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edited August 2010
What color are the turtles? This is very important.
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edited August 2010
In my 11th grade high school history class there was this girl who always left the class to go the bathroom, everyone thought she was bulimic. So one day my teacher waited for her to leave and than orchestrated a plan.
When she walked back into the room he was lecturing about the civil war, waiting for her to sit down. She sat and he continued until he gave us the code-word. All the students in the class began making vomit sounds towards her. We all got up and made our way closer and closer to her while being louder with our vomit sounds.
In my 11th grade high school history class there was this girl who always left the class to go the bathroom, everyone thought she was bulimic. So one day my teacher waited for her to leave and than orchestrated a plan.
When she walked back into the room he was lecturing about the civil war, waiting for her to sit down. She sat and he continued until he gave us the code-word. All the students in the class began making vomit sounds towards her. We all got up and made our way closer and closer to her while being louder with our vomit sounds.
She ran out of the class crying.
Well, was she bulimic?
Or were you guys just a bunch of dicks to someone with bladder problems?
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
I had a teacher that was literally learning the math subject as we were.
Also whenever there was an incident she always took the side of the popular kids. I remember taking the WASL state test when those kids all started talking and joking. The teacher didn't do anything, but I couldn't concentrate so I turned up my headphones.
I turned them up too loudly and then I started getting yelled at. Welp.
Oh I dated a guy once that totally forgot he was actually dating me. He wanted to see how long he could go without sleeping and apparently he went too far.
But instead of apologizing he just decided he would be better off never ever speaking to me again and acting like we weren't actually dating at all.
I can't decide if that's the worst breakup I've ever had, or the time I dated a Baptist.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
In my 11th grade high school history class there was this girl who always left the class to go the bathroom, everyone thought she was bulimic. So one day my teacher waited for her to leave and than orchestrated a plan.
When she walked back into the room he was lecturing about the civil war, waiting for her to sit down. She sat and he continued until he gave us the code-word. All the students in the class began making vomit sounds towards her. We all got up and made our way closer and closer to her while being louder with our vomit sounds.
She ran out of the class crying.
Well, was she bulimic?
Or were you guys just a bunch of dicks to someone with bladder problems?
I still don't understand why gradeschool teachers get tenure. Like, are they at risk for losing their job for teaching controversial opinions about the civil war to 4th graders?
Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
edited August 2010
When I was younger our local bank held a contest between all the children. It was an art-based contest where you had a Buzz Lightyear coloring page and had to color it the best. Every kid in the town turned in a page and at the end of the contest they announced a winner, my sister.
She held up her prized, porcelain piggy bank and began to make fun of me for being a loser. She screamed that I was lower than her and she was better than me.
So that very night I snuck into her room and smashed her piggy bank (after removing all the coins she had placed in it). I gathered all the broken shards of her trophy and deposited in in the garbage without anyone knowing.
That next morning while she cried I licked a delicious ice cream cone, which I bought with her money.
The moral of the story is no one says they're better than me! NO ONE!!!!
I still don't understand why gradeschool teachers get tenure. Like, are they at risk for losing their job for teaching controversial opinions about the civil war to 4th graders?
Grade school teachers don't teach so much as they just sit at their desk and bark orders.
Or get pissed off because you, the parent, had the gall to teach your child how to read, because she wanted the credit for it herself.
I went to a horrible elementary school.
I went through speech lessons because I am the oldest child in my family and my mother believed the speech therapist when she told her I couldn't speak properly and needed assistance.
I was losing my damn baby teeth so of course I couldn't talk properly, but when my mom realized how silly it all was she pulled me out but got her ass chewed out for being an abusive parent.
The speech therapist got paid by how many students she had, and I was the one student that kept her employed.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
I kinda wish that something happened when my choir class (Stanwood high school) went to Ellensburg. God that was so long ago I don't even remember what was going on.
I mean choir is fun but sometimes it's boring as hell and 4 hour bus rides back home suck.
Zonugal is either an asshole to the nth degree or a fakeposter who makes this stuff up for attention
Either way, I'm pretty sure elevating him to god-like heights and continuously talking about how ice-cold he is is fulfilling his end-game pretty squarely
Well I am kind of a tom boy, especially more so when I was a kid.
All playing with legos instead of barbie.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
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Well to be fair honey you are kind of dating Boo Radley.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
edited August 2010
One time in that same high school history class we had this project. We had to assemble a mini-book comprised of 20 pages, each page devoted to a single important person during World War 2. Well, being a procrastinator, decided to put it off till the last day. Crunched under pressure and time I simply stole information off of Wikipedia and reformatted it into the book.
Well the next day we turned them in and went to the computer lab. Ten minuted in I was called out to talk to the teacher. Apparently a girl, who had been caught plagiarizing, told our teacher that I plagiarized as well. I was shocked but immediately knew what to do in the situation. I started slinging guilt the girl, spinning everything right & left until I made her break down crying. Amid tears she admitted to accusing me of plagiarizing just to throw guilt off herself.
