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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
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    i can't imagine calling a forumer and being all like

    yo wassup girl wanna go clubbin this weekend

    oh god hahahaha that would be amazing.

    or like inviting her over to your parents' house to play videogames or watch battlestar galactica or some bullshit

    and just sitting really awkwardly close to her on the couch

    spitting game to a forumer has got to be so awkward

    all putting your arm on her arm and acting like, oh sorry it's just that we're sitting so close together

    crossing your legs to hide your boner

    mom get out of here we don't need any sodas

    sensually licking the cheeto dust off each other's fingertips

    glasses noisily in the way

    going to your computer and bragging to the internet the instant she leaves

    Moriarty on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Oh, what amusing timing.

    That's what your mom said.

    Uh.

    Yeah.

    Go to bed.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    So what are the pairings thus far?

    WaM-SaM
    Sheri-Nucsh
    Leli-Nads
    Mully-Arsenic
    Janson-Mori

    Is that it?

    Do Jordyn and Framling count? I mean they kinda met outside of SE++ right?

    Does this list only apply to hetero couples?

    Fiz on
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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    i can't imagine calling a forumer and being all like

    yo wassup girl wanna go clubbin this weekend

    oh god hahahaha that would be amazing.

    or like inviting her over to your parents' house to play videogames or watch battlestar galactica or some bullshit

    and just sitting really awkwardly close to her on the couch

    spitting game to a forumer has got to be so awkward

    all putting your arm on her arm and acting like, oh sorry it's just that we're sitting so close together

    crossing your legs to hide your boner

    mom get out of here we don't need any sodas

    sensually licking the cheeto dust off each other's fingertips

    glasses noisily in the way

    going to your computer and bragging to the internet the instant she leaves

    awkwardly flirting with her the next time you see her post.

    Mister Longbaugh on
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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I can't wait until I have enough money/time to go to PAX. You all are going to be all like "Oh, that's DoR? I thought he would be more idiotic and annoying and ugly and stuff. Instead he's just drunk and sad."

    AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO JUST SIT THERE GROOVIN ON IT!

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    No I don't.
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Talon and Okami to the list!

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey-Your Mom

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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Oh, what amusing timing.

    :lol:

    Leli on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Bogey-Your Sister
    there

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Bogey-Your Mom and Sisters

    Fiz on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    So what are the pairings thus far?

    WaM-SaM
    Sheri-Nucsh
    Leli-Nads
    Mully-Arsenic
    Janson-Mori

    Is that it?

    Do Jordyn and Framling count? I mean they kinda met outside of SE++ right?

    Does this list only apply to hetero couples?

    Only because they were talking about SE++ girls and how they're basically all paired off. If there are any lesbian couples I have no idea who they might be.

    t SH: let's make out.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Bogey-Your Sister

    Fixed.

    EDIT: beat like a redheaded stepchild

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
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    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
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    Moriarty wrote: »
    i can't imagine calling a forumer and being all like

    yo wassup girl wanna go clubbin this weekend

    oh god hahahaha that would be amazing.

    or like inviting her over to your parents' house to play videogames or watch battlestar galactica or some bullshit

    and just sitting really awkwardly close to her on the couch

    spitting game to a forumer has got to be so awkward

    all putting your arm on her arm and acting like, oh sorry it's just that we're sitting so close together

    crossing your legs to hide your boner

    mom get out of here we don't need any sodas

    sensually licking the cheeto dust off each other's fingertips

    glasses noisily in the way

    going to your computer and bragging to the internet the instant she leaves

    awkwardly flirting with her the next time you see her post.

    trolling her off the forum the instant she breaks up with you

    Moriarty on
    will suck dick for shock images and videos
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    So what are the pairings thus far?

    WaM-SaM
    Sheri-Nucsh
    Leli-Nads
    Mully-Arsenic
    Janson-Mori

    Is that it?

    Do Jordyn and Framling count? I mean they kinda met outside of SE++ right?

    Does this list only apply to hetero couples?

