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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    When I get married we're gonna do it and never stop.

    can't stop
    won't stop

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    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Just as a note, this thread is the sixth result of the Google Search "Rachel McAdams Notebook Sideboob"

    if google gets any faster it's going to start indexing shit I haven't written yet

    It is incredibly frightening.

    shhh

    it can hear you

    It's ok. I want to get another result for "pretty much a fighting genius".

    This was the other one: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22pretty+much+a+fighting+genius%22

    I proudly share it with some guy from a Naruto forum.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I judge Sheep's marriage to be a 4.8 out of 10 currently.
    still judging!

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mind you after the facebook announcement I didn't internet for 3 days because oh god the sex

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    should i apply for welfare y/n

    How about you go just into prostitution like every other good American down on his or her luck.

    I can pimp you. I'm good with a hat.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    oh my dear fucking christ he can pop on to make a post on a message board if he wants to

    we are teasing the poor lad

    No way I'm dead serious. I am judging him so hard right now.

    I for one am putting on my judge robe and banging my gavel very loudly

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    when i got married i couldn't really post too much because the moonbase didn't have wifi

    low-g sex is tiring

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    mind you after the facebook announcement I didn't internet for 3 days because oh god the sex

    But I have been led to believe by television that once you're married the sex is withheld.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    When I get married we're gonna do it and never stop.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    SIG is a sexual alien

    have none of you pitiful earthlings game

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I wanna get married

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got married via chatroulette.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    Noah reached for his guitar, remembering his father as he did so, thinking how much he missed him. He strummed once, adjusted the tension on two strings, then strummed again. This time it sounded about right, and he began to play. Soft music, quiet music. He hummed for a little while at first, then began to sing as night came down around him. He played and sang until the sun was gone and the sky was black.

    I like this but I don't know why.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    When I get married I'm going to launder her pillowcase every day.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    I got married via chatroulette.

    (Psst, Res, you forgot to switch accounts again.)

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    Noah reached for his guitar, remembering his father as he did so, thinking how much he missed him. He strummed once, adjusted the tension on two strings, then strummed again. This time it sounded about right, and he began to play. Soft music, quiet music. He hummed for a little while at first, then began to sing as night came down around him. He played and sang until the sun was gone and the sky was black.

    Get that filth out of here!

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2010
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    Talk about range.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    I got married via chatroulette.

    (Psst, Res, you forgot to switch accounts again.)

    I jumped over your barrels and fucked your princess.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    anyone wanna play some bad company...... two

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    mynameisguidomynameisguido Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    mind you after the facebook announcement I didn't internet for 3 days because oh god the sex

    But I have been led to believe by television that once you're married the sex is withheld.

    Only when you say mean things about Twilight and/or Nicholas Sparks books.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Um, I got in a cab after my marriage. Then went to my mother's house.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Noah reached for his guitar, remembering his father as he did so, thinking how much he missed him. He strummed once, adjusted the tension on two strings, then strummed again. This time it sounded about right, and he began to play. Soft music, quiet music. He hummed for a little while at first, then began to sing as night came down around him. He played and sang until the sun was gone and the sky was black.
    Get that filth out of here!
    That is a lovely paragraph.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    SIG is a sexual alien

    have none of you pitiful earthlings game

    There's a Skinemax porn series about this very thing.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    uh elki she is writing a book about an alien who dominates a woman via psychic powers

    that is pretty uh far away from a vampire dominating a woman via vampire powers

    okay

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    should i apply for welfare y/n

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV1v6FmB4P0

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fuck the jury!

    So It Goes on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i saw "The Education" last night

    it was not good

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Fuck the jury!

    twelve angry men huh

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    :arrow:
    MikeMan wrote: »
    anyone wanna play some bad company...... two

    y

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the miseducation

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Fuck the jury!

    Don't mind if I do.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    uh elki she is writing a book about an alien who dominates a woman via psychic powers

    that is pretty uh far away from a vampire dominating a woman via vampire powers

    okay

    that's very different

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    mynameisguidomynameisguido Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Fuck the jury!

    Are they hot?

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    peter sarsgaard is a good actor though

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Noah reached for his guitar, remembering his father as he did so, thinking how much he missed him. He strummed once, adjusted the tension on two strings, then strummed again. This time it sounded about right, and he began to play. Soft music, quiet music. He hummed for a little while at first, then began to sing as night came down around him. He played and sang until the sun was gone and the sky was black.

    Get that filth out of here!

    He started to run the numbers in his head, then stopped. He knew he'd spent almost his entire savings on the house and would have to find a job again soon, but he pushed the thought away and decided to enjoy the remaining months of restoration without worrying about it. It would work out for him, he knew; it always did. Besides, thinking about money usually bored him. Early on, he'd learned to enjoy simple things, things that couldn't be bought, and he had a hard time understanding people who felt otherwise. It was another trait he got from his father.


    Now, swoon. SWOON!

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There's a judge like the judge in that cartoon at the ITC.

    He's a monster.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    O louse with shriveled eye--as long as rivers spill their shelving waters into the abysses
    of the sea; as long as the stars gravitate along their orbits' paths; as long as the mute
    void has no horizon; as long as humanity rends its own flanks in deadly wars; as long as
    divine justice casts its vengeful bolts upon the selfish globe; as long as man disregards
    his Creator and (not without reason) flouts him, so doing with some contempt--your reign
    over the universe will be assured, and your dynasty extend from age to age. I salute you,
    rising sun, celestial liberator, you invisible enemy of man. Continue telling Filth to
    unite with man in tainted embraces and to swear to him by oaths not blown to dust that she
    shall remain his faithful lover for eternity. From time to time, kiss this grand wanton's
    robe, in memory of the important services she does not fail to render you. If she did not
    seduce man with her lascivious teats, probably you could not exist--you, the product of
    this rational and consistent coupling. O son of Filth! tell your mother that if she
    abandons man's bed to wander alone and friendless along desolate ways she will see her
    existence imperiled. May the bowels which bore you nine months in their perfumed maw stir
    a moment at the thought of the dangers that their tender fruit (fruit so nice, tranquil,
    but already cold and ferocious) would consequently encounter. Filth, might empress,
    preserve for my hate's eyes the sight of your famished progeny and the imperceptible
    increase of their muscles. To attain this end you know you need only glue yourself closer
    to man's flanks. This you can do conveniently enough for decorum, since both of you have
    long been married.

    that should cleanse the palate

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    peter sarsgaard is a good actor though

    Yeah. The Salton Sea and Garden State. Great dude.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    :arrow:
    MikeMan wrote: »
    anyone wanna play some bad company...... two

    y
    alright i'll be on in 5

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elki wrote: »
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    Talk about range.

    The most offensive thing about this cover is the $1 donation.

    One fucking dollar.

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