While our teacher yelled at her I walked away, with such a great smile.
Zonugal is either an asshole to the nth degree or a fakeposter who makes this stuff up for attention
Either way, I'm pretty sure elevating him to god-like heights and continuously talking about how ice-cold he is is fulfilling his end-game pretty squarely
It's not really fakeposting so much as creative fiction and I don't think the second is really happening
most people are just calling him an assole
Zonugal is either an asshole to the nth degree or a fakeposter who makes this stuff up for attention
Either way, I'm pretty sure elevating him to god-like heights and continuously talking about how ice-cold he is is fulfilling his end-game pretty squarely
It's not really fakeposting so much as creative fiction and I don't think the second is really happening
most people are just calling him an assole
Unless your his next door neighbor it doesn't really matter anyways if he's telling the truth or not.
It's horrifying but also very entertaining.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
edited August 2010
I don't want to push one way or another but building me up to God-like heights wouldn't be that bad.
But apparently I am the avatar of Slannesh, so my statue is going to need to look amazing.
zon I've never seen someone fall from grace as fast as you have
The real problem here is that my mountain of narcissism can only bask in it all.
I have heard it odd that I revel in people hating me. I once got told that some former residents of mine, if they found me in a dark alley, would stab me to death.
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the turtles are normal size though
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When she walked back into the room he was lecturing about the civil war, waiting for her to sit down. She sat and he continued until he gave us the code-word. All the students in the class began making vomit sounds towards her. We all got up and made our way closer and closer to her while being louder with our vomit sounds.
She ran out of the class crying.
Well, was she bulimic?
Or were you guys just a bunch of dicks to someone with bladder problems?
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Also whenever there was an incident she always took the side of the popular kids. I remember taking the WASL state test when those kids all started talking and joking. The teacher didn't do anything, but I couldn't concentrate so I turned up my headphones.
I turned them up too loudly and then I started getting yelled at. Welp.
Oh I dated a guy once that totally forgot he was actually dating me. He wanted to see how long he could go without sleeping and apparently he went too far.
But instead of apologizing he just decided he would be better off never ever speaking to me again and acting like we weren't actually dating at all.
I can't decide if that's the worst breakup I've ever had, or the time I dated a Baptist.
Oh she was bulimic.
Boy was that embarrassing.
I'm really glad there's a mountain range between us.
She held up her prized, porcelain piggy bank and began to make fun of me for being a loser. She screamed that I was lower than her and she was better than me.
So that very night I snuck into her room and smashed her piggy bank (after removing all the coins she had placed in it). I gathered all the broken shards of her trophy and deposited in in the garbage without anyone knowing.
That next morning while she cried I licked a delicious ice cream cone, which I bought with her money.
The moral of the story is no one says they're better than me! NO ONE!!!!
Grade school teachers don't teach so much as they just sit at their desk and bark orders.
Or get pissed off because you, the parent, had the gall to teach your child how to read, because she wanted the credit for it herself.
I went to a horrible elementary school.
I went through speech lessons because I am the oldest child in my family and my mother believed the speech therapist when she told her I couldn't speak properly and needed assistance.
I was losing my damn baby teeth so of course I couldn't talk properly, but when my mom realized how silly it all was she pulled me out but got her ass chewed out for being an abusive parent.
The speech therapist got paid by how many students she had, and I was the one student that kept her employed.
And I though I was an evil child.
Like, the worst.
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I mean choir is fun but sometimes it's boring as hell and 4 hour bus rides back home suck.
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Either way, I'm pretty sure elevating him to god-like heights and continuously talking about how ice-cold he is is fulfilling his end-game pretty squarely
Well I am kind of a tom boy, especially more so when I was a kid.
All playing with legos instead of barbie.
Well the next day we turned them in and went to the computer lab. Ten minuted in I was called out to talk to the teacher. Apparently a girl, who had been caught plagiarizing, told our teacher that I plagiarized as well. I was shocked but immediately knew what to do in the situation. I started slinging guilt the girl, spinning everything right & left until I made her break down crying. Amid tears she admitted to accusing me of plagiarizing just to throw guilt off herself.
While our teacher yelled at her I walked away, with such a great smile.
It's not really fakeposting so much as creative fiction and I don't think the second is really happening
most people are just calling him an assole
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There's just something about those creepy little toys that you left for me in the forest that just won me over.
Also, that dude I stabbed to death. That was hella romantic.
Unless your his next door neighbor it doesn't really matter anyways if he's telling the truth or not.
It's horrifying but also very entertaining.
But apparently I am the avatar of Slannesh, so my statue is going to need to look amazing.
Aw shit that little wooden heart you painted up with his blood, that's when I knew it was true love.
Satans..... hints.....
The real problem here is that my mountain of narcissism can only bask in it all.
I have heard it odd that I revel in people hating me. I once got told that some former residents of mine, if they found me in a dark alley, would stab me to death.
You just have to take that as a compliment.
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But if you folks are looking to venture into the chambers of my childhood that is a chapter I would happy to shine a light towards.