I don't get hungover but drinking too much makes me fart the next day. Can't quite explain that one. We slept in and then ate pizza in bed & watched Pink and The Brain. I just finally showered. And I staffed concessions for the Winter Classic (as in I personally hired them nearly all of them) and I've gotten no calls about problems so I'm looking forward to a fat commission check.
I wasn't invited to any parties, nor did I ask to be, so I'm making a resolution: Next year, I'm asking everybody if I can go to their parties, cuz being lonely ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Yeah. It makes me feel guilty for being asocial, enjoying and preferring solitude, but still getting invited to parties and occasionally enjoying them too.
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I'm sooooooooooo hungry, with no food, and the grocery stores are closed.
I have been lording it over people all day. It has been fantastic
You deserve it. You beat physiology.
Yum
We're visiting her family in Burlington. It's pretty chill times.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Want to start
Dipping.
Wherein some guy dressed like Elvis Costello tried to pick me up by saying he played harmonica for Arcade Fire
That normally would have worked but I wasn't drunk enough yet
pretty gay bro
Thats gross.
You're gross
you're in delaware aren't you?
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
But I do want to.
Do you hang out with people that play baseball?
The bomb.
because there was a bomb.
Hehehe.
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
I smoke weed every once in a while, but my dad and uncle dip and I always wanna throw one in too.
i need to make a resume and also get my fingerprints taken and then apply for my emt national certification exam.
I get to add that to my aching back from 2 AM tobogganing a few nights ago
huurghh
I drank 9 glasses of water, three cans of lemonade and a glass of chocolate milk and still felt thirsty
goddamn.
Yeah. It makes me feel guilty for being asocial, enjoying and preferring solitude, but still getting invited to parties and occasionally enjoying them too.