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edited October 2010
So when we were teenagers my friends and I read this Weird News article about a woman in San Francisco who could insert a football into her cooter, and that gave us an idea for a porno.
WILDO.
The centerpiece of the movie would be a dwarf being banged from behind by MadHardonagain and then his head would in turn be going into this woman, like a human dildo.
A goat off to the side would be going WILLDOOO NOOOOOOO
So when we were teenagers my friends and I read this Weird News article about a woman in San Francisco who could insert a football into her cooter, and that gave us an idea for a porno.
WILDO.
The centerpiece of the movie would be a dwarf being banged from behind by MadHardonagain and then his head would in turn be going into this woman, like a human dildo.
A goat off to the side would be going WILLDOOO NOOOOOOO
So when we were teenagers my friends and I read this Weird News article about a woman in San Francisco who could insert a football into her cooter, and that gave us an idea for a porno.
WILDO.
The centerpiece of the movie would be a dwarf being banged from behind by MadHardonagain and then his head would in turn be going into this woman, like a human dildo.
A goat off to the side would be going WILLDOOO NOOOOOOO
What the fuCK!?
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.
AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.
Dude I REALLY like porn.
I mean not just for spakin' it or anything, just in general. I've seen all of scrubs, so if there's a knock of off scrubs that's just as funny and has full penetration I'll watch it.
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A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.
AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.
Dude I REALLY like porn.
I mean not just for spakin' it or anything, just in general. I've seen all of scrubs, so if there's a knock of off scrubs that's just as funny and has full penetration I'll watch it.
Ok next time I see you, won't be shaking your hand.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.
AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.
Dude I REALLY like porn.
I mean not just for spakin' it or anything, just in general. I've seen all of scrubs, so if there's a knock of off scrubs that's just as funny and has full penetration I'll watch it.
Ok next time I see you, won't be shaking your hand.
There's a reason many cultures choose to shake with the left hands.
It's because most people wipe their ass and jack off with their right.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
So when we were teenagers my friends and I read this Weird News article about a woman in San Francisco who could insert a football into her cooter, and that gave us an idea for a porno.
WILDO.
The centerpiece of the movie would be a dwarf being banged from behind by MadHardonagain and then his head would in turn be going into this woman, like a human dildo.
A goat off to the side would be going WILLDOOO NOOOOOOO
That's just sick.
Whoops, I should have specified that I meant an American football. Obviously a soccer football would be absurd.
A lot of those porn sitcom parodies are actually really funny. I swear to god some of the show writers must give unused scripts to the porn producers.
AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.
justin hasn't been around as much lately, someone's going to have to pick up the slack
I never understand how to do that.
See, just when I think I have all the slack out of the line, it explodes with juice and then goes slack again!
Help me, [chat]!
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
edited October 2010
It's cool preach, I'm a leftie.
We can shake hands and fist bump.
Also, I love skinemax porn. It's awesome not having to see full penetration in a dirty movie. They've got this series about "college kids" that's like a dirty version of greek and the storyline and character development are really good.
I mean there's a lot of softcore porn starts that just couldn't make it as legit actors and actresses but don't want to just all out fuck on camera so they do softcore.
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WILDO.
The centerpiece of the movie would be a dwarf being banged from behind by MadHardonagain and then his head would in turn be going into this woman, like a human dildo.
A goat off to the side would be going WILLDOOO NOOOOOOO
*lobs a graphing calculator at YamiNoSenshi's head *
Man, how absurd.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
That's just sick.
What the fuCK!?
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AH I'm starting to wonder about you and your not so casual porn consumption.
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justin hasn't been around as much lately, someone's going to have to pick up the slack
Couldn't have just let that one hang... no no someone had to take up the porn mantle.
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Dude I REALLY like porn.
I mean not just for spakin' it or anything, just in general. I've seen all of scrubs, so if there's a knock of off scrubs that's just as funny and has full penetration I'll watch it.
I never understand how to do that.
See, just when I think I have all the slack out of the line, it explodes with juice and then goes slack again!
Help me, [chat]!
it's a sacred position
Ok next time I see you, won't be shaking your hand.
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There's a reason many cultures choose to shake with the left hands.
Whoops, I should have specified that I meant an American football. Obviously a soccer football would be absurd.
We can shake hands and fist bump.
Also, I love skinemax porn. It's awesome not having to see full penetration in a dirty movie. They've got this series about "college kids" that's like a dirty version of greek and the storyline and character development are really good.
I mean there's a lot of softcore porn starts that just couldn't make it as legit actors and actresses but don't want to just all out fuck on camera so they do softcore.
Well thank god, I'm glad that was the part you decided to clarify.
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You could almost describe it as a position for a missionary.
can you blame him? do you think he and his droogs had much else to do that wasn't "in town" 30 miles away from the farmstead
Cunt Notice, about a burned porn actress.
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I didn't want people to think we were sick
God that's amazing
That last one, having Shark Week being narrated by Dexter? Awesome.