    Only because they were talking about SE++ girls and how they're basically all paired off. If there are any lesbian couples I have no idea who they might be.

    t SH: let's make out.

    kay mwah mwah


    t sheri: don't talk about me like that

    Abracadaniel on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    So what are the pairings thus far?

    WaM-SaM
    Sheri-Nucsh
    Leli-Nads
    Mully-Arsenic
    Janson-Mori

    Is that it?

    Do Jordyn and Framling count? I mean they kinda met outside of SE++ right?

    Does this list only apply to hetero couples?

    Only because they were talking about SE++ girls and how they're basically all paired off. If there are any lesbian couples I have no idea who they might be.

    t SH: let's make out.

    kay mwah mwah

    Baaaaaaaaarf

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Bogey-Your Sister

    Fixed.

    EDIT: beat like a redheaded stepchild
    You just dye it.

    Aneurhythmia on
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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
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    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    i can't imagine calling a forumer and being all like

    yo wassup girl wanna go clubbin this weekend

    oh god hahahaha that would be amazing.

    or like inviting her over to your parents' house to play videogames or watch battlestar galactica or some bullshit

    and just sitting really awkwardly close to her on the couch

    spitting game to a forumer has got to be so awkward

    all putting your arm on her arm and acting like, oh sorry it's just that we're sitting so close together

    crossing your legs to hide your boner

    mom get out of here we don't need any sodas

    sensually licking the cheeto dust off each other's fingertips

    glasses noisily in the way

    going to your computer and bragging to the internet the instant she leaves

    awkwardly flirting with her the next time you see her post.

    trolling her off the forum the instant she breaks up with you

    and scene.

    Mister Longbaugh on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TFS-Me

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd like to think that if Bogey were to go gay, it would be with me.

    He's my conveniently located Redeemer.

    Fiz on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fiz you're such a pervy

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    and scene.

    what about reminiscing about the way she'd caress your stretch marks

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    and scene.

    what about reminiscing about the way she'd caress your stretch marks

    i think we came here, and we did what we needed to do.

    Mister Longbaugh on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    but really what did anybody expect.

    this is a social group.

    a sad, sitting in a shower eating spaghettios sort of social group

    but one none the less

    people meeting tends to happen.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    RMD--Jar of Mayonnaise

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Viv, I am willing to be one third of your threesome you so desire.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nads and Leli was to be expected. Their first public meeting was at the most romantic place on earth.

    Right by Space Mountain during the recent Red Hot Chili Peppers promotion.

    Fiz on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    God you people have a one track mind.

    Silmaril on
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Even I could have gotten tail hanging out by there.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Viv, I am willing to be one third of your threesome you so desire.

    No no no not threeSOME, triple-team.

    God get it right.

    Also pix. I don't fuck uglies.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There's also Trillian and whatshisface and those two people I don't know

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sil we could hook you up with someone if you want

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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    Nads and Leli was to be expected. Their first public meeting was at the most romantic place on earth.

    Right by Space Mountain during the recent Red Hot Chili Peppers promotion.

    With my exboyfriend hanging on my arm complaining about how weird you guys are.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Commander wiggins - Kusugatti

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Spooky--That One Chick

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    Nads and Leli was to be expected. Their first public meeting was at the most romantic place on earth.

    Right by Space Mountain during the recent Red Hot Chili Peppers promotion.

    With my exboyfriend hanging on my arm complaining about how weird you guys are.

    I'm excited for you guys because Nads totally wont bogart any secret satans presents you make




    Uh, maybe

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    Nads and Leli was to be expected. Their first public meeting was at the most romantic place on earth.

    Right by Space Mountain during the recent Red Hot Chili Peppers promotion.

    With my exboyfriend hanging on my arm complaining about how weird you guys are.

    The kind of story that usually have Fabio on the cover.

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    and scene.

    what about reminiscing about the way she'd caress your stretch marks

    i think we came here, and we did what we needed to do.

    "so how'd you two love birds meet?"

    "oh, we posted on the same subforum on a message board for a web comic about videogames."

    now we've done what we needed to do

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Sil we could hook you up with someone if you want



    I'm deeply in love With Mrs. Palm and her five lovely daughters.

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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    On a unicorn with flames.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.

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