Seriously meant to believe that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba can't get a date?
If Jessica Alba ever has trouble getting a date, she should feel free to call me. I will be on the next plane into the mouth of hell itself if that's where she wants to go.
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Seriously meant to believe that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba can't get a date?
If Jessica Alba ever has trouble getting a date, she should feel free to call me. I will be on the next plane into the mouth of hell itself if that's where she wants to go.
I'm pretty sure there is a line for that.
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Seriously meant to believe that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba can't get a date?
If Jessica Alba ever has trouble getting a date, she should feel free to call me. I will be on the next plane into the mouth of hell itself if that's where she wants to go.
Seriously meant to believe that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba can't get a date?
If Jessica Alba ever has trouble getting a date, she should feel free to call me. I will be on the next plane into the mouth of hell itself if that's where she wants to go.
I'm pretty sure there is a line for that.
Does anyone in the line have a tire iron? No?
Good, then I'm at the front.
I'm pretty sure the line is full of guys with Katanas and guns.
Seriously meant to believe that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba can't get a date?
If Jessica Alba ever has trouble getting a date, she should feel free to call me. I will be on the next plane into the mouth of hell itself if that's where she wants to go.
I'm pretty sure there is a line for that.
Does anyone in the line have a tire iron? No?
Good, then I'm at the front.
What is it with you and tire irons? If you're not getting beaten with one, you're beating someone up with one.
I think Jessica Alba would whine a lot about how nobody takes her seriously as an actress.
Simple solution for that.
Rehearse with her every night at the expense of your sex life because you know that career success will ultimately be more rewarding for her, and you just want her to be happy?
Right now I'm tall but I'm not 'tower over most dudes' tall
6'3" seems like the tallest you can get without starting to feel 'freaky' tall... like, any taller than 6'3" and you're known as "my tall friend, John"
Right now I'm tall but I'm not 'tower over most dudes' tall
6'3" seems like the tallest you can get without starting to feel 'freaky' tall... like, any taller than 6'3" and you're known as "my tall friend, John"
6'3" seems perfect
It's pretty meh, to be honest. Plus, it royally sucks to have to be careful with sleeve lengths. An Oxford does NOT look right when the cuffs are around your forearms.
Right now I'm tall but I'm not 'tower over most dudes' tall
6'3" seems like the tallest you can get without starting to feel 'freaky' tall... like, any taller than 6'3" and you're known as "my tall friend, John"
6'3" seems perfect
6'3" is awesome. You should really try it, but I hear good things about 6'4" too.
Rehearse with her every night at the expense of your sex life because you know that career success will ultimately be more rewarding for her, and you just want her to be happy?
Wow, holy shit. The TSA is now saying that you can't use any electronics on international flights coming to the US for the entire duration of the flight.
While terrorists try to destroy airplanes, the TSA is trying to destroy the Airlines.
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Wow, holy shit. The TSA is now saying that you can't use any electronics on international flights coming to the US for the entire duration of the flight.
While terrorists try to destroy airplanes, the TSA is trying to destroy the Airlines.
Wow, holy shit. The TSA is now saying that you can't use any electronics on international flights coming to the US for the entire duration of the flight.
While terrorists try to destroy airplanes, the TSA is trying to destroy the Airlines.
We can only hope that this leads to the end of the TSA and the massive waste of time they represent.
Wow, holy shit. The TSA is now saying that you can't use any electronics on international flights coming to the US for the entire duration of the flight.
While terrorists try to destroy airplanes, the TSA is trying to destroy the Airlines.
They were also talking about banning people from having anything in their lap or from getting up and going to the bathroom for the last hour of a flight.
This whole "appearance of good security" thing is starting to go way too far.
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So you make them whip it out before hand, make sure they are going to be big enough?
Ipods have something, as well.
That statement is as confusing as it is inaccurate!
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
I'm pretty sure there is a line for that.
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Good, then I'm at the front.
I'm pretty sure the line is full of guys with Katanas and guns.
What is it with you and tire irons? If you're not getting beaten with one, you're beating someone up with one.
i have standards
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https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Simple solution for that.
Are Jewish guys known for their prodigious wieners?
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Now you see why she's celibate.
Rehearse with her every night at the expense of your sex life because you know that career success will ultimately be more rewarding for her, and you just want her to be happy?
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Right now I'm tall but I'm not 'tower over most dudes' tall
6'3" seems like the tallest you can get without starting to feel 'freaky' tall... like, any taller than 6'3" and you're known as "my tall friend, John"
6'3" seems perfect
Does it invole a penis in her mouth?
i think you may need to look this one up in urbandictionary kiddo
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I like how none of the people who sign their posts use their signatures for that purpose
Also, where?
It's pretty meh, to be honest. Plus, it royally sucks to have to be careful with sleeve lengths. An Oxford does NOT look right when the cuffs are around your forearms.
6'3" is awesome. You should really try it, but I hear good things about 6'4" too.
And awkward come ons.
And also I'm not really sure how to use commas.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
While terrorists try to destroy airplanes, the TSA is trying to destroy the Airlines.
yo this is my creative expression
i can do it how i LIKE
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....
I'm very angry now.
Let's cast a bunch of good looking people in a movie about them not being able to find dates/love for Valentine's Day.
Like.
What.
~eddy
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Well, that notwithstanding, you are not fat Ms. Hakkes
what
oh God
fuck you, Israeli family
we are never going to see each other again
You just signed your death warrant.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
They're so big they have to cut off the tip in order to fit in most women.
We can only hope that this leads to the end of the TSA and the massive waste of time they represent.
This whole "appearance of good security" thing is starting to go way too far.