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    PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Let it go on the record that I am the first to make the !Zap Brannigan reference.
    I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies

    Plutonium on
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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Two winners. Pretty nice there. (Regardless of alignment, I consider anyone who winds up dead to have lost. You gotta live, and you gotta be on the winning side.)

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Two winners. Pretty nice there. (Regardless of alignment, I consider anyone who winds up dead to have lost. You gotta live, and you gotta be on the winning side.)

    Damn that means I never won a game yet. :(

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
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    V2-GundamV2-Gundam Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yes, my Phallanoia Avatar and Sig are ready. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    V2-Gundam on
    Stand Up To the Victory!
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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Two winners. Pretty nice there. (Regardless of alignment, I consider anyone who winds up dead to have lost. You gotta live, and you gotta be on the winning side.)

    Damn that means I never won a game yet. :(
    By the way, I have to ask: has there ever been a game with one sole survivor? (And by the way, congrats on your victory, Gundam and BitterOldMan.)

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Two winners. Pretty nice there. (Regardless of alignment, I consider anyone who winds up dead to have lost. You gotta live, and you gotta be on the winning side.)

    Damn that means I never won a game yet. :(
    By the way, I have to ask: has there ever been a game with one sole survivor?

    Umm I think Rishiri had the one ninja left with the last human. I think that's the closet we got.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm going to !zap inside of everyone.

    Everyone needs a little !zap in the face now and then.

    Nice shoes, wanna !zap?

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Two winners. Pretty nice there. (Regardless of alignment, I consider anyone who winds up dead to have lost. You gotta live, and you gotta be on the winning side.)

    Damn that means I never won a game yet. :(
    By the way, I have to ask: has there ever been a game with one sole survivor? (And by the way, congrats on your victory, Gundam and BitterOldMan.)

    I liked V2-Gundam's strategy in particular.

    His strategy was: do nothing and then go on vacation.

    Drez on
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    SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Two winners. Pretty nice there. (Regardless of alignment, I consider anyone who winds up dead to have lost. You gotta live, and you gotta be on the winning side.)

    That explains what you were trying to go for with the money in the Mole phalla.

    Smasher on
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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smasher wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Two winners. Pretty nice there. (Regardless of alignment, I consider anyone who winds up dead to have lost. You gotta live, and you gotta be on the winning side.)

    That explains what you were trying to go for with the money in the Mole phalla.
    Exactly. And if you'll go into the archives to see the final OP, you'll note I only list five winners- the five survivors. (FunkyWaltDogg, Cantide, Grid System, CableCarrier and Jragghen.)

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Why isn't my new Paranoia Av not working? :(

    STUART SCOTT: "Every once in a while, it all just comes together and you have a perfect show. Bob Ley in '89. Charley Steiner had his in '91. Dan had one working last season."
    DAN PATRICK: "That, of course, is the sort of thing that can't not happen in a playoff race."
    (screams, gasps)
    UMPIRE IN CONTROL ROOM: "That's a double negative!"
    (Patrick brings his head down to the desk.)

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Why isn't my new Paranoia Av not working? :(

    If you previously uploaded an avatar from the Edit Avatar menu, it will override whatever you link to under Edit Options or Edit Signature. So, you have to go to Edit Avatar and delete your current av.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Just so I can get it out of the way now..

    You !zap     me, you've got this coming for you:

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    Yes, an angry, angry leprechaun. He'll sodomize you with his shillelagh, and then give you a donkey punch for good measure.

    Do you really want to risk it?

    Do you!?

    Shamus on
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    V2-GundamV2-Gundam Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I did not go on vaction. The semester ended and I had to move home becuase the dorm was closing.

    V2-Gundam on
    Stand Up To the Victory!
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    VC CharlieVC Charlie Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    V2-Gundam wrote: »
    I did not go on vaction. The semester ended and I had to move home becuase the dorm was closing.

    That's the kind of logical and cogent explanation we can expect from a Communist

    VC Charlie on
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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I'm going to !zap inside of everyone.

    Everyone needs a little !zap in the face now and then.

    Nice shoes, wanna !zap?

    I'll take you up on that one, Drez.

    I'm just like an altoid: small, white, and surprisingly strong.

    :winky:

    Unearthly Stew on
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    jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So !Zapping involves violent murder. And :winky:.

    D:

    I really don't think that Friend Computer would like that kind of thing.

    jothki on
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    FunkyWaltDogg wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Why isn't my new Paranoia Av not working? :(

    If you previously uploaded an avatar from the Edit Avatar menu, it will override whatever you link to under Edit Options or Edit Signature. So, you have to go to Edit Avatar and delete your current av.
    Ah ha!

    Thank you.

    You're welcome. I'm glad to see I'm not the only person who was confused by the utterly strange way avatars are handled here.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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    V2-GundamV2-Gundam Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    VC Charlie wrote: »
    That's the kind of logical and cogent explanation we can expect from a Communist
    Only a dirty communist would call Nixon a communist.

    Plus with a name like VC Charlie, your giving away your commie-ness.

    V2-Gundam on
    Stand Up To the Victory!
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The zapper will zap whomever he wants.

    Gorilla Salad on
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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    V2-Gundam wrote: »
    VC Charlie wrote: »
    That's the kind of logical and cogent explanation we can expect from a Communist
    Only a dirty communist would call Nixon a communist.

    Plus with a name like VC Charlie, your giving away your commie-ness.
    But only a dirty commie would forget Friend Computer's wise teachings and use "your" instead of "you're"!

    PsychoLarry1 on
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    V2-GundamV2-Gundam Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Only a communist would use contractions.

    V2-Gundam on
    Stand Up To the Victory!
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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So... does the vote end at 2:00am edt everynight? Or this night special because VTM just ended?

    Last Son on
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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    V2-Gundam wrote: »
    Only a communist would use contractions.
    Contractions are a method of efficiency! Friend Computer values and rewards efficiency in its troubleshooters. Are you opposed to efficient speech traitor?

    PsychoLarry1 on
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PsychoLarry1 wrote: »
    V2-Gundam wrote: »
    Only a communist would use contractions.
    Contractions are a method of efficiency! Friend Computer values and rewards efficiency in its troubleshooters. Are you opposed to efficient speech traitor?
    Guys, guys. We can work together to find the real trators.

    You were a commie once, weren't you...TORMENTEDSOUL!

    Gorilla Salad on
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    So... does the vote end at 2:00am edt everynight? Or this night special because VTM just ended?

    Every night.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ah. So glad to have a lovely five-hour break between Phallas. It's entirely sane.

    GrimmyTOA on
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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So - it starts in an hour or so? Who will fire the first shot? Hmm, I gotta turn on that invisible mode.

    MrBlarney on
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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Attention troubleshooters! Mission critical data to arrive during the next hour. Stay alert!

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    So - it starts in an hour or so? Who will fire the first shot? Hmm, I gotta turn on that invisible mode.
    Most won't live long enough for it to matter.

    So it is written in the Book of Rage.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    So - it starts in an hour or so? Who will fire the first shot? Hmm, I gotta turn on that invisible mode.
    Most won't live long enough for it to matter.

    So it is written in the Book of Rage.
    Oh shi-

    TehSpectre on
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    Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Free hugs for all! I absolutely swear I'm not strapped with dynamite or carrying any exacto knives.

    Last Son on
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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Free hugs for all! I absolutely swear I'm not strapped with dynamite or carrying any exacto knives.

    Zap him and hug the corpse!

    ...

    ...

    That came out wrong.

    GrimmyTOA on
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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sup Dudes.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=1544452#post1544452

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    Sup Dudes.

    My penis.

    DarkPrimus on
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