Prom was much better my Junior year than Senior year
Junior year I went with a girl that I was madly in love with and it was fantastic
Senior year I went "stag" because the girl I was dating was going with someone else (she agreed to go with him months prior before we started dating). And then I got arrested.
Wait, you can't yada yada yada the prison? That's the best part!
Eh, getting arrested for an MIP on prom night isn't all that special.
Waltzing into the liquor store in tuxedos with a fake ID was not the smartest move I admit.
Yeah I found that funny, like "Oh thom picked carrie too".
I thought of a dozen movies about or featuring proms after but Carrie came to mind first.
Same, I was first going to go with Take my Breath away because it seems like that song played in every 80's movie featuring a prom, but instead went with brutal murder.
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so i was in the trader joe's today and some parents were toting their prob 1.5 yr old kid around in a cart. the kid was fucking shrieking like a goddamned banshee.
he wouldn't stop
so i go up to the mother, look her in the eye, and say "i am going to punch that baby if you don't make it stop screaming"
the parents gave me the dirtiest look
god people are sensitive about their kids these days.
so i was in the trader joe's today and some parents were toting their prob 1.5 yr old kid around in a cart. the kid was fucking shrieking like a goddamned banshee.
he wouldn't stop
so i go up to the mother, look her in the eye, and say "i am going to punch that baby if you don't make it stop screaming"
the parents gave me the dirtiest look
god people are sensitive about their kids these days.
Will that's not proper etiquette you are supposed to snicker with other nearby customers loudly while pointing.
so i was in the trader joe's today and some parents were toting their prob 1.5 yr old kid around in a cart. the kid was fucking shrieking like a goddamned banshee.
he wouldn't stop
so i go up to the mother, look her in the eye, and say "i am going to punch that baby if you don't make it stop screaming"
the parents gave me the dirtiest look
god people are sensitive about their kids these days.
You shoulda done the mobster theory from House.
Just get in the baby's face and shout "STOP" at the top of your lungs.
so i was in the trader joe's today and some parents were toting their prob 1.5 yr old kid around in a cart. the kid was fucking shrieking like a goddamned banshee.
he wouldn't stop
so i go up to the mother, look her in the eye, and say "i am going to punch that baby if you don't make it stop screaming"
the parents gave me the dirtiest look
god people are sensitive about their kids these days.
I swear people take their kids places they should never take them. Like outside of their house.
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Eh, getting arrested for an MIP on prom night isn't all that special.
Waltzing into the liquor store in tuxedos with a fake ID was not the smartest move I admit.
You know, teenagers.
And now it has Iron Maiden so it is the far superior [chat]
Too many [Chat]s
Yeah I found that funny, like "Oh thom picked carrie too".
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And we should do our best to intergrate Ex-Cons back into society.
St. Swithun's Day.
I thought of a dozen movies about or featuring proms after but Carrie came to mind first.
Prom is lame anyway. Way too expensive.
haha
i was just gonna say "his tubby friend caught a little flak"
there's like a sadie something dance where the girls have to ask the boys also
hawkins?
Same, I was first going to go with Take my Breath away because it seems like that song played in every 80's movie featuring a prom, but instead went with brutal murder.
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Yes. We didn't have one of those, thank god.
In as much as my school had a religious affiliation, it would have been Church of Scotland, not Church of England.
i was kind of hoping that skip would make one of his awesome montages
but i guess now that he has a swank new job he's too busy to hang with us plain folks
What do jokes about large vaginas have to do with dances will?
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How dare he be working when the rest of us are slacking off!
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Man, you've really been busting out the Predator jokes lately.
Those things must have been dusty.
Speaking of dusty...
That wasn't related to me!
I was thinking of asking the girl my brother took to prom (she was a junior when he invited her), but being fat I had no self confidence.
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That's why you ask a fat girl so you can be fat prom dates together and maybe get a fat handjob in the limo.
o_O
I wanted her to have slept with both Dionne boys, sadly we didn't get to tag team her before my bro went mega christian.
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he wouldn't stop
so i go up to the mother, look her in the eye, and say "i am going to punch that baby if you don't make it stop screaming"
the parents gave me the dirtiest look
god people are sensitive about their kids these days.
see!?
tubby peeps should stick with tubby peeps
even on the west coast
Will that's not proper etiquette you are supposed to snicker with other nearby customers loudly while pointing.
You shoulda done the mobster theory from House.
Just get in the baby's face and shout "STOP" at the top of your lungs.
I swear people take their kids places they should never take them. Like outside of their house.
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I asked a girl out at prom and she said no.
Then, all suave like, I wrote "If you change your mind, I'm still interested" in her year book.
Then she started IMing me every day and I lost interest, but hey it was cool to know I've got charm.
oh
so you didn't have anything