Shit, I thought you had to wish to be a genie to do that.
I'm probably not cut out for this wishing crap.
Man, you wish to become a genie and it's all downhill from there: You're stuck in a lamp. Let's be honest, a lamp is the Section 8 housing of the Elemental world.
Then you're waiting for a customer for a century at a time.
Then you finally get to pop out and grant a wish and the guy's like, "You don't even sound like Robin Williams."
bama yeah that conversation happened, during kakos insisting that i teach him to say "suck my dick" in hebrew
I don't remember that conversation, either, so I don't think the smirk was in direct response to that. You were on the side of my good ear, though. huh
I am no good in gatherings of more than three people
"and those three people are me, myself, and I."
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
edited March 2010
I would wish for more arable land in countries currently facing starvation. Enough that families could grow enough for themselves without having to rely on dictatorial regimes to share food drops. It wouldn't solve all the problems, but it would form a better base for the people.
I would wish for more arable land in countries currently facing starvation. Enough that families could grow enough for themselves without having to rely on dictatorial regimes to share food drops. It wouldn't solve all the problems, but it would form a better base for the people.
I would wish for these people to have bigger bootstraps.
I would wish for more arable land in countries currently facing starvation. Enough that families could grow enough for themselves without having to rely on dictatorial regimes to share food drops. It wouldn't solve all the problems, but it would form a better base for the people.
a good genie would plunk all that land down right on top of any bodies of water in the area and on top of any large roads or highways obliterating any commerce :P
bama yeah that conversation happened, during kakos insisting that i teach him to say "suck my dick" in hebrew
I don't remember that conversation, either, so I don't think the smirk was in direct response to that. You were on the side of my good ear, though. huh
i made up the hebraic fellatio thing
i'm starting to wonder how much of this weekend actually happened
like, did you know that i spit in your mouth while you were sleeping on the train?
also...
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how's this?
bama and i are on the train trying to figure out how to tether my iphone to his netbook. he doesn't have the client for a USB tether and for some reason we can't figure out how to make an ad hoc network on his netbook. we're looking in every corner of win7's network preferences until bama considers that win7 starter edition may not allow this type of link. finally we google on my phone and discover bama is right but there is still a latent ad hoc mechanism in the file system, so using search we find the initiator. then we were online and i noticed a few people sort of dirty-looking us, i guess because we WEP protected the network and all the other nerds wanted access
it was kind of funny in retrospect that two people from a geek forum, one being a software engineer, huddled around the two gadgets for twenty minutes trying to figure it out
I would wish for more arable land in countries currently facing starvation. Enough that families could grow enough for themselves without having to rely on dictatorial regimes to share food drops. It wouldn't solve all the problems, but it would form a better base for the people.
a good genie would plunk all that land down right on top of any bodies of water in the area and on top of any large roads or highways obliterating any commerce :P
Genie, not djinn.
If the guy comes out and he doesn't talk like Robin Williams I'm putting him back in the bottle.
The other assistant just brought back all this swag from the production office of one of our pilots and I didn't get any. What good is this job if there is no SWAG?!
bama yeah that conversation happened, during kakos insisting that i teach him to say "suck my dick" in hebrew
I don't remember that conversation, either, so I don't think the smirk was in direct response to that. You were on the side of my good ear, though. huh
I totally pictured Passer pootling along on a Raleigh 20 with a handlebar basket when I made the post about getting a bike.
I would totally have a handlebar basket. Though I don't know what a Raleigh 20 is.
It's a 1970s three-speed folding bike:
It was a ridiculously popular shopper bike and now they have a kind of cult popularity with utility cyclists because if you find a good one they'll run forever with minimal maintenance.
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
edited March 2010
I need a grey pashmina. This grey square stuff isn't so good for cold and windy days.
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PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER
itty bitty living space
how about them apples
A proper wish is really just an extension of good contract law. Unless there's a page limit on your wish you're probably in the clear.
Everyone.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
oh did you manage to secure off work saturday?
sweet
do you have to head back early saturday? we are going to do lunch with podly in the city on saturday
it is not. it is confusing.
It's all made up richy, a bad trip aladdin had as he was dying, it was in the special edition.
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I totally pictured Passer pootling along on a Raleigh 20 with a handlebar basket when I made the post about getting a bike.
Yes I have to leave to be at work at 3PM so I could only do breakfast.
no people no problem?
i'm unemployed
Well tell me about it.
ah dang
pods works late friday night so he could only make a lunch saturday
well, friday night will still be fun
Yeah, when he gets to the end the jet engine falls on him anyway as he dies laughing.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Face Twit Rav Gram
Having heard about your anxiety issues, you sound like a solo kind of guy.
pleasepaypreacher.net
F that movie.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I would totally have a handlebar basket. Though I don't know what a Raleigh 20 is.
Face Twit Rav Gram
a good genie would plunk all that land down right on top of any bodies of water in the area and on top of any large roads or highways obliterating any commerce :P
i made up the hebraic fellatio thing
i'm starting to wonder how much of this weekend actually happened
like, did you know that i spit in your mouth while you were sleeping on the train?
also...
---
how's this?
bama and i are on the train trying to figure out how to tether my iphone to his netbook. he doesn't have the client for a USB tether and for some reason we can't figure out how to make an ad hoc network on his netbook. we're looking in every corner of win7's network preferences until bama considers that win7 starter edition may not allow this type of link. finally we google on my phone and discover bama is right but there is still a latent ad hoc mechanism in the file system, so using search we find the initiator. then we were online and i noticed a few people sort of dirty-looking us, i guess because we WEP protected the network and all the other nerds wanted access
it was kind of funny in retrospect that two people from a geek forum, one being a software engineer, huddled around the two gadgets for twenty minutes trying to figure it out
You're going to wish that everyone is bisexual, aren't you?
Jacob's Aladdin.
Not IT Specialist!
Well
not directly
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Genie, not djinn.
If the guy comes out and he doesn't talk like Robin Williams I'm putting him back in the bottle.
Face Twit Rav Gram
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
what was it?
a dark fantasy twist on a classic favorite.
It's a 1970s three-speed folding bike:
It was a ridiculously popular shopper bike and now they have a kind of cult popularity with utility cyclists because if you find a good one they'll run forever with minimal maintenance.
Face Twit Rav Gram
Ressurect Ronald Reagan.
pleasepaypreacher.net
that is an unpleasant word