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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    oh god speaking of english lit I'm pretty hammered

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That was a terrible transition!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    sheri lives in that disney town

    Celebration! or whatever

    Incorrect

    On many counts

    how many counts could there be you silly girl

    1) I don't live in 'that disney town'

    2) It's not owned by Disney anymore

    3) It's Celebration. There is no exclamation point, silly.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you are obviously not an english lit major

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you are obviously not an english lit major

    This is actually pretty accurate

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    sheri lives in that disney town

    Celebration! or whatever

    Incorrect

    On many counts

    how many counts could there be you silly girl

    1) I don't live in 'that disney town'

    2) It's not owned by Disney anymore

    3) It's Celebration. There is no exclamation point, silly.

    1) I'll give you this one

    2) If Disney owned a town it will always be "that Disney town"

    3) the "or whatever" accounts for at least one errant punctuation mark

    thus that is only ONE count and you are WRONG, SISTER

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    the recession has resulted in me having to cut back on hookers and blow

    for some reason after this i'm going to imagine your posts as spoken by david letterman

    holy shit why have I not been doing this before

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    sheri lives in that disney town

    Celebration! or whatever

    Incorrect

    On many counts

    how many counts could there be you silly girl

    1) I don't live in 'that disney town'

    2) It's not owned by Disney anymore

    3) It's Celebration. There is no exclamation point, silly.

    1) I'll give you this one

    2) If Disney owned a town it will always be "that Disney town"

    3) the "or whatever" accounts for at least one errant punctuation mark

    thus that is only ONE count and you are WRONG, SISTER

    You are the stupidest faggot ever

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    you are WRONG, SISTER

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man you ever see one of those old school pizza huts with the arched roof and everything shut down and become like a plant store or some kind of vagrant house for doomed businesses

    but it is always the old pizza hut building

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Rinder wrote: »
    The internet definitely makes it harder to distinguish how much knowledge a person knows and how fast they can look it up.

    on the other hand it makes you look at intelligence instead of knowledge and realise that these things are almost completely unrelated.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    dudes with iphones are the scholars of our time

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    god is punishing you for being a lawyer

    this is the correct response

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    TejsTejs Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My industry has been doing better since the recession started - after all, what is the cheapest form of entertainment? Sex. And hooking people up with sex is a byproduct of online dating. ePimp, yo.

    Also, if you don't have 6 months worth of 'income' saved up to live on in case you get fired, you're doing it wrong. People don't have their own safety nets?

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tejs wrote: »
    My industry has been doing better since the recession started - after all, what is the cheapest form of entertainment? Sex. And hooking people up with sex is a byproduct of online dating. ePimp, yo.

    Also, if you don't have 6 months worth of 'income' saved up to live on in case you get fired, you're doing it wrong. People don't have their own safety nets?

    Thanks, Uncle Tejs. Living on $12/hr with student loan debt doesn't leave much left over with to you know, buy groceries and pay the rent, much less save 10% of every check.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tejs wrote: »
    Also, if you don't have 6 months worth of 'income' saved up to live on in case you get fired, you're doing it wrong. People don't have their own safety nets?

    are you actually being serious here?

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    TejsTejs Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Tejs wrote: »
    Also, if you don't have 6 months worth of 'income' saved up to live on in case you get fired, you're doing it wrong. People don't have their own safety nets?

    are you actually being serious here?

    100%.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Really? You're not just doing a bad job of being sarcastic? Just say you are. It will be easier for everyone involved.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ideally everyone can have a cache of money should things go bad.

    sadly this is often impossible to do.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I keep 50k around the house for shits and giggles. I also crush diamonds into my food so when I poop my dookie sparkles.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    ideally everyone can have a cache of money should things go bad.

    sadly this is often impossible to do.

    This is wayyyy too true :(

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well, I hate to agree with captain condescending, but saving 3 to 6 months living expenses is a good idea.

    Edit: what Belruel said.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have drawn ten thousand dollars.

    I'm prepared for an emergency.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    Well, I hate to agree with captain condescending, but saving 3 to 6 months living expenses is a good idea.

    Edit: what Belruel said.

    Income and living expenses are two different numbers. Just saying.

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Yeah I misread, who could just have 6 months of income sitting around, NBA players?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I have drawn ten thousand dollars.

    I'm prepared for an emergency.

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    Secret Service says what

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Your Secret Service has no power here in the frozen wastes.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Mountie.JPG

    Whats this all aboot?

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    alternatively:

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Cracked you are the bestest

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man i remember when The Mountie and Irwin R. Schister (IRS) teamed up

    a 6 year old never felt so much rage

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    Random IntegerRandom Integer Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    the recession has resulted in me having to cut back on hookers and blow

    Mass layoffs in the prostitution and drug-trafficking industries. Government subsidies for brothels and that guy who knows a guy who can totally hook you up.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wonder what the social welfare situation for prostitutes is like here (it's legal and most of it, at least in this city, is done from brothels).

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    when we were just married and kristin was pregnant, we were on WIC

    it was pretty great

    peanut butter, eggs, and juice for daaaaaays

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    fuck

    We just ran out of propane for the winter. The guy at United Propane said it'd last us till the end of February burning it on low 24/7

    by that he must have meant the end of December.

    but at least I have a $3,000 wall decoration that won't heat shit =/

    wesd;ighnqj0i9q45y6j 0iopjqm

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    DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Every time I hear horrible news about the economy, I thank my lucky stars that I work in Military Contracting. The economy going down hasn't hit me hard, but my bank account lives in terror of world peace.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    when we were just married and kristin was pregnant, we were on WIC

    it was pretty great

    peanut butter, eggs, and juice for daaaaaays

    No I was talking about what it's like in new zealand, not where you are.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Decomposey wrote: »
    Every time I hear horrible news about the economy, I thank my lucky stars that I work in Military Contracting. The economy going down hasn't hit me hard, but my bank account lives in terror of world peace.

    Oh boy teefs is going to just love you.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    when we were just married and kristin was pregnant, we were on WIC

    it was pretty great

    peanut butter, eggs, and juice for daaaaaays

    No I was talking about what it's like in new zealand, not where you are.

    the most likely place for somebody in the states to collect welfare

    west virginia

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    DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Decomposey wrote: »
    Every time I hear horrible news about the economy, I thank my lucky stars that I work in Military Contracting. The economy going down hasn't hit me hard, but my bank account lives in terror of world peace.

    Oh boy teefs is going to just love you.

    I know! I can't wait for the hugs and loves!

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