Fact: In third grade I fell 14 feet straight onto my head when the rope swing I was on broke.
Secret: The feel, sound, and basically everything about soft croissants makes me cringe, grind my teeth, and generally causes me to feel INTENSELY uncomfortable. I have to cut them all the time at work and I won't tell anyone because they would think I'm a pussy. To me the feeling of a soft croissant is one of the worst possible things in the entire world.
I have to sleep with a nightlight when I'm by myself. Also, I check to make sure my door and closets are closed multiple times and look under the bed before I go to sleep for the night and I am a grown-ass man
Fact: In third grade I fell 14 feet straight onto my head when the rope swing I was on broke.
Secret: The feel, sound, and basically everything about soft croissants makes me cringe, grind my teeth, and generally causes me to feel INTENSELY uncomfortable. I have to cut them all the time at work and I won't tell anyone because they would think I'm a pussy. To me the feeling of a soft croissant is one of the worst possible things in the entire world.
Fact: I have broken dozens of bones.
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I have to sleep with a nightlight when I'm by myself. Also, I check to make sure my door and closets are closed multiple times and look under the bed before I go to sleep for the night and I am a grown-ass man
the first week or so alone at my apartment was a bit scary
but then i realized i'm batman and king kong ain't got shit on me
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what about bullets
Neither are you, but we don't hold that against ya.
How the hell did you expect people to backlash against that?
What spring does with the cherry trees.
bullets?! my only weakness!
e: RAAAANEEEADDDDOOOOOSSSSS
they havent done the job so far
keith you are only 23
stop lyin'
that shit's for nerds
but nah, I never needed it, I wasn't raped or anything, while it was WAY too young for a person to be doing that
WAAYYYYYYY TOOO YOUNG
it didn't traumatize me or turn me off on anything
aint no shame in that, i have several late 20s friends who have yet to do 'it'
i'm 22
secret: i'm a time wizard
are you sure
Are you a walking corpse?
he can dry a vagina from miles away
its not a big deal
Never at the same time, though.
it is something society seems to think is important that really really isn't
And then the baby-sitter saw me in the shower and she couldn't control herself.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Fact: In third grade I fell 14 feet straight onto my head when the rope swing I was on broke.
Secret: The feel, sound, and basically everything about soft croissants makes me cringe, grind my teeth, and generally causes me to feel INTENSELY uncomfortable. I have to cut them all the time at work and I won't tell anyone because they would think I'm a pussy. To me the feeling of a soft croissant is one of the worst possible things in the entire world.
I am way too lazy to hide anything
got the raddest forehead scar
the first week I moved into my apartment I slept with a suitcase propped up against the closet door cause it doesn't shut all the way
What spring does with the cherry trees.
another secret: The girl was also 8, it wasn't a fucked up pedophile thing, we were just like "hey let's try sex", barely understand what it was
we were both more physically mature for our ages, so things actually happened basically the same as actual sex
Haha that sounds like something I would do, too.
I have to sleep with a nightlight when I'm by myself. Also, I check to make sure my door and closets are closed multiple times and look under the bed before I go to sleep for the night and I am a grown-ass man
look, we know how you feel about foreigners hon
no need to beat around the bush
Fact: It is safe.
Secret: It's the One Ring.
I think I did it right.
Fact: I have broken dozens of bones.
jesus when i was 8 i was more interested in the sega master system and basic maths
Those don't count because it was just practice
Duuuuh
i got this junior scientist kit for my birthday and i wound up sticking the tweezers in an electrical outlet for the hell of it
the first week or so alone at my apartment was a bit scary
but then i realized i'm batman and king kong ain't got shit on me