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R.I.P. Greg Giraldo

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Is Mr. Galifianakis still doing between two ferns because that was amazing

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Way to cut to the heart of humor, Koshian.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    the answer is never, by the way. never say the n word as a white person.

    but my black friend...

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    did you also shave your V for Vagina

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    racism is goddamned hilarious though

    *points to Chris Rock: When it is OK for a white man to say the N word*

    he pissed on ya?

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I can say the n word if I am a racist in a movie or play

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    or if I am playing a black man in a movie or play

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    man I would still have to like get READY to say the n-word in a movie or play

    i don't think i'd be able to just bust it out in an audition or something

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    What kind of preparation would would you do? What is your method?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    go in black face

    it'll make the whole process easier

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    denihilist wrote: »
    What kind of preparation would would you do? What is your method?

    i think just several minutes of practice and mentally preparing

    TIME TO SAY THAT BAD WORD

    OKAY

    OKAY

    OKAY

    READY

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    come to think of it

    is SNL still having a white dude play barack obama?

    because

    like

    really?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    come to think of it

    is SNL still having a white dude play barack obama?

    because

    like

    really?

    If it's still Fred Armisen, he's Japanese-Venezuelan

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    nice racism, TDOT

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    man I would still have to like get READY to say the n-word in a movie or play

    i don't think i'd be able to just bust it out in an audition or something

    I got permission to use the word around my friend, and it still felt weird and wrong so I stopped

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    denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    "no guys, it's cool. A friend said I could use it. He even gave me a note!"

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I say it all the time cause I can do whatever I want cause I'm white and I invented the english language so I can use whatever word I want

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    denihilist wrote: »
    "no guys, it's cool. A friend said I could use it. He even gave me a note!"

    I had a license

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I've never heard anything this guy did. Sucks that he died, though.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    nice racism, TDOT

    thanks, man

    I try, I really do

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    denihilist wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    this man was funny

    he died

    that is sad

    I am very sorry for your K-pop.

    my kpops transcend this mortal plane

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    denihilist wrote: »
    "no guys, it's cool. A friend said I could use it. He even gave me a note!"

    oh hey it's moe_fwacky

    how are you today, moe

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    maybe? I don't think she's interacted with him much if at all though


    he has literally said that he thinks it's okay for him to use the n word whenever because his one brown friend is fine with it though

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    While I like the guy, I have a hard time getting bent up over a dude who OD'd.

    Yeah fuck drug users man their lives aren't nearly as important.

    Yes, that is exactly what I said and what I meant. I appreciate you taking my point, reworking it and delivering it in a clear and succinct manner that I wasn't able to develop myself.

    Truly, you are a man who needs to follow me around and be sure that everyone on the planet that hears my voice and reads my words know the true meaning behind each and every one of them.

    Thank you, sir. Thank you.

    sometimes you've got this stick up your ass zip. it was a bullshit comment and don't act like you should not be called out on it.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    koshian when is it okay for an Asian to say the n word

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    everyone read Tim wise's stuff

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    While I like the guy, I have a hard time getting bent up over a dude who OD'd.

    Fuck you.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    literally murder jeff dunham if you ever get the chance

    don't you like swwweeeeeeet daddy deeeee koshian

    i'll put his head on a pike and them make awful racist jokes with it

    you're just jealous he doesn't have any azn puppets

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    this made me remember why I hate andy dick so much

    fuck you, andy dick

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    No one likes Andy Dick

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    did you see the latest person he added as a friend on facebook? i bet he is schtuping her

    I added him but he hasn't accepted my request, I'm in limbo :(

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Jon Lovitz is a great man but the greatest thing he has ever done was beat the shit out of Andy Dick

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    This thread inspired me to listen to some Patton Oswalt on Netflix streaming in my car again.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    He didn't even have to beat the shit out of Andy. He KO'ed that skinny coke fiend with one punch.

    I heard about Greg's death last night at the end of the Daily Show. God damn that was a bummer. I knew he had overodsed by mistake but everything I was being told by other comics said he was recovering. I wish I knew what happened where he wound up relapsng. It sucks. I knew about Greg pre-CC and I saw him live once. It was a great show. Hilarious, high energy. I knew he was battling demons but damn, this just blows.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't think Lovitz even punched him. I remember the story being that he slammed his head against a bar.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    A lot of people have wanted to do this for a long time, and now Jon Lovitz has done it. It also brings up something from the past I wasn't aware of.

    At L.A.'s Laugh Factory the other night, Lovitz and Andy Dick got into an argument about Phil Hartman's death and Andy Dick's drug use. Five months before Brynn Hartman shot Phil and herself to death, Dick allegedly gave her cocaine at a house party that Lovitz also attended. Brynn Hartman had been sober for ten years, and now Lovitz blames Dick giving her the cocaine as the reason why she got hooked again and killed Hartman and herself five months later.

    According to witnesses, Lovitz picked Dick up several times and smashed his head and face into the bar, causing him to bleed. This isn't the first time they've had words. When Lovitz took over for Hartman on NewsRadio, he told Dick "I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine." And then last year Dick confronted Lovitz at a restaurant, taking drinks off the table and saying he put the "Phil Hartman hex" on him and that he was going to die next.

    Yikes.

    Looks like you're right, Geek.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    I think Lovitz had also previously warned Dick that if he stirred shit up about Hartman with him again, he was gonna kick is ass.

    So, it's not like the little douche didn't have any warning.

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Every time I hear that story, it just keeps getting better. Go Jon Lovitz.

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My favorite thing.

    Is the voice of Jay Sherman... Jon Lovitz...

    Fucking beat the hell out of someone. Anyone.

    The icing on the cake? It was Andy Dick.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    maybe I will watch Zach Greekonakis' comedy
    or maybe I will watch would I lie to you

    watch it

    its interspersed with this interview with his "brother", which is beyond fantastic and probably just worth watching now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWbobiutvxM

    i think the best part is when he starts ranting about how he should have gotten kangaroo jack

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