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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    I have an innate distrust of teetotalers.

    Unless they're recovering alcoholics. But I think that's a contradiction.

    this is something that bothers me. I choose to not drink much, if at all. I have always been responsible with alcohol the few times I have had it, and I made the decision that it is not for me, the risks do not outweigh the gains enough for me to make drinking a serious part of my life.

    Yet, people judge me for this! Then those same people will turn around and congratulate a recovering alcoholic for staying sober. Yes, it is good he/she is sober, but stop judging me just because I never let my life get bad enough where I needed an intervention to stop alcohol abuse.

    goodness. yes, sorry, just needed a bit of a rant.

    I am pretty much the same way that you are, only with pot. I hate the stuff, and hate being around stoned people. So therefore I generally don't hang out with potheads, and never hang out with them when they're stoned.

    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also, woo, only half an hour before my girlfriend arrives.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    My first legitamite bowl as a married man.

    It tastes...

    No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks.

    If I find seeds in my shit I usually get a little upset.

    Sheep on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ALSO FUCK THIS

    i am gonna leave work 2 hours early, I have hells of comp time

    i wanna hang out with my little sister at the beach and mock her boyfriend (if he is there)

    Arch on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    This salad is OK, I suppose.

    The pears are not properly ripe, and I'm not wild about this wine.

    You're a harsh critic, japan.

    I was out of ideas, so I've just gone for tomato and mozzarella salad followed by steak and rosemary potato wedges, this eve.

    I should likely pick some some watercress or some such for the side. And wine. And some matches, because my housemate has hidden them.

    When I say "not properly ripe" what I really mean is unripe. It's a pear, brie and spinach salad with red onion and croutons.

    And I haven't drunk enough white wine to figure out what I like and dislike, so every bottle is a lottery. I can pretty much drink any red wine, but I'm pickier about white.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    peach schnapps + vodka + Orange Juice= Fuzzy Navel= Ludious drinking a lot of fuzzy navels= pants on head homosexual

    ftfy

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I am pretty much the same way that you are, only with pot. I hate the stuff, and hate being around stoned people. So therefore I generally don't hang out with potheads, and never hang out with them when they're stoned.

    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

    What about high functioning connoisseurs?

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Does anyone know anything about cars?

    Specifically, whether or not the installation of a cold air intake would void a warranty?

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    BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Also, woo, only half an hour before my girlfriend arrives.

    Those FedEx tracking numbers are pretty neat.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    i assume i am not the only one with a BLINDING HATRED and intolerance of spelling errors in social media?

    i have already cast judgement on my little sister's boyfriend for his inability to properly spell words on his facebook

    is this wrong?

    i mean he is like 16 or whatever but dammit son these words are not difficult to spell!

    i mean misspelling for humor's sake is one thing (poast, cheezburger, etc) but "career" "totally" and "supposed" are not difficult words to spell

    Your hatred is entirely legitimate. I don't think an inability to spell makes a person worthless, but ignoring the built-in spellchecker does. It says that you do not give a shit.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Also, woo, only half an hour before my girlfriend arrives.

    Those FedEx tracking numbers are pretty neat.

    hahahahahaha

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

    What's your problem with the west coast, anyway?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    japan wrote: »

    And I haven't drunk enough white wine to figure out what I like and dislike, so every bottle is a lottery. I can pretty much drink any red wine, but I'm pickier about white.
    I think a rough red is normally a better time than a rough white. I have no white wine knowledge at all.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mmmm pale fire

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    peach schnapps + vodka + Orange Juice= Fuzzy Navel= Ludious drinking a lot of fuzzy navels= pants on head homosexual

    ftfy

    I drink college girl drinks basically so yeah

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

    What's your problem with the west coast, anyway?

    pot smoking hippies

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Taranis wrote: »
    Does anyone know anything about cars?

    Specifically, whether or not the installation of a cold air intake would void a warranty?

