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[RADlands] Ho down in Bro town

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    if you guys want to chase her down that would be just swell because I can't think of a time where DE?AD wouldn't use this as an excuse to create a recurring villain

    just saying

    [Bro]

    [Dusty][150%]
    [P] 25% 10% [M] 60% Stress 12% RAD 5%


    "Sewers open te-e-e-erritory. Belong to everyone. Same for rest of city. Same for re-e-e-est of world. Prrvrrky lrrrrs rrtply rrffff crrsssh." Dusty spins the wheel on the hatch, rust sprinkling out, and opens it, adding a low bass note to the hissing water heaters. The robed freaker probes the darkness with the stick before climbing inside; peaking out to face Krupe and Skiff. "Could talk politics later rrrf interested. Pri-i-iority should be to leave a-a-area." He extends an open palm toward Skiff. "Extend shoulder. Arms... hazardous."

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thinking about it some more, I'd actually recommend against just catching her, Shabooty.

    If she's got Mutant Supreme, she might be able to convince you to free her despite your better judgment.

    Not really sure what to do with the Bro here. He's not really a character made to handle situations involving people jumping out of windows to escape!

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    assist rolls would probably be an awesome idea for taking down the mutant leader, Bro group

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Actually, go ahead and catch her Shabooty

    if she's back up where I can talk to her I can actually be useful this round.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dubh I can't tell whether you want her to be a recurring villain or not?

    Also Chet you can have your say Telepathically, without stopping her momentum?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Krosius wrote: »
    So let's get this shit linear

    1. She's diving out the window
    2. CRABBY's hookshot puts her in a spin and a tizzy as she's suddenly bereft of clothing
    3. Suddenly, she accelerates! Into the concrete.
    4. And then something big, chitinous/fuzzy, and angry hits her like a fucking truck and throws her down into the pool.

    Right. Jim went for a mindfuck (unless he edited and I missed it)
    I'm not sure if the mechanics allow Wolf to pounce her into the pool onceshes hit the side. It doesn't make sense in my head, anyway.

    PS it just hot me why the hell would we listen to VI's advice anyway. Tommy, don't roll an ability youhave -40% to off the bat. he is trying to kill you

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Actually, go ahead and catch her Shabooty

    if she's back up where I can talk to her I can actually be useful this round.

    You can assist in other rolls somehow. Give Wolf a boost out the window?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I do not

    DE?AD makes the most irritating reoccurring villains

    this is not a comment on his writing, I'm just really tired of people getting away and haunting us

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the only person would could ideally use assistance would be chet accelerating wolf to cut her throat

    that or having The Bro inspire someone

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Chet isn't trying to catch her, he's trying to accelerate her into the cement.

    I thought. Shabooty, what are you doing?

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Haha, Theresai.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bro's group, you guys should get on vent and coordinate how you want shit to go down

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    the only person would could ideally use assistance would be chet accelerating wolf to cut her throat

    that or having The Bro inspire someone

    Except I don't have interspecies communication and none of you are human.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Seriously. If you don't use The Power of Teamwork you're not getting out of Werefucked Town.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    I do not

    DE?AD makes the most irritating reoccurring villains

    this is not a comment on his writing, I'm just really tired of people getting away and haunting us
    Yea what are we scooby Doo? This the fucking wastes man! take no prisoners! No survivors!

    We are operating on Horror movie villian logic here. You knock out a motherfucker? You better freeze him then smash him into peices afterwards.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Seriously. If you don't use The Power of Teamwork you're not getting out of Werefucked Town.

    I think they want to get her into werefucked town :winky:

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    CyenseCyense Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    [Bro]
    URL="http://glossolalia-rpg.pbworks.com/Skiff"]Skiff[/URL[P: 60%][S: 20%][M: 20%][Stress: 10%][RAD ?%]


    Skiff grunts and follows the robed freaker's lead, dropping into the sewers and taking a degree of care to avoid accidental dismemberment or evisceration.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    NeoToma wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I do not

    DE?AD makes the most irritating reoccurring villains

    this is not a comment on his writing, I'm just really tired of people getting away and haunting us
    Yea what are we scooby Doo? This the fucking wastes man! take no prisoners! No survivors!

    WWDD

    What would Dusty do?

    Get on a goddamn motorcycle and slap a fish in her face.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    the only person would could ideally use assistance would be chet accelerating wolf to cut her throat

    that or having The Bro inspire someone

    Except I don't have interspecies communication and none of you are human.
    Aiding allows you to help another character adding ¼ your relevant stat as a bonus to their roll.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    the only person would could ideally use assistance would be chet accelerating wolf to cut her throat

    that or having The Bro inspire someone

    Except I don't have interspecies communication and none of you are human.

    ...since when did robots not understand English

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    beep boop

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    the only person would could ideally use assistance would be chet accelerating wolf to cut her throat

    that or having The Bro inspire someone

    Except I don't have interspecies communication and none of you are human.

