people having kids and not being good to them and it fucking up the kids is a pet peeve of mine
like how being punched in the face is a pet peeve of most people?
man i agree with all your points but the age thing is pretty arbitrary. I mean i'm glad we waited but i woulden't have minded having it a few years earlier ( all onther conditions being met).
i just wanted to enjoy my freedom a bit more ( and my wife hers) so we chose to wait.
just a number for when people are more likely to treat their kid better and yet still be able to be around and keep up with them through their formative years
But then you don't get to be a young, cool parent, who will be a friend to their kid rather than a lame authority figure.
I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks
but it won't be obvious either
it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!
that name is an instant win button
he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain
Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.
I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks
but it won't be obvious either
it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!
that name is an instant win button
he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain
Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.
there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!
you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!
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I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks
but it won't be obvious either
it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!
that name is an instant win button
he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain
Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.
there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!
you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!
I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.
I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks
but it won't be obvious either
it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!
that name is an instant win button
he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain
Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.
there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!
you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!
I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.
nope we've all been fantastic leaders of men, courageous swordwrestlers, handsome kings of fancy and generous lovers
I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks
but it won't be obvious either
it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!
that name is an instant win button
he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain
Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.
there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!
you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!
I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.
King Raneados VII
He got his crown as part of a fast food kiddy meal, and his kingship was only a meth-addled illusion.
He didn't give mouth party to truckies though. They didn't even have trucks in those days! Just horses. Which he gave mouth party to.
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I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks
but it won't be obvious either
it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!
that name is an instant win button
he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain
Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.
there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!
you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!
I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.
nope we've all been fantastic leaders of men, courageous swordwrestlers, handsome kings of fancy and generous lovers
I will name my kid raneados and set him up to fail at even the simplest of tasks
but it won't be obvious either
it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!
that name is an instant win button
he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain
Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.
there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!
you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!
I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.
nope we've all been fantastic leaders of men, courageous swordwrestlers, handsome kings of fancy and generous lovers
More like sword swallowers.
checking my notes
nope
swordwrestlers
it's right here sir
see it's even circled and there appear to be some dragons drawn around it!
it's almost as if they're guarding the word itself
Shepard, we've been going over your records. . .and we discovered a few. . .irregularities.
Apparently there are recording of you making phone calls to a Ms. Ashley Williams in which you threaten her, make speciest comments about her being raped by a pack of Vorcha, and in one instance you flat out tell her you will snipe her in the head and bury her body in the Citadel Rose Garden.
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but it won't be obvious either
it'll seem like some sort of bad karma affliction that will surely turn around later in life, right? right?!
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But then you don't get to be a young, cool parent, who will be a friend to their kid rather than a lame authority figure.
much less take a hostage
well okay I see how it could take a hostage
but the gun thing remains a mystery
that name is an instant win button
he will succeed despite your sabotage and will probably move out at age 5 and become king of spain
cold placenta sandwiches
Either that, or be emotionally crippled for the rest of his life and end up giving mouth party to truckers along the interstate to buy meth and fast food for a living.
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there's no historical record of that happening to any of the Raneadoses of history!
you can';t just MAKE UP history, hunter!
I did make it up, but I'm shocked it didn't come pretty close to at least one Raneadose in history.
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Isaac
He will be coming via C-Section
oh god why did i stay up so late
good plan, clever man
Then name him Isaac Caesar, King of New Rome.
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nope we've all been fantastic leaders of men, courageous swordwrestlers, handsome kings of fancy and generous lovers
Now it all makes sense
King Raneados VII
He got his crown as part of a fast food kiddy meal, and his kingship was only a meth-addled illusion.
He didn't give mouth party to truckies though. They didn't even have trucks in those days! Just horses. Which he gave mouth party to.
More like sword swallowers.
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you seem a decent enough fellow
:P
and you sir!
and now you're a cut above the rest.
checking my notes
nope
swordwrestlers
it's right here sir
see it's even circled and there appear to be some dragons drawn around it!
it's almost as if they're guarding the word itself
things not progressing as planned or a conscious decision beforehand?
Apparently there are recording of you making phone calls to a Ms. Ashley Williams in which you threaten her, make speciest comments about her being raped by a pack of Vorcha, and in one instance you flat out tell her you will snipe her in the head and bury her body in the Citadel Rose Garden.
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I also
Untimely ripp'd from my mother's womb I was
my mom tried to show me my birth video
noooooooooooooo
the big man....
HASS the baby
We don't want another Kyle XY situation on our hands.
Do we, Admiral?
The video of the conception however was a big hit.
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Like
all of it?
my dad is not very attractive
:<