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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Man, that thing was so annoying.

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ahaha, reading through 914's experiment logs.

    I like how it fucks with the researchers by bringing up 682.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    (Memo from General ████████: It's screwing with us, you know that right? I don't CARE if it's been proven that it has no self-awareness, this thing is LAUGHING at us!)

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    here i was wondering why the guy in the chat suddenly went "oh, YOU'RE quoth"

    NOW I KNOW

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh shit everybody hide!

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    gonna throw some suicide pills at me, eh

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    DEPLOY THE OWL!

    edit: OH FUCK SHE IS ON TO US!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    CONTAINMENT BREACH

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Use the hooting to cover your foot steps and we might escape!

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    [DATA EXPUNGED]

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    $&@*$%;&

    I can hoot see thehoot light, and it is hoothooootiful

    @%$*$*@$*hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    These were the last records found at research site __ "SE++"

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ORANGE ALERT, ORANGE ALERT

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    lets distact qouth with sum typos

    whil they ar beein fixd, we wil excape

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    let me turn of spell chekcer, that will stop her for days and dasy.

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I refooz too compreymise me graymar four the cauz.

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Awww no, we lost the dimension hopping restroom. I loved that thing.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I thought the reel-to-reel tapeworm was pretty cool

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    ugh typos make me barf

    where doing this guys

    where making this hapen

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the grammar ruse was a DISTACTION

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh, and we lost the utility bill. Damnit.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh dam, that bil was neta. we shud meak somethig leik it.

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    nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    they have some amusing joke entries, though

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-014-j

    i'm a bunch of pages late on this, but
    Note: I request that we have this SCP decommissioned immediately. It's too dangerous to be kept alive. -Agent Spoon

    was so good

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    To those editing out typos and whatnot, the 914 experimentation log has a 'sever' when it should be 'severe'

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    701 is one of my favorites

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think this is the creepiest SCP I've run into yet.

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky wrote: »

    Modify the shower incident a little, the wording's a little off at the moment

    Or you could let me have a go at it

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think this is the creepiest SCP I've run into yet.

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035

    That's the first one I'd throw into the mirrorverse

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honestly, the actual incidents of the Foundation destroying the SCPs instead of just studying them forever are incredibly small. Considering their resources and implied knowledge, you would think they'd be executing dangerous objects right and left.

    Of course, the real answers to why they don't are probably simple. A) much more extra writing, B ) things are naturally more frightening when you know they haven't been stopped/killed/whatever. Keeping them alive makes the articles more interesting from a literary aspect.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The GOC are the ones who want to destroy them

    The Foundation represents the danger of trying to catalog and study things that should by all rights be destroyed

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SCP is full of researchers who are more interested in studying these things than in protecting life, in the macro or micro aspects.

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    They keep them around just in case there is something worse out there. I mean think about it, having all the powers of a functionally immortal lizard at your beck and call would help if you where trying to fight some sort of world-eating horror.

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Plus, think of all the things you could learn from things like SCP-035. It contains an archive of knowledge exceeding all known human psychology, among many other darker things. The temptation of knowledge is, as it has always been, too great.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My scientific inquiry goes as far as "what happens when I hit it with a hammer."

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The answer to that is almost always: "Bad things"

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