooo
    ooooooooooooooooooo!

    Do You Taste That, Naporeon?
    That's the taste of defeat.

    Darth Waiter on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    i don't think defeat has a flavour

    bongi on
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Defeat tastes like boners.

    Defender on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    no that's victory

    defeat has an aroma, not a flavour

    bongi on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Research Suggests That Defeat Has A Flavor
    Losers taste ash; winners taste chicken

    Darth Waiter on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    i'll research you!

    bongi on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hat Turns Out Way Too Fucking Small
    Creator annoyed at waste of time, yarn; wonders wtf went wrong

    Sheri on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    Hahahaha
    How small is it?

    bongi on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bongi Throws Out Attempt At Insult
    Insult reported as a failure; innuendo imminent

    Darth Waiter on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    I'll innuendo
    You!

    bongi on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Hahahaha
    How small is it?

    Too Small For My Head
    Maybe I can give it to my cousin or something but man I am so annoyed

    Sheri on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Hahahaha
    How small is it?

    Too Small For My Head
    Maybe I can give it to my cousin or something but man I am so annoyed
    Oh Dear....
    If it's too small for you, there is no hope for it fitting my enormous noggin

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    I'll innuendo
    You!
    You
    Wish

    Darth Waiter on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Hahahaha
    How small is it?

    Too Small For My Head
    Maybe I can give it to my cousin or something but man I am so annoyed
    Oh Dear....
    If it's too small for you, there is no hope for it fitting my enormous noggin

    Use it
    As a penis warmer

    bongi on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    I'll innuendo
    You!
    You
    Wish

    In your
    Dreams

    bongi on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    In your
    Dreams

    Well...
    Duh!

    Darth Waiter on
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Forumer seeks employment
    How the FUCK am I going to pay for college?

    Sami on
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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Forumer seeks employment
    How the FUCK am I going to pay for college?

    Study Shows that Prostitution is Lucrative
    Also shows prostitution to be more enjoyable than regular employment.

    msuitepyon on
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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lunatic takes razor to local woman's back, and slices off a bit of her flesh

    "Lunatic" actually a doctor, and it was a possibly cancerous mole. It still hurts



    ow

    MulysaSempronius on
    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Forumer seeks employment
    How the FUCK am I going to pay for college?

    Study Shows that Prostitution is Lucrative
    Study also shows prostitution to be more enjoyable than regular employment.

    New industry progressively gaining interest
    Was that a proposition?

    Sami on
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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Forumer seeks employment
    How the FUCK am I going to pay for college?

    Study Shows that Prostitution is Lucrative
    Study also shows prostitution to be more enjoyable than regular employment.

    New industry progressively gaining interest
    Was that a proposition?

    Local Forumer Seeks Enjoyment
    "All this cash isn't going to spend itself!" Forumer exclaims.

    msuitepyon on
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Forumer seeks employment
    How the FUCK am I going to pay for college?

    Study Shows that Prostitution is Lucrative
    Study also shows prostitution to be more enjoyable than regular employment.

    New industry progressively gaining interest
    Was that a proposition?

    Local Forumer Seeks Enjoyment
    "All this cash isn't going to spend itself!" Forumer exclaims.

    The Docks: More fun than we thought?
    As soon as I get back from class it is

    Sami on
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    redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hardworking Forumer Pays off More Debts
    After paying out more than $3000 last week only has $900 more to go until debts are cleared

    redimpulse on
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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Forumer seeks employment
    How the FUCK am I going to pay for college?

    Study Shows that Prostitution is Lucrative
    Study also shows prostitution to be more enjoyable than regular employment.

    New industry progressively gaining interest
    Was that a proposition?

    Local Forumer Seeks Enjoyment
    "All this cash isn't going to spend itself!" Forumer exclaims.

    The Docks: More fun than we thought?
    As soon as I get back from class it is

    Aww yeah
    Aww yeah

    msuitepyon on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    In your
    Dreams

    Well...
    Duh!

    Sorry
    I don't go for bald guys

    bongi on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man Wakes to Find Several Text Messages from Pissed Off Girlfriend
    "WTF DID I DO?!" man inquires. Fails to understand reasoning behind the fued.

    tugga on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Women are dumb drama-fags
    This is a fact

    Wren on
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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
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    MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man feels ill, desires sleep
    But damnit, I have to go to classes today

    Mathilda on
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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Pumpkins A-Poppin' in Dallas Man's Backyard Garden
    Overnight sprouts also include Asparagus, Canteloupe, Peas

    J. Grant on
    FAILURE TO FIRE - TWO LUMPS - MANUEL THE WONDER SNAIL
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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Local Student Sick and Shaking
    "Where the fuck did I pick this up?" He States

    Nucsh on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Local man prepares for emergency busines trip to datacenter in D.C.
    It's where the interwebs LIVE, he exclaims

    Stale on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Hahahaha
    How small is it?

    Too Small For My Head
    Maybe I can give it to my cousin or something but man I am so annoyed
    Oh Dear....
    If it's too small for you, there is no hope for it fitting my enormous noggin

    Crochet-Obsessed Woman Promises Delivery of Hat
    Says, 'I'll just frog it and try again, I guess.'

    Sheri on
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