Pony you should come to Germany and make holocaust jokes in public.
Even the german jews will go apeshit.
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i don't mind holocaust jokes or jewish jokes as long as
A) they're said in jest and you don't mean them
they're actually funny
Everything has a comedy side to it.
Everything.
this is also my view
there are times and places when you shouldn't make jokes about some things, but that's only in those contexts
there's no subject that should be completely forbidden in all instances of ever being made light of
that's absurd, that's basically believing that some words are magical and have magic powers when said regardless of how they are said
i've had people tell me "You can't joke about rape, not ever, and you can't use the word rape in a lighter context like saying some dude raped you at Halo: Reach last night"
and i'm like "Why not?"
they go "YOU CAN'T! IT HURTS RAPE VICTIMS!"
and i'm like actually i've been sexually assaulted more than once and being able to use gallows humor and make light of the situation has been part of my overcoming the trauma of the situation so uh
fuck you?
yeah
let's go with that.
Damn right. There should be absolutely nothing sacred when it comes to things to laugh at.
Half the time its better to find something funny in a situation or it'll make you cry.
When my Dad had the fuck off massive cyst and tumor affecting his language part of his brain? Laughing my nuts off because his mind replaced to word hospital with the word Adelaide.
So one day I'm visiting her and she leans over with a massive grin on her face and says "You know how woke me up this morning? A Black man!!!" she then lean't back still smiling.
My dad can sometimes be less than entirely racially sensitive but really I think it's seeing ignorance and bad behavior in general that sets him off, whether on the part of white people or any other race
If you're basically a good person and not a criminal or an asshole dad will probably be cool with you
Pony you should come to Germany and make holocaust jokes in public.
Even the german jews will go apeshit.
like i said, there are times and places you shouldn't make jokes about some things
that's called tact
but that doesn't make a subject forbidden to ever be joked about ever
Oh, it does in Germany. But the Germans in general have a weird habit of going "Oh no everybody hates us because WW2/The jews!" while, in fact, few people today still care.
What I'm saying is a more relaxed view of our past might be in order.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
No, Frenchman are all drunk all the time. How else can you explain eating snails and putting up with their body odor without puking.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
when i had a stroke, it was p much the worst experience in my entire life and it's fucked me up permanently and continues to be a serious impediment to my life
i'm p much mentally disabled now. it's not noticeable most of the time, but when it's noticeable, it is very noticeable
a couple days after it happened, i got out of the hospital and went home. i had one functioning eye, and one functioning hand
i posted on the forums about it, made a thread
Tube proceeded to lay into me with a stream of hilarious stroke-related puns
i appreciated this and laughed about it with the side of my face that worked
Oh, it does in Germany. But the Germans in general have a weird habit of going "Oh no everybody hates us because WW2/The jews!" while, in fact, few people today still care.
What I'm saying is a more relaxed view of our past might be in order.
all my expat friends and I make tonnes of nazi jokes whenever we get together, mostly to get it out of our system.
I got glared at for yelling 'lebensraum' in a nightclub on the weekend. Sometimes I forget where I am.
She once told me that she didn't mind blacks, but no child of hers would dare bring one home.
I wish I had a black girlfriend to spite her.
(Which coincidentally almost happened once)
Ah yes, the old "I'm not racist but..." technique.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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Is it a slur or an abbreviation, like Aussie?
Man I wish. Sober as a...
as a...
You know, I'm really struggling to think of someone sober.
Ahahahaha
Damn it, now I'm going to and won't know why. I hate you.
Even the german jews will go apeshit.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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You know he probably isn't being nasty as that word had completely different connotations as recently as 30 years ago?
I don't believe in 'forbidden' words but the more fucked up the joke is the more funny it better end up being to make up for it
like i said, there are times and places you shouldn't make jokes about some things
that's called tact
but that doesn't make a subject forbidden to ever be joked about ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY
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(:P)
Also, my father's wife(stepmother I guess) is also racist. It's pretty awkward.
Damn right. There should be absolutely nothing sacred when it comes to things to laugh at.
Half the time its better to find something funny in a situation or it'll make you cry.
When my Dad had the fuck off massive cyst and tumor affecting his language part of his brain? Laughing my nuts off because his mind replaced to word hospital with the word Adelaide.
There are so many places to go with this.
yeah that's sorta a requirement
something offensive can't, in and of itself, be the punchline
this is why i don't find a lot of sarah silverman's stuff very funny
the majority of her comedy is "oh my god a girl said something filthy!"
but like, for example, some of the stuff Louis CK says is offensive as shit, but the fact that he's saying offensive things is not "the joke"
The French are always drunk. And blaspheming their paintings at the same time.
No, Frenchman are all drunk all the time. How else can you explain eating snails and putting up with their body odor without puking.
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it is almost as if language evolves and words take on new connotations
Basically, yeah
Awwww.
They are delicious though!
If you're basically a good person and not a criminal or an asshole dad will probably be cool with you
That would be gay.
And retarded.
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Oh, it does in Germany. But the Germans in general have a weird habit of going "Oh no everybody hates us because WW2/The jews!" while, in fact, few people today still care.
What I'm saying is a more relaxed view of our past might be in order.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! :x
the fact that this is an opinion some people seriously express drives me bonkers
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Wait what
The word 'rape' is evolving into 'an unpleasant experience' or something? I actually don't understand what you are doing
how the
it's fantastic
also, grab a box of tissues
I wish I had a black girlfriend to spite her.
(Which coincidentally almost happened once)
Only for you
And hunter
And butters
And langly and cad and NaS
And and and
Because words like 'retarded' and 'special' sound too much like insults now.
People will ALWAYS call people by those words as insults. The comparison to those people is part of the insult.
'Idiot' was originally a medical term for the mentally impaired.
It's a battle that can't be won.
If that's what does it for you ...
i'm p much mentally disabled now. it's not noticeable most of the time, but when it's noticeable, it is very noticeable
a couple days after it happened, i got out of the hospital and went home. i had one functioning eye, and one functioning hand
i posted on the forums about it, made a thread
Tube proceeded to lay into me with a stream of hilarious stroke-related puns
i appreciated this and laughed about it with the side of my face that worked
all my expat friends and I make tonnes of nazi jokes whenever we get together, mostly to get it out of our system.
I got glared at for yelling 'lebensraum' in a nightclub on the weekend. Sometimes I forget where I am.
Ah yes, the old "I'm not racist but..." technique.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Saw it! When I was 13! It was good! And insanely fucked up!
Sigh.
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