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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Yay.

    Patrick Stewart is now a knight.

    Sir Patrick Stewart!

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what is this dispute, Wiki?

    BECAUSE OF HOW HE SCUTTLES ABOUT.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    since we're talking about Kevin Smith here I'd use the Clerks argument.

    I'll see if I can find a link to the clip.

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    Yeah, Hakks is insane.

    I'm on her side, actually.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    Hakks has no idea.

    Bringing a lady off is really a jaw-destroying experience.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    dammit you spit in the face of science

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Yay.

    Patrick Stewart is now a knight.

    Sir Patrick Stewart!

    And his most noteable roll was playing a frenchman. IN YOUR FACE ENGLAND

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    radroadkill wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    Yeah, Hakks is insane.

    I'm on her side, actually.

    You, too, are insane.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I wasn't talking about your dumbo cat, Rad

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    Hakks has no idea.

    Bringing a lady off is really a jaw-destroying experience.

    And a tongue work out.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    radroadkill wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    Yeah, Hakks is insane.

    I'm on her side, actually.

    I thought it would break down along these lines, so I want to ask someone who has done both.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Women whining.

    Water is wet.

    World turns.

    You people are surprised by strange things.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    I'm siding with hakks on this, but only just.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I like Stephen King and Dave Barry.

    So It Goes on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    since we're talking about Kevin Smith here I'd use the Clerks argument.

    I'll see if I can find a link to the clip.

    Seriously.

    Appropriate amounts of friction. That's all.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    radroadkill wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    Yeah, Hakks is insane.

    I'm on her side, actually.

    h5

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    Holy shit like seriously it takes a fucking long time and a lot of damn work.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    best I can do

    Making a male climax isn't at all challenging. Insert somewhere close, preferably moist, thrust, repeat. Making a female come, therein lies the challenge.
    -Clerks

    and of course carry on. I'll refrain from any more than this having never had a cock in me at all.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    someone google it.

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    Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    69, see who wins. Problem solved.

    In the name of SCIENCE.

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    "I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Yay.

    Patrick Stewart is now a knight.

    Sir Patrick Stewart!

    And his most noteable roll was playing a frenchman. IN YOUR FACE ENGLAND

    Dude has to be adopted. No way Picard is french. Not with that accent.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    You need to find easier ladies.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory wrote: »
    Gods. I was partying in a limo until like 5 AM and didn't crash out until closer to 6:30. It was the most live birthday party I've seen in years. I am so goddamn exhausted.

    D:

    What the fuck

    were you at some super sweet 16 young man

    No, a friend's 21st.

    We ended up in a casino at one point, and I nearly hooked up with my ex.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2009
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I like Stephen King and Dave Barry.

    nooooo

    what happened to you that you like bad things?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Ooh, ooh, someone call Loveline

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Yay.

    Patrick Stewart is now a knight.

    Sir Patrick Stewart!

    And his most noteable roll was playing a frenchman. IN YOUR FACE ENGLAND

    Dude has to be adopted. No way Picard is french. Not with that accent.

    Jean-Luc Picard! He was born in La Barre, France to Maurice and Yvette Picard. You don't get more French than that shit.

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hakks and me, we are like twins.

    Sexy twins.

    Who have sex.



    ...Yessssss.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    ProfMoriarty wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Yay.

    Patrick Stewart is now a knight.

    Sir Patrick Stewart!

    And his most noteable roll was playing a frenchman. IN YOUR FACE ENGLAND

    Dude has to be adopted. No way Picard is french. Not with that accent.

    Jean-Luc Picard! He was born in La Barre, France to Maurice and Yvette Picard. You don't get more French than that shit.

    A
    dop
    ted!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    DUE, whatever happened to that guy who lived under your stairs?

    he works at a place. rents a place with a dude.

    i stop by there sometimes because i am at home now and there is no one here. it is a ghost town. a sad sad ghost town where dreams go to die.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    radroadkill wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks says that it requires more effort to give a guy a blowjob than it does to eat out a girl.

    And I'm all like o_O.

    Yeah, Hakks is insane.

    I'm on her side, actually.

    I thought it would break down along these lines, so I want to ask someone who has done both.

    What you need to do is find at least one male who has done both and at least one female who has done both. I'd wager that those opinions differ.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I like Stephen King and Dave Barry.

    nooooo

    what happened to you that you like bad things?

    I'm not fanatical or anything.

    Like I've read some of the Dark Tower series and I thought the movie the Mist was good and Dave Barry is amusing.

    So It Goes on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I like Dave Barry's writing.

    Don't especially care for the guy.

    Quid on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    You had a dude living under your stairs?

    What the fuck?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    DUE, whatever happened to that guy who lived under your stairs?

    he works at a place. rents a place with a dude.

    i stop by there sometime because i am at home now and there is no one here. it is a ghost town. a sad sad ghost town where dreams go to die.

    do you miss your joyslide, your loveknuckle, your chidebearer?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    radroadkill wrote: »
    Hakks and me, we are like twins.

    Sexy twins.

    Who have sex.



    ...Yessssss.

    And I'm sure you have plenty of oral sex because it's just oh-so-easy to go down on a woman.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    did anyone see this movie where DeNiro is a dad who hasn't seen his kids in a while? I am seeing the preview for a second time and I feel like I'd enjoy it.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakks and I are having a dispute.

    I need to talk to a bisexual.

    Or at least anyone who has gone down on both a guy and a girl.

    I have been summoned. The answer is both and neither. It depends much more on a partners ease of reaching climax then the equipment. Having said that, I've met many more women who've struggled with reaching climax then guys.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    DUE, whatever happened to that guy who lived under your stairs?

    he works at a place. rents a place with a dude.

    i stop by there sometime because i am at home now and there is no one here. it is a ghost town. a sad sad ghost town where dreams go to die.

    do you miss your joyslide, your loveknuckle, your chidebearer?

    Sigh. . .

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    did anyone see this movie where DeNiro is a dad who hasn't seen his kids in a while? I am seeing the preview for a second time and I feel like I'd enjoy it.

    Meet the Parents

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    did anyone see this movie where DeNiro is a dad who hasn't seen his kids in a while? I am seeing the preview for a second time and I feel like I'd enjoy it.

    Meet the Parents

    I hate you

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