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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    Holy shit the weirdest thing just happened at the Chinese restaurant

    I feel like a white knight

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh god, this is wonderful:
    Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

    User: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

    Cleverbot: Keep going.

    User: Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!

    Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all Our hearts so true.

    User: Our courage will pull us through!

    Cleverbot: You teach me.

    User: And I'll teach you.

    Cleverbot: Pokemon.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    David Lynch should never be mentioned in any capacity whatsoever. That man is worse than Hitler. If I had a choice to either erase WWII and the holocaust from history or to erase David Lynch from history, I'd pick the latter without hesitation.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Does anyone give Kevin Smith shit for having appearances in all his movies?

    to be fair he is one of his own characters and I don't really class him in the same ranks as even Tarantino...

    I don't think anyone does, he's a director of function for the fact that he's a writer, and comedy is way different obviously.

    the fact that it's comedy also would change the view of him acting in it I'm sure. generally a comedian (which he technically isn't but is in a lot of ways) will act in shit they write.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Frank's IS the best.

    OH! Frank's.

    I thought "franks"... like hotdogs... I was gonna barf.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    today i discovered that tobasco can go on pizza.

    you think tobasco is good, try franks
    shit will change your life

    Like... little slices of hot dog? I could see it.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    David Lynch should never be mentioned in any capacity whatsoever. That man is worse than Hitler. If I had a choice to either erase WWII and the holocaust from history or to erase David Lynch from history, I'd pick the latter without hesitation.

    I would rather watch Blue Velvet than go back in time and stop all of the atrocities committed in concentration camps.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Holy shit the weirdest thing just happened at the Chinese restaurant

    I feel like a white knight

    You fucked the village bicycle while wearing chain mail.

    Wash on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Does anyone give Kevin Smith shit for having appearances in all his movies?

    I was thinking the same thing.

    Once again, with him and Tarantino, I've never seen them in a role in their own movies that didn't work.

    Kevin Smith is a better actor than Tarantino. He was a supporting character in some stupid romcom I saw when I was stuck in Greenland and while the movie was terrible and his acting wasn't brilliant, it also wasn't distracting. Like I wasn't constantly all "hey it's Kevin Smith"

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    today i discovered that tobasco can go on pizza.

    you think tobasco is good, try franks
    shit will change your life

    Like... little slices of hot dog? I could see it.

    Frank's RedHot biotch

    it is the best thing

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Holy shit the weirdest thing just happened at the Chinese restaurant

    I feel like a white knight

    jew jitsu saved the day?

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Holy shit the weirdest thing just happened at the Chinese restaurant

    I feel like a white knight

    HANS

    I'm your WHITE KNIGHT

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable. Who are the dudes?

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Also Silent Bob is quite likeable, but Tarantino is incredibly annoying when he acts.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2009
    I dunno, the Holocaust was p. bad

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    David Lynch should never be mentioned in any capacity whatsoever. That man is worse than Hitler. If I had a choice to either erase WWII and the holocaust from history or to erase David Lynch from history, I'd pick the latter without hesitation.

    you are the wrongest godwin ever

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    As far as auters go, I'd say that the main ones working today are

    Lars Von Trier
    Krzysztof Kieslowski.
    The Cohen Brothers
    Wes Anderson
    Michel Gondry
    Werner Herzog
    David Lynch

    Oh yeah I forgot about your Michael Gondry thing.

    I guess I'd add Spike Jonze and Spike Lee.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Does anyone give Kevin Smith shit for having appearances in all his movies?

    I was thinking the same thing.

    Once again, with him and Tarantino, I've never seen them in a role in their own movies that didn't work.

    Kevin Smith is a better actor than Tarantino. He was a supporting character in some stupid romcom I saw when I was stuck in Greenland and while the movie was terrible and his acting wasn't brilliant, it also wasn't distracting. Like I wasn't constantly all "hey it's Kevin Smith"

    yes. I watched it because of him being in it (I'm a big fan, not "his movies are the best" I just like the guy and find all his shit to be enjoyable, anyway...) he was the only good part of the movie but made it worth it. He got called out in reviews in that capacity as well. I forgot about that completely. thank you.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ugh auteur ugh.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I dunno, the Holocaust was p. bad

    Have you ever seen the Lost Highway? I think if you had, you'd agree that six million dead Jews would be worth a reality without that shit.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My favorite hot sauce is Louisiana hot sauce.

    OM NOM

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'd definitely add Spike Lee. I don't know if Spike Jonze has a distinct enough style to really be put in with those dudes.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I saw From Dusk Till Dawn before I knew who Tarantino was. He wasn't very good, but he also wasn't distracting.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Holy shit the weirdest thing just happened at the Chinese restaurant

    I feel like a white knight

    story time?

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    My favorite hot sauce is Louisiana hot sauce.

    OM NOM

    .... Frank's is a Louisiana hot sauce

    cayenne ftw mothafuckas


    ok I think I need some sleep

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable. Who are the dudes?

    directors; kubrick, fellini, bergman, kurosawa, and hitchcock.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Does anyone give Kevin Smith shit for having appearances in all his movies?

    I was thinking the same thing.

    Once again, with him and Tarantino, I've never seen them in a role in their own movies that didn't work.