    ...since when did robots not understand English

    Speed thinks squall is talking about burning spirit, not just a regular aid roll

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    the only person would could ideally use assistance would be chet accelerating wolf to cut her throat

    that or having The Bro inspire someone

    Except I don't have interspecies communication and none of you are human.
    Aiding allows you to help another character adding ¼ your relevant stat as a bonus to their roll.

    Oh I thought you were specifically talking about Inspiration.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Scarlet Burning Spirit can only be transferred to other humans unless you have Interspecies Communication.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Scarlet

    65% [M] + 100% - 40% is still quite a bonus

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tommy apparently Tetsuo only applies to your highest Psycher power. I think you should save freezing her until she's beaten up a bit.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Scarlet

    65% [M] + 100% - 40% is still quite a bonus

    Tetsuo doesn't effect hit roll though does it?
    Doesn't matter anyway because you can't use tetsuo on a pyscher power you haven't invested points in.
    Tetsuo: Psychers generate massive amounts of psionic energy, and, for the most part, they must actually hold back in order to stop that energy from destroying their own minds. However, they can, occasionally and only for short periods, let loose and take advantage of all that power they’ve been keeping locked up. At any point, a psycher can gain a +100% bonus to his highest psycher power for one round (or one minute, out of conflict). The human psyche is not prepared for such power, however, and the psycher takes an immediate +20% [M] Damage. You may sustain this effect, but you take an additional +20% [M] Damage each round (or minute) you do so. There is, however, a minor benefit; as each additional round (or minute) you sustain the effect, the bonus to his power by increases +50% for each round it is sustained.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm trying to think what could be the worst possible outcome in the bro's group right now

    Being Supreme she convinces Chet to gently allow her to land and run away

    Wolf jumps out the window after her, hitting the concrete on accident

    Jimothy's mindfuck backfires

    Crabby latches on as she runs away, dragging the scitterbot behind her

    and then the building explodes

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yay or nay on dropping her?

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Slam her into the ground, Shabooty. Like make her head hit right into the edge of the pool.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm trying to think what could be the worst possible outcome in the bro's group right now

    Being Supreme she convinces Chet to gently allow her to land and run away

    Wolf jumps out the window after her, hitting the concrete on accident

    Jimothy's mindfuck backfires

    Crabby latches on as she runs away, dragging the scitterbot behind her

    and then the building explodes

    I love this mental image

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah there's nothing to be gained out of catching her. Don't give her the chance to social you.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I thought about jumping with Wolf, but then I remembered hard knock life

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    I'm trying to think what could be the worst possible outcome in the bro's group right now

    Being Supreme she convinces Chet to gently allow her to land and run away

    Wolf jumps out the window after her, hitting the concrete on accident

    Jimothy's mindfuck backfires

    Crabby latches on as she runs away, dragging the scitterbot behind her

    and then the building explodes

    I love this mental image

    With a superimposed image of DE?AD in the sky turning his back on the group and shedding a single tear.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I thought about jumping with Wolf, but then I remembered hard knock life

    I love hard knock life so much

    everyone seems to forget that the Bro has it, but no one will ever forget jimmijum

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Why do you think this mission was so fucked up Toasters?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I thought about jumping with Wolf, but then I remembered hard knock life

    I love hard knock life so much

    everyone seems to forget that the Bro has it, but no one will ever forget jimmijum

    the hardest

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It could be worse!

    Jim could still be wearing the whore's armor

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Shabooty wrote: »
    URL="http://glossolalia-rpg.pbworks.com/Chet-Lumbowski"]Chet[/URL[140%]
    [P]30% 20% [M]30% Stress 0% RAD RAD Poisoned


    While waiting for Bro, Chet can't help but think about Marrisylda/

    "Man, she was a real jerk, huh Wolf? I mean, she ignored me like I wasn't even there. Me, the giant floating head. Plus, what was her deal with humans? If she so much better then a human then why don't she... uh.. why don't she say that to that mustachioed man's face? Don't know why those other mutants followed her. we aren't the mutants who like humans, are we?" Chet thinks about this for a few moments and comes to a decision. "You know what? I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind." Chet storms off back to where Bro is.

    Chet enters the room to see Marrisylda dive out the window. "H-hey! No, You're not leaving until I've had my say!"

    Floating as fast as he can toward the window, Chet latches his mind onto the falling mutant's ankle and hauls her back up. Keeping her away from the window but above cement and not water, Chet smiles.

    "You're a bitch."

    Chet turns to the group and, having wanted to say this for a long time, says, "Mind if I take out the trash? No? Okay."

    Chet tosses, well, accelerates Marrisylda into the pool. Sadly, he misses the pool and she smacks into the cement.

    there

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    thus, chet begins his dark streak

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