as much as I can't be assed to change writing could of instead of could have, and sometimes type your out of habit instead of youre because I'm not writing.
Nothing will be as hilarious as waking up knowing I am not Burning Organ, every fucking day.
Don't worry, I also wake up every day knowing I'm not me.
At least until I get to a mirror.
Also mother fucker, it must be so nice to know perfect english but still sound fucking bulgarian. Go back to west indonesia.
as much as I can't be assed to change writing could of instead of could have, and sometimes type your out of habit instead of youre because I'm not writing.
Nothing will be as hilarious as waking up knowing I am not Burning Organ, every fucking day.
Don't worry, I also wake up every day knowing I'm not me.
At least until I get to a mirror.
Also mother fucker, it must be so nice to know perfect english but still sound fucking bulgarian. Go back to west indonesia.
It must be nice to speak perfect English but still be an idiot.
ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited January 2010
The smell knocks me un couscous
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In my case I had the bright idea of telling her that my foreskin hurt so, hey, she should leave it alone but nope she decided that she should get to work and "soothe" it
If I'd had any brainpower I should've maybe... you know. Said something.
But to be fair that was the least of our worries
or you could just stop putting your dick in her mouth
In my case I had the bright idea of telling her that my foreskin hurt so, hey, she should leave it alone but nope she decided that she should get to work and "soothe" it
If I'd had any brainpower I should've maybe... you know. Said something.
But to be fair that was the least of our worries
or you could just stop putting your dick in her mouth
In my case I had the bright idea of telling her that my foreskin hurt so, hey, she should leave it alone but nope she decided that she should get to work and "soothe" it
If I'd had any brainpower I should've maybe... you know. Said something.
But to be fair that was the least of our worries
or you could just stop putting your dick in her mouth
that's always an option
And that's exactly the option I took which resulted in the whole "oral sex phobia" myth
You should be better educated about my carcrash lovelife by now Rank
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Why wouldn't I just eat the food thats served with it and cut out the middle couscous.
Is this an Eggs & Hashbrowns scenario?
Peanut butter & Jelly Situation?
Black beans are better on rice. Roast beef is better on an open face sandwich. Hashbrowns are terrible. It's just how things work.
Whoa whoa whoa.
What's wrong with hashbrowns?
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited January 2010
yea there is nothing wrong with hash browns in fact they are better than waffles
I said it
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edited January 2010
"When I stick my cock in your mouth, it results in a wholly unpleasant sensation, and then I have to lie about it and pretend to be enjoying it because you are a stupid creature with unreasonable feelings. Therefore, I am going to abstain from letting you cram my genitals into your dumb face from this point forward. I'm glad we had this conversation."
Hashbrowns are the worst potato preparation. They brutalize the texture of the potato. Try to think of a worse form of potatoes. Just try. I know what you're going to say: tater tots. But those are just too many individual hashbrowns on a plate.
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edited January 2010
and anyone that purchased the game for a penny because "that is what it is worth to me" is a fucking dick.
just because the person selling the game isn't there to see your face when you do it doesn't mean that it isn't an entirely dick move
yes, it is technically legal to do so
but being a person with even reasonable intelligence, you should have the wherewithal to realize that what you did is an incredibly rude and childish thing to do to another person, especially in exchange for something that they worked hard on
it would have been better to have just stolen it then to purchase it in the manner you chose
saying, "Well, they asked for it, not my fault they didn't set a minimum" is exactly the same thing as saying, "Well, they asked for it, not my fault they expected me to act like a grown-up who thinks about his actions".
Hashbrowns are the worst potato preparation. They brutalize the texture of the potato. Try to think of a worse form of potatoes. Just try. I know what you're going to say: tater tots. But those are just too many individual hashbrowns on a plate.
Hashbrowns are the worst potato preparation. They brutalize the texture of the potato. Try to think of a worse form of potatoes. Just try. I know what you're going to say: tater tots. But those are just too many individual hashbrowns on a plate.
baked potatoes are an abomination
Your opinion on the matter likely just convinced a few dozen people who previously disliked baked potatoes to change their minds.
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Hashbrowns are the worst potato preparation. They brutalize the texture of the potato. Try to think of a worse form of potatoes. Just try. I know what you're going to say: tater tots. But those are just too many individual hashbrowns on a plate.
baked potatoes are an abomination
Your opinion on the matter likely just convinced a few dozen people who previously disliked baked potatoes to change their minds.
I would have no idea where to start looking for that many people who dislike baked potatoes
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Hashbrowns are the worst potato preparation. They brutalize the texture of the potato. Try to think of a worse form of potatoes. Just try. I know what you're going to say: tater tots. But those are just too many individual hashbrowns on a plate.
baked potatoes are an abomination
Your opinion on the matter likely just convinced a few dozen people who previously disliked baked potatoes to change their minds.
I would have no idea where to start looking for that many people who dislike baked potatoes
Folks that are fatally allergic to potatoes are at this very moment wrapping potatoes in foil.
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Also mother fucker, it must be so nice to know perfect english but still sound fucking bulgarian. Go back to west indonesia.
It must be nice to speak perfect English but still be an idiot.
And I accepted!
but all of my named guys are decked out in great gear now!
I was in a slap fight once but you could only slap with wood planks while standing on one foot.
It takes an astoundingly long time to lose.
I thought you were already behind V. If you might know what I'm suggesting. Biblically.
Meta, go eat some fuckin' couscous. Shit is good. The food that's served with it is even better.
Is this an Eggs & Hashbrowns scenario?
Peanut butter & Jelly Situation?
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
or you could just stop putting your dick in her mouth
that's always an option
but a dick in the mouth is worth two in the bush
Black beans are better on rice. Roast beef is better on an open face sandwich. Hashbrowns are terrible. It's just how things work.
And that's exactly the option I took which resulted in the whole "oral sex phobia" myth
You should be better educated about my carcrash lovelife by now Rank
Whoa whoa whoa.
What's wrong with hashbrowns?
I said it
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
just because the person selling the game isn't there to see your face when you do it doesn't mean that it isn't an entirely dick move
yes, it is technically legal to do so
but being a person with even reasonable intelligence, you should have the wherewithal to realize that what you did is an incredibly rude and childish thing to do to another person, especially in exchange for something that they worked hard on
it would have been better to have just stolen it then to purchase it in the manner you chose
saying, "Well, they asked for it, not my fault they didn't set a minimum" is exactly the same thing as saying, "Well, they asked for it, not my fault they expected me to act like a grown-up who thinks about his actions".
baked potatoes are an abomination
Your opinion on the matter likely just convinced a few dozen people who previously disliked baked potatoes to change their minds.
I would have no idea where to start looking for that many people who dislike baked potatoes
mind blown
in what way are these even a condiment
you can eat them alone
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
only way I've found to make them good is to mash em up and put a little melted butter or gravy on top and then they're mashed potatoes so uh
Folks that are fatally allergic to potatoes are at this very moment wrapping potatoes in foil.
and you can put them on other foods too!
I also really enjoy TF2. I guess you shouldn't play that anymore.
Ooooh, my wife made me a sandwich the other night with just sliced turkey breast, pepperjack cheese, and mustard on honey oat bread. Mmmmmmmm.
but they are both really good games