    It does not. At least with Nissan. I put a K&N filter in my G35 and there were no issues. I don't know about cold air or ram air, but I imagine it'd be the same deal. Just call your dealership and ask I 'spose.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    ok that might be a good reason

    I've got three nonfiction books I need to get through, and then I'll be moving on to fiction. Probably Cloud Atlas, Blood Meridian, and Pale Fire in that order.

    Depending on how I feel after Pale Fire, I might read Infinite Jest.

    Pale Fire is a lot of work, and once you crack it, really sad.

    Maybe try something like God Bless You Mr. Rosewater. That one made me feel kinda happy.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man, I'm going to enumerate the fuck out of that census.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    And I haven't drunk enough white wine to figure out what I like and dislike, so every bottle is a lottery. I can pretty much drink any red wine, but I'm pickier about white.
    I think a rough red is normally a better time than a rough white. I have no white wine knowledge at all.

    all i know about wine is this

    i want a Riesling

    no i do not care what brand or grapes or whatever

    just bring me a Riesling

    Arch on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Also, woo, only half an hour before my girlfriend arrives.

    Those FedEx tracking numbers are pretty neat.

    Fuckers will still not ring the doorbell and make me go out to the depot nine times out of ten though. I've had three eastern European brides die in holding from asphyxiation this month.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

    What's your problem with the west coast, anyway?

    California does it's best to look like the State of assholes and idiots?

    Sheep on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    And I haven't drunk enough white wine to figure out what I like and dislike, so every bottle is a lottery. I can pretty much drink any red wine, but I'm pickier about white.
    I think a rough red is normally a better time than a rough white. I have no white wine knowledge at all.

    all i know about wine is this

    i want a Riesling

    no i do not care what brand or grapes or whatever

    just bring me a Riesling
    But Riesling is a grape!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I am pretty much the same way that you are, only with pot. I hate the stuff, and hate being around stoned people. So therefore I generally don't hang out with potheads, and never hang out with them when they're stoned.

    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

    What about high functioning connoisseurs?

    if i can't tell that they're stoned, and they don't incessantly talk about it when not stoned, then i guess it's not a problem.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wine is one of the alcoholic drinks that I am all over. I know that there is a difference between wines, and deliciousness sort of correlates with price, but I don't know anything beyond that. I don't drink enough to build up a knowledge base.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I am pretty much the same way that you are, only with pot. I hate the stuff, and hate being around stoned people. So therefore I generally don't hang out with potheads, and never hang out with them when they're stoned.

    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

    What about high functioning connoisseurs?

    if i can't tell that they're stoned, and they don't incessantly talk about it when not stoned, then i guess it's not a problem.

    Xx420KushBLAZINxX

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I am pretty much the same way that you are, only with pot. I hate the stuff, and hate being around stoned people. So therefore I generally don't hang out with potheads, and never hang out with them when they're stoned.

    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

    What about high functioning connoisseurs?

    if i can't tell that they're stoned, and they don't incessantly talk about it when not stoned, then i guess it's not a problem.

    Fair 'nuff!

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Feral, what non fiction are you working through?

    I've gone this entire month without a new book purchase. New paycheck is gonna net me some good shit.

    Sheep on
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    Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    i think tube hates me

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    if you want to feel transcendently happy, listen to Massiaen's Quartet for the End of Times. An atonal work written in a Nazi prison camp, and yet it is probably the best music of the twentieth century. It is ecstatic without being joyful; optimistic without being naïve, complicated while being accessible.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    And I haven't drunk enough white wine to figure out what I like and dislike, so every bottle is a lottery. I can pretty much drink any red wine, but I'm pickier about white.
    I think a rough red is normally a better time than a rough white. I have no white wine knowledge at all.

    all i know about wine is this

    i want a Riesling

    no i do not care what brand or grapes or whatever

    just bring me a Riesling
    But Riesling is a grape!

    well bring me something fermented from riesling grapes then

    what i meant was a lot of vintners (is that the word for like...a beer snob but for wine?) are all "these grapes are grown like this blah blah blah"

    and i am like fuck that i like riseling grapes of ANYTYPE made into wine

    also the grapes from the south or whatever

    ummmm

    muscadine wine!

    yesssss

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    The older I get, the less drinking people do at parties.