    Kevin Smith is a better actor than Tarantino. He was a supporting character in some stupid romcom I saw when I was stuck in Greenland and while the movie was terrible and his acting wasn't brilliant, it also wasn't distracting. Like I wasn't constantly all "hey it's Kevin Smith"

    yes. I watched it because of him being in it (I'm a big fan, not "his movies are the best" I just like the guy and find all his shit to be enjoyable, anyway...) he was the only good part of the movie but made it worth it. He got called out in reviews in that capacity as well. I forgot about that completely. thank you.

    What's funny is that the other actors in that movie were distracting. Like I was constantly all "Oh yeah it's Jennifer Garner" and "Hey there is Juliette Lewis"

    Mostly I spent that movie trying to figure out whether it was actually filmed in Boulder or not.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    My favorite hot sauce is Louisiana hot sauce.

    OM NOM

    .... Frank's is a Louisiana hot sauce

    cayenne ftw mothafuckas


    ok I think I need some sleep

    Well I will have to try this brand then.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Holy shit the weirdest thing just happened at the Chinese restaurant

    I feel like a white knight

    did you rescue a damsel from the terror of the pork fried rice

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gods. I was partying in a limo until like 5 AM and didn't crash out until closer to 6:30. It was the most live birthday party I've seen in years. I am so goddamn exhausted.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Does anyone give Kevin Smith shit for having appearances in all his movies?

    I was thinking the same thing.

    Once again, with him and Tarantino, I've never seen them in a role in their own movies that didn't work.

    Kevin Smith is a better actor than Tarantino. He was a supporting character in some stupid romcom I saw when I was stuck in Greenland and while the movie was terrible and his acting wasn't brilliant, it also wasn't distracting. Like I wasn't constantly all "hey it's Kevin Smith"

    yes. I watched it because of him being in it (I'm a big fan, not "his movies are the best" I just like the guy and find all his shit to be enjoyable, anyway...) he was the only good part of the movie but made it worth it. He got called out in reviews in that capacity as well. I forgot about that completely. thank you.

    What's funny is that the other actors in that movie were distracting. Like I was constantly all "Oh yeah it's Jennifer Garner" and "Hey there is Juliette Lewis"

    Mostly I spent that movie trying to figure out whether it was actually filmed in Boulder or not.

    Parts were. I stumbled across them shooting some shit on Pearl Street Mall many years back.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Holy shit the weirdest thing just happened at the Chinese restaurant

    I feel like a white knight

    did you rescue a damsel from the terror of the pork fried rice

    hakkes! that's a horrible term for our good friends from the Orient!

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Gods. I was partying in a limo until like 5 AM and didn't crash out until closer to 6:30. It was the most live birthday party I've seen in years. I am so goddamn exhausted.

    D:

    What the fuck

    were you at some super sweet 16 young man

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable. Who are the dudes?

    directors; kubrick, fellini, bergman, kurosawa, and hitchcock.

    I never realized how much Stanley Kubrick resembled a deranged Salman Rushdie after he let himself go.

    I think that everyone got ugly in the 70s

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Does anyone give Kevin Smith shit for having appearances in all his movies?

    I was thinking the same thing.

    Once again, with him and Tarantino, I've never seen them in a role in their own movies that didn't work.

    Kevin Smith is a better actor than Tarantino. He was a supporting character in some stupid romcom I saw when I was stuck in Greenland and while the movie was terrible and his acting wasn't brilliant, it also wasn't distracting. Like I wasn't constantly all "hey it's Kevin Smith"

    yes. I watched it because of him being in it (I'm a big fan, not "his movies are the best" I just like the guy and find all his shit to be enjoyable, anyway...) he was the only good part of the movie but made it worth it. He got called out in reviews in that capacity as well. I forgot about that completely. thank you.

    What's funny is that the other actors in that movie were distracting. Like I was constantly all "Oh yeah it's Jennifer Garner" and "Hey there is Juliette Lewis"

    Mostly I spent that movie trying to figure out whether it was actually filmed in Boulder or not.

    I spent it trying to understand what the hell was going on. it wasn't exactly predictable or obvious. not that that's an inherent strength. and yes everyone else was bad. it was bad.

    he has a funny story from that set he told at one Q&A I was at, might be on the 3rd dvd too. hilarious dude.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I dunno, the Holocaust was p. bad

    Have you ever seen the Lost Highway? I think if you had, you'd agree that six million dead Jews would be worth a reality without that shit.

    Thank you kakos, for all of us.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    yeah will it's a psychotic picture. imagine seeing or talking to or taking ordered from that person. or getting them their coffee and bagel or some shit.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I put out a fire with a fire extinguisher. It's surprisingly stressful and exhausting. I'm tired.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    hehe, kubrik. Apparently he called up stephen king in the middle of the night during the filming of the shining to ask him what horror was. Stephen King was understandably upset but took the time to give him a very thorough answer in about ten minutes. Apparently, Kubrik just said "No! You're Wrong! and hung up the phone.

    There's all sorts of stories like that with Kubrik.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    I spent it trying to understand what the hell was going on. it wasn't exactly predictable or obvious. not that that's an inherent strength. and yes everyone else was bad. it was bad.

    he has a funny story from that set he told at one Q&A I was at, might be on the 3rd dvd too. hilarious dude.

    Yeah I guess I appreciated that it was not especially formulaic. It had a strange rhythm to it and I started watching the movie like 20 minutes in, so trying to play detective and figure out what was going on made it maybe more interesting.

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