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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you've profited quite well financially by your mother's exile from your life

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i just broke a tooth that has been going bad for a while
    but i'm too broke to do anything about it

    need to call home tomorrow to see if they can help, but they are broke and jobless, too


    fuck

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you've profited quite well financially by your mother's exile from your life

    yea but i gotta do my own laundry and stuff now :(

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you know what's crazy

    realizing that a lot of the shit my parents used to do was definitely child abuse

    and it's ten years too late to do anything about it

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    i just broke a tooth that has been going bad for a while
    but i'm too broke to do anything about it

    need to call home tomorrow to see if they can help, but they are broke and jobless, too


    fuck

    aaah fuck you're living everyone nightmares

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you know what's crazy

    realizing that a lot of the shit my parents used to do was definitely child abuse

    and it's ten years too late to do anything about it

    man if you even touch a kid these days it's child abuse

    were you like beaten to death on several occasions or were you smacked upside the head for being lippy

    not to make light of your issue just curious

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this one time my parents were too poor to buy me ice cream

    hated them

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my mom used to beat us with a wooden spoon

    and spank us

    and my dad would make us sit in an unfurnished, bare and bug-infested room and write hundreds of pages of "I will not ____________"

    I consider neither of these child abuse, by the way

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you know what's crazy

    realizing that a lot of the shit my parents used to do was definitely child abuse

    and it's ten years too late to do anything about it

    man if you even touch a kid these days it's child abuse

    were you like beaten to death on several occasions or were you smacked upside the head for being lippy

    not to make light of your issue just curious

    mostly like hit with the buckle until bleeding for making a B

    we had a fun saying in the house, "A is for acceptable, B is for Belt"

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My parents only gave me nothing but love and support.

    Fucking jerks

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you know what's crazy

    realizing that a lot of the shit my parents used to do was definitely child abuse

    and it's ten years too late to do anything about it

    man if you even touch a kid these days it's child abuse

    were you like beaten to death on several occasions or were you smacked upside the head for being lippy

    not to make light of your issue just curious

    mostly like hit with the buckle until bleeding for making a B

    we had a fun saying in the house, "A is for acceptable, B is for Belt"

    you JUST realized that was child abuse?

    dang

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    When I'd get spanking I'd always say "that didn't hurt" even though I knew it just meant I'd get another spanking, because I was an asshole as a child.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you know what's crazy

    realizing that a lot of the shit my parents used to do was definitely child abuse

    and it's ten years too late to do anything about it

    man if you even touch a kid these days it's child abuse

    were you like beaten to death on several occasions or were you smacked upside the head for being lippy

    not to make light of your issue just curious

    mostly like hit with the buckle until bleeding for making a B

    we had a fun saying in the house, "A is for acceptable, B is for Belt"

    Yeah that right there ain't cool.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    also i am a really bad person because I can't stop giggling at that saying

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Skull Man it paid off because now you are a world famous doctor

    and pillow was a masochist

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I invariably made Bs though even though I could have gotten As while asleep

    I only recently started making good grades after my parents had pretty much given up on me doing so

    it's kind of like "I only want to do well in spite of you"

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    When I'd get spanking I'd always say "that didn't hurt" even though I knew it just meant I'd get another spanking, because I was an asshole as a child.

    ahaha i used to do that too!

    i also used to run away from my dad on the street yelling "you won't catch me!" and when he would catch me i would go "this doesn't count!"

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    anybody wanna buy a pressure washer

    you can cut a man in half with one

    I always thought a really compact pressure washer thingy would make a neat weapon in a game. Sort of like a laser, made out of water.

    It seems the printing industry has shrunk, which stinks, since I am an aspiring writer of some sort.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I had some pretty lame shit happen this year

    None of it had to do with the economy, though

    But there's been lamer shit in years past, and lots of good shit this year too

    The economy pretty much leaves me alone

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    it's pretty funny, i work for a canadian literary publisher but canada is literally overflowing with nationalist literature

    i am swept away by a tidal wave of books whenever i walk into that man's garage

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri are you saying you are recession proof?

    You might want to share your secrets with wall street

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Sheri are you saying you are recession proof?

    You might want to share your secrets with wall street

    Oh no

    I'm sure I am not

    It just hasn't had an influence directly

    yet

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    disney ain't never going bankrupt

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ohhh yea i was gonna do an internship these holidays
    selling torpedoes to the navy
    but the government said pretty last minute that they dont have the money for it and production is pushed back to mid 2011

    so that is another way i have been affected by the economic crisis
    instead of productive experience i just bum around playing tf2

    again not really a bad deal

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Can I work for disney and in payment get to live in disneyland?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i am tied in no real way to the economy

    so i was not affected at all :D

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    sheri lives in that disney town

    Celebration! or whatever

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    sheri lives in that disney town

    Celebration! or whatever

    Incorrect

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    sheri lives in that disney town

    Celebration! or whatever

    Incorrect

    On many counts

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    sheri doesn't live at all

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I will take a low level job and move half way across the country to live in disneyland

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well that part is correct

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I will take a low level job and move halfway across the country to have a job.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    sheri lives in that disney town

    Celebration! or whatever

    Incorrect

    On many counts

    how many counts could there be you silly girl

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I now have 2 jobs. Fuck you economy

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Alright so I still have time not to waste my life. What should I study in order to not die on the streets?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    english lit, obviously

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    professional bum wrestling

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Be a janitor.


    Everyone will always need someone to clean their shit

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    english lit, obviously

    ok good I just have to stay the course then

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