Are you proposing that there is, in fact, no way for a set of tits to be the rudest? That all tits because of what they are the pinnacle of rude?
I'm simply stating that no single set of titt-ays can be the rudest. Since each man will in fact classify them based on his own calculations, there is no guideline. In this case then, each set of rude titties is it's own outlier.
I dare say, Dr. Cripple von Cantwalkenstein, your theorums seem to hold true given even the most rude of titties.
I believe you are on to something here. Yes, definitely on to something indeed!
this is not to say however, that we cannot break down these milk jugs into genres and then attempt a rude-ranking system.
This is still plagued with outliers. Once you establish a bracketing system for one aspect, you are left with an almost infinate number of sub-catagories... size, shape, firmness, bounce, areola size, nipple shape, nipple size, freckles, chest off-set.....
The classification becomes almost a sissyphian ordeal. However, if one could, in theory, break it down, then and only then, could one declare a certificate for "Rudest Type-73827263492 Titty".
This is still plagued by bias and perspective. It is however most likely the closest one could get.
No, Wren was that guy who was trying to complete some stupid report by putting values from a document in to a template, but they didn't fit and the template was really broken.
Well rudosity really is a function of a person's opinion, and as such it is subjective. I wouldn't necessarily say a big set of titties is the rudest. I would say that the category which contains the rudest sets of titties is those women whose titties are proportional to their bodies.
this is not to say however, that we cannot break down these milk jugs into genres and then attempt a rude-ranking system.
This is still plagued with outliers. Once you establish a bracketing system for one aspect, you are left with an almost infinate number of sub-catagories... size, shape, firmness, bounce, areola size, nipple shape, nipple size, freckles, chest off-set.....
The classification becomes almost a sissyphian ordeal. However, if one could, in theory, break it down, then and only then, could one declare a certificate for "Rudest Type-73827263492 Titty".
This is still plagued by bias and perspective. It is however most likely the closest one could get.
In addition to the factors already mentioned one has to take into account other mitigating factors such as lighting, angle, pose, clothing situation, and location of said rude-titty viewing.
As an example; if said rudest of titties were in a serious movie that you were watching with your parents would they be slightly less rude than the titties you saw while the owner of said rudiest of titties flashed you while you were grocery shopping?
Do you see the dilemna here? It's a maze with a byzantine level of complexity.
I dare say, Dr. Cripple von Cantwalkenstein, your theorums seem to hold true given even the most rude of titties.
I believe you are on to something here. Yes, definitely on to something indeed!
this is not to say however, that we cannot break down these milk jugs into genres and then attempt a rude-ranking system.
This is still plagued with outliers. Once you establish a bracketing system for one aspect, you are left with an almost infinate number of sub-catagories... size, shape, firmness, bounce, areola size, nipple shape, nipple size, freckles, chest off-set.....
The classification becomes almost a sissyphian ordeal. However, if one could, in theory, break it down, then and only then, could one declare a certificate for "Rudest Type-73827263492 Titty".
This is still plagued by bias and perspective. It is however most likely the closest one could get.
Surely though you will agree that while such a classification system is virtually impossible we should at least make the attempt to judge and dutifully inspect said titties. For science and all that.
Surely though you will agree that while such a classification system is virtually impossible we should at least make the attempt to judge and dutifully inspect said titties. For science and all that.
Oh yes yes, indeed. I believe that we should have multiple panels of independent bodies researching this problem and cross checking with peer reviewed findings.
this is not to say however, that we cannot break down these milk jugs into genres and then attempt a rude-ranking system.
This is still plagued with outliers. Once you establish a bracketing system for one aspect, you are left with an almost infinate number of sub-catagories... size, shape, firmness, bounce, areola size, nipple shape, nipple size, freckles, chest off-set.....
The classification becomes almost a sissyphian ordeal. However, if one could, in theory, break it down, then and only then, could one declare a certificate for "Rudest Type-73827263492 Titty".
This is still plagued by bias and perspective. It is however most likely the closest one could get.
In addition to the factors already mentioned one has to take into account other mitigating factors such as lighting, angle, pose, clothing situation, and location of said rude-titty viewing.
As an example; if said rudest of titties were in a serious movie that you were watching with your parents would they be slightly less rude than the titties you saw while the owner of said rudiest of titties flashed you while you were grocery shopping?
Do you see the dilemna here? It's a maze with a byzantine level of complexity.
ahhh... then of course there is the situational aspects. I mean you have 2 sets of perfectly rude mammaries, but they are in fact completely different catagories. Niether one you particulary find to be "hella-rude". However the owner of one is sucking your donger while the other is spanking her with a riding crop and calling her a dirty cum-slut.