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Taranis wrote: »
    Does anyone know anything about cars?

    Specifically, whether or not the installation of a cold air intake would void a warranty?

    It does not. At least with Nissan. I put a K&N filter in my G35 and there were no issues. I don't know about cold air or ram air, but I imagine it'd be the same deal. Just call your dealership and ask I 'spose.

    Thanks.

    My car is a Nissan as well.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I am pretty much the same way that you are, only with pot. I hate the stuff, and hate being around stoned people. So therefore I generally don't hang out with potheads, and never hang out with them when they're stoned.

    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

    What about high functioning connoisseurs?

    if i can't tell that they're stoned, and they don't incessantly talk about it when not stoned, then i guess it's not a problem.

    Sounds pretty much like my company.

    Sheep on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

    What's your problem with the west coast, anyway?

    i don't like the generalized cultures in california.

    i don't like the degree to which it's defined by extremes:

    materialistic vs. hippie
    culturally permissive vs. rigidly religious

    i also don't like ostentatious displays of wealth, marajuana culture or celebrity culture. I'm also pretty uncomfortable with the kind of public sexuality that california is big on.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wine is one of the alcoholic drinks that I am all over. I know that there is a difference between wines, and deliciousness sort of correlates with price, but I don't know anything beyond that. I don't drink enough to build up a knowledge base.

    Livingston Red Rose disagrees with you

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    And I haven't drunk enough white wine to figure out what I like and dislike, so every bottle is a lottery. I can pretty much drink any red wine, but I'm pickier about white.
    I think a rough red is normally a better time than a rough white. I have no white wine knowledge at all.

    all i know about wine is this

    i want a Riesling

    no i do not care what brand or grapes or whatever

    just bring me a Riesling
    But Riesling is a grape!

    well bring me something fermented from riesling grapes then

    what i meant was a lot of vintners (is that the word for like...a beer snob but for wine?) are all "these grapes are grown like this blah blah blah"

    and i am like fuck that i like riseling grapes of ANYTYPE made into wine

    also the grapes from the south or whatever

    ummmm

    muscadine wine!

    yesssss

    Tomato Wine.








    Yes.


    And yes, it is tasty.

    Sheep on
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    And I haven't drunk enough white wine to figure out what I like and dislike, so every bottle is a lottery. I can pretty much drink any red wine, but I'm pickier about white.
    I think a rough red is normally a better time than a rough white. I have no white wine knowledge at all.

    all i know about wine is this

    i want a Riesling

    no i do not care what brand or grapes or whatever

    just bring me a Riesling
    Sweet tooth, eh?

    They make a Riesling so sweet that sugar starts crystalizing on the cork in the bottle.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wine is one of the alcoholic drinks that I am all over. I know that there is a difference between wines, and deliciousness sort of correlates with price, but I don't know anything beyond that. I don't drink enough to build up a knowledge base.

    Read the Wine Bible. It seems like it's going to be a cheesy book, but it's actually incredibly informative, especially when it comes to basic viticulture knowledge. Really good book.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Fortunately, I live on the East Coast, so this is actually possible.

    What's your problem with the west coast, anyway?

    i don't like the generalized cultures in california.

    i don't like the degree to which it's defined by extremes:

    materialistic vs. hippie
    culturally permissive vs. rigidly religious

    i also don't like ostentatious displays of wealth, marajuana culture or celebrity culture. I'm also pretty uncomfortable with the kind of public sexuality that california is big on.

    Fucking hate paying taxes but refuse to stop state spending.

    Sheep on
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