I ask of you sir, in this situation, really, which set is ruder? These kinds of decisions are not for a mere mortal man to decide. It is a far better thing to simply grab a handfull of hair and enjoy the ride.
this is not to say however, that we cannot break down these milk jugs into genres and then attempt a rude-ranking system.
This is still plagued with outliers. Once you establish a bracketing system for one aspect, you are left with an almost infinate number of sub-catagories... size, shape, firmness, bounce, areola size, nipple shape, nipple size, freckles, chest off-set.....
The classification becomes almost a sissyphian ordeal. However, if one could, in theory, break it down, then and only then, could one declare a certificate for "Rudest Type-73827263492 Titty".
This is still plagued by bias and perspective. It is however most likely the closest one could get.
In addition to the factors already mentioned one has to take into account other mitigating factors such as lighting, angle, pose, clothing situation, and location of said rude-titty viewing.
As an example; if said rudest of titties were in a serious movie that you were watching with your parents would they be slightly less rude than the titties you saw while the owner of said rudiest of titties flashed you while you were grocery shopping?
Do you see the dilemna here? It's a maze with a byzantine level of complexity.
You make a compelling point. It truly is amazing how deep your knowledge of titty rudeness goes!
Surely though you will agree that while such a classification system is virtually impossible we should at least make the attempt to judge and dutifully inspect said titties. For science and all that.
Oh yes yes, indeed. I believe that we should have multiple panels of independent bodies researching this problem and cross checking with peer reviewed findings.
Surely though you will agree that while such a classification system is virtually impossible we should at least make the attempt to judge and dutifully inspect said titties. For science and all that.
Oh yes yes, indeed. I believe that we should have multiple panels of independent bodies researching this problem and cross checking with peer reviewed findings.
One can not be too thorough in a case like this.
We can all wear lab coats and carry clipboards.
"Dr.Ziplock, are they rude?"
"They certainly are, Dr. Callius."
*motorboat*
I think you'll probably end up needing a standard scale on which to judge each set of titties. You could use something like the Robert Parker wine scale, which goes up to 100. Each set of mammaries gets points based something like this:
1-10 points for size
1-10 points for proportionality
1-25 points for nipple quality, which can be further broken down
1-25 points for overall hotness of the chick
1-5 for the situation you are in when you see then
1-25 for feel, touch, taste, motorboating, etc.
ahhh... then of course there is the situational aspects. I mean you have 2 sets of perfectly rude mammaries, but they are in fact completely different catagories. Niether one you particulary find to be "hella-rude". However the owner of one is sucking your donger while the other is spanking her with a riding crop and calling her a dirty cum-slut.
I ask of you sir, in this situation, really, which set is ruder? These kinds of decisions are not for a mere mortal man to decide. It is a far better thing to simply grab a handfull of hair and enjoy the ride.
As Dean of this prestigious institute it is not only my privilege, but it is my honor to bestow upon you the following title in perpetuity:
"Stale: The Most Honorable and Grand Surveyor of Titties Most Rude"
ahhh... then of course there is the situational aspects. I mean you have 2 sets of perfectly rude mammaries, but they are in fact completely different catagories. Niether one you particulary find to be "hella-rude". However the owner of one is sucking your donger while the other is spanking her with a riding crop and calling her a dirty cum-slut.
I ask of you sir, in this situation, really, which set is ruder? These kinds of decisions are not for a mere mortal man to decide. It is a far better thing to simply grab a handfull of hair and enjoy the ride.
As Dean of this prestigious institute it is not only my privilege, but it is my honor to bestow upon you the following title upon you in perpetuity:
"Stale: The Most Honorable and Grand Surveyor of Titties Most Rude"
Oooooooooooo - This is a great honor, coming right from the dean of dildos. I feel honored just to have been around while this title was bestowed.
ahhh... then of course there is the situational aspects. I mean you have 2 sets of perfectly rude mammaries, but they are in fact completely different catagories. Niether one you particulary find to be "hella-rude". However the owner of one is sucking your donger while the other is spanking her with a riding crop and calling her a dirty cum-slut.
I ask of you sir, in this situation, really, which set is ruder? These kinds of decisions are not for a mere mortal man to decide. It is a far better thing to simply grab a handfull of hair and enjoy the ride.
As Dean of this prestigious institute it is not only my privilege, but it is my honor to bestow upon you the following title in perpetuity:
"Stale: The Most Honorable and Grand Surveyor of Titties Most Rude"
I shall strive to conduct myself and my research with the highest of standards and ethics in an effort to carry this title with the honor it deserves.
While I feel that the titties are indeed supple and bountiful in their volume, the motorboating was found somewhat wanting, as they were rather lacking in bouquet. A fine compliment to a modest evening, but otherwise not the highest level of rudeness.
While I feel that the titties are indeed supple and bountiful in their volume, the motorboating was found somewhat wanting, as they were rather lacking in bouquet. A fine compliment to a modest evening, but otherwise not the highest level of rudeness.
Some titties just need to be aged a little bit longer - insert dyslexic joke here.
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I'm not quite sure how we can "turn this mother out" on this one.
Any suggestions, either from the "Dean of Dildos (and Dildonic related studies)", or from the "The Most Honorable and Grand Surveyor of Titties Most Rude".
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I'm not quite sure how we can "turn this mother out" on this one.
Any suggestions, either from the "Dean of Dildos (and Dildonic related studies)", or from the "The Most Honorable and Grand Surveyor of Titties Most Rude".
I would suggest a parade of titties. The samples need to be spread across age and ethnicity. We may need to appeal to the dean for more funding. 16 year old Thai girls are not cheap.
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most rude indeed
ruder
rudest would imply however that they were the pinnacle of what tits could ever achieve, this gentlemen, is not the case.
Are you proposing that there is, in fact, no way for a set of tits to be the rudest? That all tits because of what they are the pinnacle of rude?
I'm simply stating that no single set of titt-ays can be the rudest. Since each man will in fact classify them based on his own calculations, there is no guideline. In this case then, each set of rude titties is it's own outlier.
The center does not hold.
:^:
I believe you are on to something here. Yes, definitely on to something indeed!
this is not to say however, that we cannot break down these milk jugs into genres and then attempt a rude-ranking system.
This is still plagued with outliers. Once you establish a bracketing system for one aspect, you are left with an almost infinate number of sub-catagories... size, shape, firmness, bounce, areola size, nipple shape, nipple size, freckles, chest off-set.....
The classification becomes almost a sissyphian ordeal. However, if one could, in theory, break it down, then and only then, could one declare a certificate for "Rudest Type-73827263492 Titty".
This is still plagued by bias and perspective. It is however most likely the closest one could get.
No, Wren was that guy who was trying to complete some stupid report by putting values from a document in to a template, but they didn't fit and the template was really broken.
As an example; if said rudest of titties were in a serious movie that you were watching with your parents would they be slightly less rude than the titties you saw while the owner of said rudiest of titties flashed you while you were grocery shopping?
Do you see the dilemna here? It's a maze with a byzantine level of complexity.
Surely though you will agree that while such a classification system is virtually impossible we should at least make the attempt to judge and dutifully inspect said titties. For science and all that.
One can not be too thorough in a case like this.
ahhh... then of course there is the situational aspects. I mean you have 2 sets of perfectly rude mammaries, but they are in fact completely different catagories. Niether one you particulary find to be "hella-rude". However the owner of one is sucking your donger while the other is spanking her with a riding crop and calling her a dirty cum-slut.
I ask of you sir, in this situation, really, which set is ruder? These kinds of decisions are not for a mere mortal man to decide. It is a far better thing to simply grab a handfull of hair and enjoy the ride.
You make a compelling point. It truly is amazing how deep your knowledge of titty rudeness goes!
We can all wear lab coats and carry clipboards.
"Dr.Ziplock, are they rude?"
"They certainly are, Dr. Callius."
*motorboat*
I think you'll probably end up needing a standard scale on which to judge each set of titties. You could use something like the Robert Parker wine scale, which goes up to 100. Each set of mammaries gets points based something like this:
1-10 points for size
1-10 points for proportionality
1-25 points for nipple quality, which can be further broken down
1-25 points for overall hotness of the chick
1-5 for the situation you are in when you see then
1-25 for feel, touch, taste, motorboating, etc.
"Stale: The Most Honorable and Grand Surveyor of Titties Most Rude"
Oooooooooooo - This is a great honor, coming right from the dean of dildos. I feel honored just to have been around while this title was bestowed.
I shall strive to conduct myself and my research with the highest of standards and ethics in an effort to carry this title with the honor it deserves.
Now. Lets get some titties out here.
Is sarukun an Amazon Warrior Princess?
Some titties just need to be aged a little bit longer - insert dyslexic joke here.
Any suggestions, either from the "Dean of Dildos (and Dildonic related studies)", or from the "The Most Honorable and Grand Surveyor of Titties Most Rude".
I would suggest a parade of titties. The samples need to be spread across age and ethnicity. We may need to appeal to the dean for more funding. 16 year old Thai girls are not cheap.